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Mecha said:
In honor of my Catholic upbringing..... in my sack..... Things took a turn for the worst around the second week when I began seeing sex everywhere.... I was a walking blue ball. ..... I walked down the courthouse steps..... I lasted a mere 5 seconds...... chode..... The ensuing aftershocks were felt as far away as Calabasas.


Haha, you slay me, baby.
 
rosco rathbone said:
There's some new movie out about middle-aged white females heading to Haiti in order to enjoy the services of impoverished but masculine and flat-bellied Haitian gigolos. The movie was reviewed lovingly in the Village Voice as somehow representing empowerment for women and the poor, third world men who fuck them for money. All well and good says I to myself reading this on train, all well and good, but make a movie about white men going to Haiti to fuck cheap, young, sexy Haitian hookers and see what manner of reception you get @ the Voice. What a passel of nonsense.

i need to figure out how to write off a trip to haiti as a business expense
 
rosco rathbone said:
There's some new movie out about middle-aged white females heading to Haiti in order to enjoy the services of impoverished but masculine and flat-bellied Haitian gigolos. The movie was reviewed lovingly in the Village Voice as somehow representing empowerment for women and the poor, third world men who fuck them for money. All well and good says I to myself reading this on train, all well and good, but make a movie about white men going to Haiti to fuck cheap, young, sexy Haitian hookers and see what manner of reception you get @ the Voice. What a passel of nonsense.

Sex colonialism is hot. Definitely worth a jay.

I wonder if Larry Clark reads the J/O log...
 
rosco rathbone said:
Lux, good to see you back. Mecha, where have you been, you perverted little swine. This place isn't the same without you. And a Hooper sighting!

I've been jaying morning noon and night, vitality low, os weak, but I soldier on in my compulsive manner nevertheless.

Colonial oppression has been doing it for me lately.
That is a non-taking for granted?
:smirk:
Older man fucking is on the brain.
Worked and taken, for use and need rules.
 
luxey313 said:
That is a non-taking for granted?
:smirk:
Older man fucking is on the brain.
Worked and taken, for use and need rules.

Should of been dumb in a can, eh.

you=stripper my friend. so it is written so it shall be done.
 
Olivia_Yearns said:
I'm away on an interesting trip, and I'm not feeling the need to jack. It has been a few days since my last one. I feel relaxed and involved with what I'm doing. I still feel the frustration of wanting sexual contact, but not enough to want solo. I feel more embodied and alive, but less focused on sex. Hmm.
Take two aspirin and call me in the morning.
 
rosco rathbone said:
you=stripper my friend. so it is written so it shall be done.
:chugs Coors Light:
Mississippi Queen- hit it DJ!!!

Wanks of disgust in my feeble feelings and childish behavior.
The self-humiliation of recollection and personal domming of knowing I embarrass myself fueled an O in about 17 seconds.
On my stomach, ass arched in the air anchored on my hand.
 
Mecha,

Because I most often read the JOL in Calabasas, all your duly reported jacks are appreciated here. I tell my co-workers that it wasn't an earthquake, just a realllllly big truck driving by.
 
rosco rathbone said:
There's some new movie out about middle-aged white females heading to Haiti in order to enjoy the services of impoverished but masculine and flat-bellied Haitian gigolos. The movie was reviewed lovingly in the Village Voice as somehow representing empowerment for women and the poor, third world men who fuck them for money. All well and good says I to myself reading this on train, all well and good, but make a movie about white men going to Haiti to fuck cheap, young, sexy Haitian hookers and see what manner of reception you get @ the Voice. What a passel of nonsense.

Sometimes I feel like the Voice needs a ball gag at the very least, if not a stiff switching.
 
luxey313 said:
Mississippi Queen- hit it DJ!!!

If they had a Reggaeton version of that song, it would make a great strip club hit.

As I told you, I was in the club last night and only reggaeton was played. They had some sexy Greek or Turkish girls, a little chubby but nice bellie-dancing moves, and they were playing Greek Reggaeton for them, with some kind of lute or bouzouki for the ethnic flavor instead of spanish horns.
 
bridgeburner said:
Sometimes I feel like the Voice needs a ball gag at the very least, if not a stiff switching.

This morning, still reading Voice, I came upon a capsule review of same movie that at least name checked Platform.
 
rosco rathbone said:
If they had a Reggaeton version of that song, it would make a great strip club hit.

As I told you, I was in the club last night and only reggaeton was played. They had some sexy Greek or Turkish girls, a little chubby but nice bellie-dancing moves, and they were playing Greek Reggaeton for them, with some kind of lute or bouzouki for the ethnic flavor instead of spanish horns.
No, I want the gritty 70's version.
Dirty like the drip from blow, the beat of the song like a belt on my ass.
 
rosco rathbone said:
Do you not have AC, manseed?

I do, but I generally eschew it. I have a strong preference for fresh outside air, assisted by an industrial strength fan. I'm normally out of the house well before it gets hot, and I don't return until the ambient temperature outside has cooled sufficiently for comfort. It's one of the reasons that I enjoy the relative dry heat of the weather hereabouts. With the exception of a few monsoonal weeks, the temp can climb to 105 during the day and still be quite cool come bedtime.

I normally am NOT a fan of the heat, but in this case, the hot air somehow added to the intensity of my jack. I was planning on changing the sheets anyway, and I knew that a cool shower awaited me after my O, so I decided to just go with the flow and enjoy the makeshift sauna jack, savoring an extensive exploration my sweat-beaded skin with my free hand. Not something I'm looking to repeat often, but it fit my decadently primal mood at the time, a feral neanderthal sweatlodge jack.
 
tortoise said:
I do, but I generally eschew it. I have a strong preference for fresh outside air, assisted by an industrial strength fan. I'm normally out of the house well before it gets hot, and I don't return until the ambient temperature outside has cooled sufficiently for comfort. It's one of the reasons that I enjoy the relative dry heat of the weather hereabouts. With the exception of a few monsoonal weeks, the temp can climb to 105 during the day and still be quite cool come bedtime.

I normally am NOT a fan of the heat, but in this case, the hot air somehow added to the intensity of my jack. I was planning on changing the sheets anyway, and I knew that a cool shower awaited me after my O, so I decided to just go with the flow and enjoy the makeshift sauna jack, savoring an extensive exploration my sweat-beaded skin with my free hand. Not something I'm looking to repeat often, but it fit my decadently primal mood at the time, a feral neanderthal sweatlodge jack.
If you live in a low-humidity area, that can be done. I used to tough it out without AC and now I wish I had all those hours of lost sleep back. Tossing and turning in a sauna because I had some weird ideas about AC being immoral. I didn't use to take aspirin either.
 
Low humidity is absolutely essential for any non-AC existence. If I lived in humid climes, I would be constantly suckling at the freon teat.
 
Thought about the young man who was eyeing me up while installing my fence. I was kneeling on the floor naked. Envisioned him the same, looking in my eyes. Mutual masturbation scene. Thought about the noises he'd make as he strokes against my swollen clit. Him begging to slip his bare cock inside of me as he struggles to hold back. My one hand selfishly guiding his oozing tip over my clit while the other explores his hard young body. He wore this silly spongbob bandana on his head while he was working here. For some reason the thought of me tearing that off his head sent me off. Was a good release. Rather quick since I hadn't masturbated in two days. I tend to have bigger, more intense Os when I'm on a regular daily schedule.
 
tortoise said:
I decided to just go with the flow and enjoy the makeshift sauna jack, savoring an extensive exploration my sweat-beaded skin with my free hand.
You're a total sensualist. Every sexual post I've read of yours is rich with sensual detail. ForeverNAlways is also like that.

I'd say 99% of my solo orgasms involve thoughts of domination, objectification or the violation of some sort of boundary. The remaining 1% are mindless vibrator wanks with no thoughts at all. I've never had a solo orgasm that stayed focused on the pure sensations of sex. When I'm extremely passionate about someone, it can happen with a partner, but usually, I need a little dirt.
 
olivia the thought of dominating a beautiful woman as yourself is enough to get me started this morning
 
Olivia_Yearns said:
I'd say 99% of my solo orgasms involve thoughts of domination, objectification or the violation of some sort of boundary. The remaining 1% are mindless vibrator wanks with no thoughts at all. I've never had a solo orgasm that stayed focused on the pure sensations of sex. When I'm extremely passionate about someone, it can happen with a partner, but usually, I need a little dirt.
some days the word "violation" is enough for me.

i'll have a rare sensual wank. or sometimes if i'm relaxed enough they'll start out sensual. i think if my drives weren't so high i'd do it more often. i have to wonder if the wound-upness contributes to what goes on in my head.
 
Hester said:
some days the word "violation" is enough for me.

i'll have a rare sensual wank. or sometimes if i'm relaxed enough they'll start out sensual. i think if my drives weren't so high i'd do it more often. i have to wonder if the wound-upness contributes to what goes on in my head.
Who doesn't love a good violation?

I got cock blocked this morning as the doorbell rang mid coitus. It was my brother dropping off the kids 30 minutes too early. I'm so gonna kill him later.

Then I went to watch the porn link LadyF gave and I went to wake the bean for a quickie but she was asleep and wouldn't budge. I had to take matters into my own hand.

I loe the blonde girl who squirts a lot. She's nasty too which gives that certain extra edge.
 
Olivia_Yearns said:
You're a total sensualist. Every sexual post I've read of yours is rich with sensual detail. ForeverNAlways is also like that.

I'd say 99% of my solo orgasms involve thoughts of domination, objectification or the violation of some sort of boundary. The remaining 1% are mindless vibrator wanks with no thoughts at all. I've never had a solo orgasm that stayed focused on the pure sensations of sex. When I'm extremely passionate about someone, it can happen with a partner, but usually, I need a little dirt.

Dirt is good mmkay.
Much like yourself I can't stay focused on one peson or event when jaying. My mind travels to many different things. Other people, other places... A congregation of masturbatory fodder. Most times what I start out thinking about is rarely what I'm imagining when I finish, and vice versa.
 
spacekowboy420 said:
Dirt is good mmkay.
Much like yourself I can't stay focused on one peson or event when jaying. My mind travels to many different things. Other people, other places... A congregation of masturbatory fodder. Most times what I start out thinking about is rarely what I'm imagining when I finish, and vice versa.
I don't see a lot of porn, but it works for me when I do see it. Like about 5 minutes ago, on that site that Lady F put up. Lots of awful stuff, and then suddenly something exciting, and ... bingo. You, I think, are VERY visual.

Hester said that just the word 'violation' could do it. I'm like that too - words can set me off bigtime.
 
Olivia_Yearns said:
I don't see a lot of porn, but it works for me when I do see it. Like about 5 minutes ago, on that site that Lady F put up. Lots of awful stuff, and then suddenly something exciting, and ... bingo. You, I think, are VERY visual.

Hester said that just the word 'violation' could do it. I'm like that too - words can set me off bigtime.

Oh words deffinitely get to me too. Especially in the way they are said. A well timed trigger word is just plain yummy.
 
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