tortoise
roosevelt dime
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Hester said:i got a new office today. still has a goddamn window.
Blinds are your friend.
And they make illicit peeping more fun.
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Hester said:i got a new office today. still has a goddamn window.
ForeverNAlways said:You just have to love that. Or at least, I certainly do.
if it weren't for those pesky security cameras!tortoise said:Blinds are your friend.
And they make illicit peeping more fun.
Quint said:10 days with family felt like the death toll on my libido--fortunately was not. Some hidden cache of lust was just waiting to be coaxed open. This morning, I was awakened by a massive headache that begged to be wanked out.
The nice thing about forced chastity is that it gives me appreciation for the simple things. To me, the pinnacle of sex is the hard penis. Not casually hard--the filled-to-bursting, inches away from exploding, marble rod. The lord's scepter, cold and just. The sensation of it swelling and stretching inside. I would love to be impaled upon a statue of a god, I think. Left to writhe, tissues aching with the unyielding hard tension. It is the highest pleasure, even more than the nasty heat of cum.
I imagined huge, bestial, rock-hard dicks rending my cunt and oh, it was sweet, sweet.
Marquis said:Hot.
I at times have an auto-erotic appreciation for my own cockulus at this state of tumescence. When it feels like if you pricked it with a needle you would die from blood loss. When the dorsal vein is almost like a second penis, trapped inside the larger member. I'm talking about veins popping out so hard your shit looks like a subway map.
luxey313 said:I jacked to this concept that is whacked, but so hot to me.
I hook up with this lovely girl.
I meet her at a bar.
Tall, sexy, stylish.
We are kissing, pinching her tits, finger-fucking her mouth, total sapphic love.
I pull her pants down to stuff four in her cunt and she has a cock.
A fucking tranny.
But the shame and shock are so hot.
That I am fucked by this shim.
I suck her off, fuck her.
My dominate way with females is now a total mind-fuck that I am with a man but a woman as well.
just wonderful."gonna beat that pussy up"Quint said:Slightly-but-not-really OT, I was listening to Ying Yang Twins yesterday. I've never been drawn to bending my own gender, but for some reason I just craaaaaved hooking on a strap-on and crooning "wait'll you see my dick, ay bitch" to some honey.
Hester said:why are you angry at your bone?
so, you're shooting blanks????rosco rathbone said:It's a reference to the phrase "shot fired in anger", which I always thought was a somewhat amusing technical term for combat; assuming as it does that all combatants are always enraged at each other, whereas many of them are confused and hapless draftees.
rosco rathbone said:I haven't laid a hand on my bone in anger in 14 days.
I had a slight urge last night but I was breathing through my mouth due to a stuffed nose and I had a sort of out-of-body image of me lying there with cracked and peeling lips, wheezing like a grampus, and it was so unattractive that I lost all interest in fucking myself.
Hester said:so, you're shooting blanks????
i'll send you a care package with cookies and handwritten notes. i'll even dot my Is with hearts.rosco rathbone said:I'm hunkered down in my foxhole with freckles and a cowlick reading the bible.
Lol good description.Marquis said:When the dorsal vein is almost like a second penis, trapped inside the larger member. I'm talking about veins popping out so hard your shit looks like a subway map.
This is the strangest metaphor for masturbation I've ever heard.rosco rathbone said:I'm hunkered down in my foxhole with freckles and a cowlick reading the bible.