Jacking-Off Log

[Hester]

it never happens a second time deliberately.

trust me on that.

i'm a repeat offender. i do however take the issue of dilution more seriously on additional go rounds.

 

[rosco rathbone]

This happens to so many of you so often, I'm starting to wonder if it's deliberate. You did this so recently, rosco, and then almost did it again?

Laughing.

The first time happened unawares as I took my joint out of my jeans to have a piss. I was unawares that deadly oils coated my fingertips- thank god that I was holding the member at the base. If it had been the sensitive, circumsized head, I might of had to go to the ER or at least bust open my vike stash.

The only comparable pain was that heinous areosol Tinactin which I made a thread about in the bdsm forum last year; recommending it for CBT.

From now on, I will wash my hands in a 50/50 bleach-water solution. That's the only thing that seems to work. I cook with peppers all the time.

 

[cjh]

never a second time

habenero + penis = cry

heh.

that sounds like a bob marley song.

talk about wailers.

 

[ShinigamiSama]

The first time happened unawares as I took my joint out of my jeans to have a piss. I was unawares that deadly oils coated my fingertips- thank god that I was holding the member at the base. If it had been the sensitive, circumsized head, I might of had to go to the ER or at least bust open my vike stash.

The only comparable pain was that heinous areosol Tinactin which I made a thread about in the bdsm forum last year; recommending it for CBT.

From now on, I will wash my hands in a 50/50 bleach-water solution. That's the only thing that seems to work. I cook with peppers all the time.

I use lighter fluid mostly
then again
I use it for almost anything

but bleach is a lot more common if not more dangerous
'less you've worked in a kitchen where bleach and sunlight are the two most tame cleaners there

 

[ShinigamiSama]

heh.

that sounds like a bob marley song.

talk about wailers.

I could actualy see that happening....

 

[cjh]

i'm a repeat offender. i do however take the issue of dilution more seriously on additional go rounds.

next time, try my dreamsicle remedy.

and then report back here, with full details, immediately.

 

[Hester]

Fucking hot.

you seem to be most attracted to my masturbatory acts of desperation. hairbrushes are a single notch below waterbottles on that scale.

 

[ShinigamiSama]

you seem to be most attracted to my masturbatory acts of desperation. hairbrushes are a single notch below waterbottles on that scale.

stick shift anyone?

 

[Olivia_Yearns]

I've had a lazy day and felt a little guilty. That's probably why my afternoon jack was so especially base and dirty. One day, I'm going to make an alt just for the JOL, so I can post my dirtiest jacks. I couldn't post today's and face the lot of you again.

 

[Hester]

next time, try my dreamsicle remedy.

and then report back here, with full details, immediately.

i've put capsaicin and dreamsicles on the grocery list.

 

[Hester]

I've had a lazy day and felt a little guilty. That's probably why my afternoon jack was so especially base and dirty. One day, I'm going to make an alt just for the JOL, so I can post my dirtiest jacks. I couldn't post today's and face the lot of you again.

i'll share the alt with you. this way even if someone guesses that it's an alt they won't know if its you or me.

 

[cjh]

somehow, i don't think regular posters in this thread would be startled.

or would think less of either of you. or any other poster, for that matter.

 

[Guest]

 

[rosco rathbone]

i've put capsaicin and dreamsicles on the grocery list.

Dreamsickle dunked in pure capscaisin (5 million Scoville Units)?

 

[cjh]

I'm certainly in the category of hoping not.

that's the comfort of this thread.

hell, of this board.

freaks are us.

but not.

it simply reveals a truer norm.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I've had a lazy day and felt a little guilty. That's probably why my afternoon jack was so especially base and dirty. One day, I'm going to make an alt just for the JOL, so I can post my dirtiest jacks. I couldn't post today's and face the lot of you again.

How bad could it be?

 

[Hester]

Dreamsickle dunked in pure capscaisin (5 million Scoville Units)?

sez mr limit pusher

 

[Olivia_Yearns]

How bad could it be?

I'm very creative.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Alright, everyone gang up on candypants like hippies sitting in a circle in a commune in 1975. I'll go first.

"Your hangups are a real bummer man. I think you need to let go." *inhale*

 

[Batch]

i've put capsaicin and dreamsicles on the grocery list.

there is an ointment I've used after my car accident that contains capsaicin...for the worst of the back pain...Cannot remember the name..but beware of getting it in your eyes and other tender areas...

oh my god.

 

[Batch]

I'm very creative.

breath in and breath out...
we all have outrageous sexual fantasies

 

[Hester]

there is an ointment I've used after my car accident that contains capsaicin...for the worst of the back pain...Cannot remember the name..but beware of getting it in your eyes and other tender areas...

oh my god.

see, i like that kind of thing. except cinnamon oil. very very bad. very. bad. very.

 

[Olivia_Yearns]

breath in and breath out...
we all have outrageous sexual fantasies

Yes, and when one of the women posts one like mine, it makes me very happy. But there are levels. My most debased levels are not worse then other people's, I'm sure, but maybe a little ... unusual. Sometimes stirbird ...

 

[Hamletmaschine]

I've had a lazy day and felt a little guilty. That's probably why my afternoon jack was so especially base and dirty. One day, I'm going to make an alt just for the JOL, so I can post my dirtiest jacks. I couldn't post today's and face the lot of you again.

This why God made PMs and email.

 

[Batch]

Yes, and when one of the women posts one like mine, it makes me very happy. But there are levels. My most debased levels are not worse then other people's, I'm sure, but maybe a little ... unusual. Sometimes stirbird ...

Our user names are our alternate selfs... here we do have some lee ways in expressing aspects of our sexuality...
I understand your hesitation, I rarely if ever reveal all of my mastubatory images or cravings, needs, desires... kinks...those words, those thoughts that drive me over the edge...


*grin*

well in private I do....sorry not much help to you