garbage can
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Stirbird, I'm surprised to see you here.stirbird said:
Jacking-Off Log
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Vikingstone
I am this cool.
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Hester said:
Oh my, wouldn't that be lovely to walk in on.
rosco rathbone
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stirbird said:
That's a rosco special. I call 'em "no no o girls".
stirbird
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garbage can said:
I know, what's a nice bird like me doing in a nest like this? Just trying to get certain words recongized in the new dictionaries of the world, that's all (innocent whistle).
Speaking of which, Evesdream, would you mind if I volunteered a def. for it here? I think I know what you mean by it. You can vett it and change it of course.
And Rosco! Stop elbowing in and trying to steal E. D's definition!!! Shame, shame, shame! You invent enough new words. Give someone else a chance. :/
This evening..
Came home, and craved something... a certain something.. inside of me.
Glass Toy.
Fuck yes. Pushed against my cervix.. no pumping.. just circling my clit with my middle finger, and pushing that toy against my cervix... the pressure.. the slight pain...
Oh how lovely.
(thank you- the fantasy of sucking your cock, while your fingers were twined in my hair, pushing my head down onto you... it was lovely)
Came home, and craved something... a certain something.. inside of me.
Glass Toy.
Fuck yes. Pushed against my cervix.. no pumping.. just circling my clit with my middle finger, and pushing that toy against my cervix... the pressure.. the slight pain...
Oh how lovely.
(thank you- the fantasy of sucking your cock, while your fingers were twined in my hair, pushing my head down onto you... it was lovely)
luxey313
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Talking to much, grabbing my face and making me have goldfish lips.
And rubbing the head on his cock on my swollen, restricted face.
Letting go, slapping my face and telling me wretched things in my ear.
And then ordered to suck.
All the violence stops as I serve him in his study, squatting before him as he relaxes in his chair.
And rubbing the head on his cock on my swollen, restricted face.
Letting go, slapping my face and telling me wretched things in my ear.
And then ordered to suck.
All the violence stops as I serve him in his study, squatting before him as he relaxes in his chair.
tortoise
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Hester said:nothing like a little masturbatory validation to make me smile. thanks, manseed.
No, thank YOU, A. That closet jack pushed buttons I didn't even know I had. It's just such an incredible combination of flavors. The sudden onset, out of the blue. The impulse to jack in the closet. Standing, pants around your knees (so much hotter than if you had removed them completely; again, it's the frenzy of it). Unconventional toys.
Oh yeah. Searing image. Hesturbation par excellence.
tortoise
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Hester said:sometimes i liken that to sudden bouts of diarrhea.
*serious guffaw*
It's hilarious because it's true!
That sudden onset can be especially problematic for a guy, in public. It can induce the need for an intense study of the cracks in the pavement, as if searching for a non-existant lost contact.
rosco rathbone
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stirbird said:
Bitch got that one from me.
SHe makes up a lot of her own, though.
bridgeburner
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Clearly this should be re-dubbed the Slacking Off Log. I know why I'm not jacking, why aren't any of YOU jacking?
spacekowboy
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bridgeburner said:
Because i had my hands blown off in 'nam.
ukalltheway
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It was a week ago today that I last jacked off...and Im trying to go to monday but we'll see how that goes.
stirbird
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bridgeburner said:
Christmas sends anti-erotic vibes peoples' way? I rarely jack anyway, BB, so that's my excuse.
Maybe the rest need to go look at Hester's Thread of Holiday Cheer--Enter At Your Own Risk. There's stuff to jack off to there...well sort of.
stirbird
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evesdream said:
You = Pushover! ;o (I know, I know, takes one to know one.)
Ok here's my definition, based on what RR described above:
NoNoNoO: An inadvertent and highly unwanted orgasm one has when masturbating to fantasies so vile or sick (or when participating in same, which makes it even worse!) that you tell yourself in horror, "There is no way I am going to cum to this idea. No way. No. No. No... OH!"
tortoise
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stirbird said:
A perfect definition, birdie!
bridgeburner said:
I've been jacking like a fiend, just slacking off on the logging of same. The season doesn't kill my lust; on the contrary, it seems to fuel it. I've been frankly fraught with feral feverish fucklust. I was even moved to a furtive clandestine bathroom jack at work today. It was of necessity a frenetic jack, fast and furious, but the most noteworthy aspect of it was this: I actually had to stop several times and wipe my hand on my thigh, as my copious natural lubrication was creating far too much of a sloppy wet fapping noise for my comfort. I was sure that the whole building could hear it, so I was compelled to remove the excess slippery fluid every few seconds in the interest of stealth. It made for a rather disjointed, staccato jacking experience, but if anything that seemed to add to the eventual explosion, a bit of forced delayed gratification. The O left me literally gasping, trembling and rubberlegged.
bridgeburner
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spacekowboy420 said:
I've been trying to restrain myself for over a week now, but I just can't resist any longer:
Boy, you sure got a pretty mouth. ;->
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