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katiebarthedoor said:
i swear. the next time that doe-eyed little cunt at the 5-star quick-mart gives me one more vapid giggle for one of my lame, obvious observations i'm going to grab her by her "hip" hair and drag her back into that fucking walk-in cooler.
grab her by her face and shake her whole head, then just grab a fistfull of her smirky lips, hard. make that flirty little piece of trash tug those trendy cropped tight jeans down just below her ass then shove her face into the cold, corrugated tin wall.
yeah. then just hold the little twat against the wall, and pull out my cock.
fucking just grip it and stroke. staring at her ass, supported by her shaky legs. calling her a little piece of jailbait garbage. whore. cocktease.
spittle and drool dripping off my lips as i stroke my hard cock. her sobs trail off as the shock sets in.
'till i cum an angry wad of goo all over her fucking goose-bumped ass. watching steam rise from the mess in the cold climate.

aaaand scene.
but she gave me a free paper and fountain root-beer just now, so shes cool for real.
that is fucking hot
 
luxey313 said:
that is fucking hot
the sad thing is, i cant ask her name.
everytime i go in there she has on a differnt name necklace tag thingy.

but with my luck, the first time i'd ask her sh'ed point to her nametag and go "dur."
shes really nice, though.
 
katiebarthedoor said:
the sad thing is, i cant ask her name.
everytime i go in there she has on a differnt name necklace tag thingy.

but with my luck, the first time i'd ask her sh'ed point to her nametag and go "dur."
shes really nice, though.
ask, "what is your name? you always wear a different tag"
:nods:
I want to know. :eek:
 
TheFrenchGuy said:
Why didn't you fuck your boss ? :confused:

My husband and I are theoretically open, but my boss is off-limits for a combination of reasons (mostly that he has a wife and kids). Without said factor, I'd have already jumped and moved on. Instead...

Amazing O resulted from much, much, much effort. I'd been up since 1pm the previous day so it was an effort to keep the objects of my fantasy from warping into random dreamscapes. Had to "listen" to my boss's voice, two of the most memorable things he's said to me: "That's fucking sick" and "Good girl." Held back at the very end--stomach clenching, leg cramping ecstasy.
 
Jayed whilst reciting Shakespeare, simply because I never have before.

The Taming of the Shrew is a good textbook for any would-be dom. I'd like to see that turned into a D/s erotic movie.
 
I'm been having difficulty concentrating this week. I can't seem to get very enthusiastic enough about anything to get aroused. When I was wanking earlier today, I couldn't find one sexy thought sexy enough to turn me on.


Oh, and most of my sexual fantasies lately have been about about Tucker Carlson.
 
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sometimes, you gotta force it upon yourself. Go on..rape yourself.......make yourself cum....and then it will get that fire burning....
 
ForeverNAlways said:
Me too. I've not felt sensual much at all. Almost like someone flipped a switch and dimmed my nerve-ending receptors down.


I'm so not seeing that as a good thing.

What I need is to meet a real, flesh and blood boy. A boy with miles of white teeth and a blazer! A boy who reads the paper every morning and folds his spectacles neatly by the bed before he turns off his reading light to go to sleep at night! A boy with Opinions and Courage and Congeniality! A boy who will fuck me roughly and slap me on the face and grab my throat as I'm orgasming!


I know I'm sick. I'm really, really sick. I think it's the shame of it that makes it ever so much more enticing.
 
Darla_Darling said:
What I need is to meet a real, flesh and blood boy. A boy with miles of white teeth and a blazer! A boy who reads the paper every morning and folds his spectacles neatly by the bed before he turns off his reading light to go to sleep at night! A boy with Opinions and Courage and Congeniality! A boy who will fuck me roughly and slap me on the face and grab my throat as I'm orgasming!


I know I'm sick. I'm really, really sick. I think it's the shame of it that makes it ever so much more enticing.

The only sick thing about that is wanting a boy and not a man ;)
 
Dionysian Beast said:
The only sick thing about that is wanting a boy and not a man ;)

I still can't think of men my age as men, for some reason. I'll probably be sixty and still have this mindset.
 
Darla_Darling said:
I still can't think of men my age as men, for some reason. I'll probably be sixty and still have this mindset.

Really? That's a shame. I'm around your age, and I don't think of myself as a boy and would certainly take offense if someone referred to me as one :D
 
Dionysian Beast said:
Really? That's a shame. I'm around your age, and I don't think of myself as a boy and would certainly take offense if someone referred to me as one :D

It was not my intention to give offense.
 
ForeverNAlways said:
Not really. In most cases, and in some areas, "boy" still works for many of them.

That's not a bad thing in some areas, btw. Timely playfulness, silliness... etc.

Yeah, when I try to picture my ideal partner, I think the physical picture I have in my mind is something like this:

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/8762/pg/one/five.jpg

James Spader: sexy as Hell, but not very manly. Very much a perverted boy.
 
wickedlady31 said:
sometimes, you gotta force it upon yourself. Go on..rape yourself.......make yourself cum....and then it will get that fire burning....
I find this hysterical.
 
katiebarthedoor said:
i like Less Than Zero coke-dealing scumbag spader.
me too
and the rich linen jacket wearing brat in Pretty in Pink
though certainly not as cool

and of course in Secretary :heart:
 
luxey313 said:
he is so handsome
I like older Spader better though

I like creepy, kinky Sex, Lies and Videotape Spader the best.

Ann: What kind of "personal project"?
Graham: A personal project like anyone else's personal project. Mine's just a little more... personal, I guess.


Ooh, shivers.
 
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