Jacking-Off Log

[EternalWinter]

So you've never actually touched your willie?

Never in a way that was worth writing down.

"Today when I woke up I rolled over and rubbed my penis until semen came out so I wouldn't get a hard on when I went about my day. I was out of tissues so I wiped it up with a dirty sock. Sometimes I think about this while putting on my socks, but it's the kind of thing I try to push from my mind."

Multiply that by about ten years.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Never in a way that was worth writing down.

"Today when I woke up I rolled over and rubbed my penis until semen came out so I wouldn't get a hard on when I went about my day. I was out of tissues so I wiped it up with a dirty sock. Sometimes I think about this while putting on my socks, but it's the kind of thing I try to push from my mind."

Multiply that by about ten years.

That's what the log was originally intended for, if you read the first entries. Somewhere along the line, people started getting fancy.

 

[EternalWinter]

That's what the log was originally intended for, if you read the first entries. Somewhere along the line, people started getting fancy.

Well, I'm covered for the past ten years. And, probably, the next ten. haha

 

[alabama]

Well, I'm covered for the past ten years. And, probably, the next ten. haha

That's too bad.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

That's what the log was originally intended for, if you read the first entries. Somewhere along the line, people started getting fancy.

I hate it when that happens, don't you?


I watched this run-of-the-mill porn vid last night. It featured a couple of noted butt-sluts (Ashley Bue and Aurora Snow) getting reamed by some faceless dude. Lots of good ass gapes and A2M action. Had a run-of-the-mill maintenance jack to said run-of-the-mill vid, though I did pride myself on spewing more cum on the floor than the faceless dude spewed on Ash and 'Rora's faces.

 

[Olivia_Yearns]

Well, I'm covered for the past ten years. And, probably, the next ten. haha

You just say this stuff to get us all worked up. I'm convinced of it. How many lit chix want to take your cherry so far? It's got to be in the dozens by now.

When I was in first year university, a completely witty, brilliant young man said "I don't have a lot of experience, but I've read a lot". What a great come on. Worked for me. I'm too old now, but I bet I've got a lot of younger soul sisters out there who would love to be that first one.

(I watched 'the forty year old virgin' last night. one or two amusing moments)

 

[EternalWinter]

You just say this stuff to get us all worked up. I'm convinced of it. How many lit chix want to take your cherry so far? It's got to be in the dozens by now.

When I was in first year university, a completely witty, brilliant young man said "I don't have a lot of experience, but I've read a lot". What a great come on. Worked for me. I'm too old now, but I bet I've got a lot of younger soul sisters out there who would love to be that first one.

(I watched 'the forty year old virgin' last night. one or two amusing moments)

Three I think, maybe. But I tend not to believe promises on the internet.

And I was refering just to the way I jack off. I may lose my virginity within the next ten years (and I hope I do) but I doubt it'll change the way I jack off much.

 

[alabama]

Three I think, maybe. But I tend not to believe promises on the internet.

And I was refering just to the way I jack off. I may lose my virginity within the next ten years (and I hope I do) but I doubt it'll change the way I jack off much.

You really are a virgin? Damn. Get laid child! Is it by choice??

 

[EternalWinter]

You really are a virgin? Damn. Get laid child! Is it by choice??

Yes, I really am.

Is it by choice? That's a tough question. No, not really. But let's just say I could try a lot harder.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Eternal Winter is a virgon? Excellent. LEt's have some of those tense, frustrated virgonity jacks.

I got one off this morning thinking about a type of oral when the fellatrix takes a deep inhale of air like a pearl dive,r goes all the way down and then bobs there very gently, hardly any up-and -down motion at all, so that the back of the throat grips the head of your member.

You feel it coming like a freight train from waaaa-a-ay back but don't know if she'll be able to hold her breath long enough it's a long drawn out moment of suspense. If she has to come up for breath at the worst moment, you can hold her head down-which can be nice at times-but then with the gasping and coughing, you lose that perfect subtle motion and the sense of someone focussing everything on pleasing you.

Start grunting and saying shit like "stay down there, bitch. suck me dry". And sometimes she makes it and it all comes together. The failures only make the successes the more better.

So I was jaying thinking about this, with my legs spread really wide, ass clenched, and my "CLOSED FOR BUSINESS" purple eyeshade still on, to block out the world. I usually get up and go in to my roman ejaculatiorium to nut, but I stayed in my cot this time and sowed seed all over my flat, muscular abdomen. Then I realized that my hands were probably still covered with deadly pepper oils from mixing up a batch of goat curry in marinade last night. I started waiting for the long slow burn, but it never came. This happened to me last week-the pain lasted a good 2 hours, and after a while started giving me weird insights into the very nature of pain and how most of it is in our heads. I've heard something about them rubbing hot peppers on the joints of arthritic people, I think that might work very well.

 

[Batch]

Yes, I really am.

Is it by choice? That's a tough question. No, not really. But let's just say I could try a lot harder.

it isn't as if he hasn't been offered.

 

[alabama]

Yes, I really am.

Is it by choice? That's a tough question. No, not really. But let's just say I could try a lot harder.

Get laid & get it over with. Please. If you aren't waiting for "someone special" go out and get some ass boy. Please!!

 

[EternalWinter]

it isn't as if he hasn't been offered.

By someone in real life? No.

And sweetalabama, why please? What difference does it make?

Anyway, I don't know how we got on this and I'm pretty sure I didn't bring it up so I'm going to stop posting here now.

 

[Batch]

By someone in real life? No.

And sweetalabama, why please? What difference does it make?

Anyway, I don't know how we got on this and I'm pretty sure I didn't bring it up so I'm going to stop posting here now.

Forgive me.

 

[Hester]

Then I realized that my hands were probably still covered with deadly pepper oils from mixing up a batch of goat curry in marinade last night. I started waiting for the long slow burn, but it never came. This happened to me last week-the pain lasted a good 2 hours, and after a while started giving me weird insights into the very nature of pain and how most of it is in our heads. I've heard something about them rubbing hot peppers on the joints of arthritic people, I think that might work very well.

hot jack, wrathbone.

next time you offend your member with pepperous remnants try putting some whole milk on it or even submerging it in milk if possible. pretty good relief.

 

[Hester]

i am a serial fucker of hairbrushes.

 

[rosco rathbone]

hot jack, wrathbone.

next time you offend your member with pepperous remnants try putting some whole milk on it or even submerging it in milk if possible. pretty good relief.

I swizzled it in a liter of milk.

I made a cooling poultice of fresh yogurt.

I tried lemon juice.

Even diluted bleach solution. Nothing worked. Finally just tried to get into the pain and realized that much of what is painful about pain is the secondary emotional reactions to it.

 

[Hester]

I swizzled it in a liter of milk.

I made a cooling poultice of fresh yogurt.

I tried lemon juice.

Even diluted bleach solution. Nothing worked. Finally just tried to get into the pain and realized that much of what is painful about pain is the secondary emotional reactions to it.

add a little cucumber and you'll have a nice cock raita!

my only other remedy is ice.

i once tried pure cinnamon oil. ice was the only thing that kept me from ripping off my genitals.

 

[tortoise]

i am a serial fucker of hairbrushes.

Fucking hot.

 

[cjh]

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Then I realized that my hands were probably still covered with deadly pepper oils from mixing up a batch of goat curry in marinade last night. I started waiting for the long slow burn, but it never came. This happened to me last week-the pain lasted a good 2 hours, and after a while started giving me weird insights into the very nature of pain and how most of it is in our heads. I've heard something about them rubbing hot peppers on the joints of arthritic people, I think that might work very well.

dreamsicles.

i kid you not.

and no, i will not tell you how i know.

 

[Olivia_Yearns]

dreamsicles.

i kid you not.

and no, i will not tell you how i know.

This happens to so many of you so often, I'm starting to wonder if it's deliberate. You did this so recently, rosco, and then almost did it again?

Laughing.

 

[cjh]

This happens to so many of you so often, I'm starting to wonder if it's deliberate. You did this so recently, rosco, and then almost did it again?

Laughing.

it never happens a second time deliberately.

trust me on that.

 

[MechaBlade]

i am a serial fucker of hairbrushes.

I love women masturbating with unobvious objects. Computer mice and the like.

This is a very, very hot picture because of the object.

 

[ShinigamiSama]

it never happens a second time deliberately.

trust me on that.

never a second time

habenero + penis = cry

 

[MechaBlade]

Never in a way that was worth writing down.

"Today when I woke up I rolled over and rubbed my penis until semen came out so I wouldn't get a hard on when I went about my day. I was out of tissues so I wiped it up with a dirty sock. Sometimes I think about this while putting on my socks, but it's the kind of thing I try to push from my mind."

Multiply that by about ten years.

That's how I started, too. But I found that the JOL is a great place to write down my humiliation/bdsm fantasies that usually accompany the jack. Othes seem to enjoy them, too.

The jacking off log isn't a log of extraordinary jacks or unusual jacks. Quite the contrary, it is the study of the physiology and psychology of your every day masturbatory event. The fact that we all get hot and bothered by FNA's posts is incidental.

I watched this run-of-the-mill porn vid last night. It featured a couple of noted butt-sluts (Ashley Bue and Aurora Snow) getting reamed by some faceless dude. Lots of good ass gapes and A2M action. Had a run-of-the-mill maintenance jack to said run-of-the-mill vid, though I did pride myself on spewing more cum on the floor than the faceless dude spewed on Ash and 'Rora's faces.

I often see pornos where the star is cumming what appears to be mostly water. I think these guys have cum once or twice during filming accidently and this watery liquid is all they have left.