Jacking-Off Log

[_pebbles]

I'm so happy/relieved to see there are other women out there that feel the absolute NEED for release. Often times I feel like such a freak for masturbating everyday. I feel guilty that my sexual requirements will always outweigh my partner's.

A variety of things will trigger my fantasies. Yesterday I was treated to a feast for the senses. I had four young, strong, tanned men working all day installing a fence in my yard. I spent the day out there by the pool and sunning myself. Mentally recording their movements and conversation as I stared at them from behind my sunglasses. One man had two small tattoos on the back of his neck. For some reason this drew my attention to him in particular. I had to go out on an errand. While I was gone that man asked my husband if we were related (there's a 11 1/2 year age difference and people don't always see us as a couple). Hubby said it didn't dawn on him till much later that the guy was feeling him out to see if he could ask me out. I've been rubbing off to thoughts of whispering in his ear and letting him know he's gonna fuel my fantasies for the next couple weeks.

 

[tortoise]

I drink about six liters of agua a day. I prefer to attribute it to failing vitality. That's something I can lose sleep over.

Not failing, I'll wager. Ebbing, perhaps. In the words of Paul Westerburg, "a temporary lull."

My seed has been quite vital of late, in volume, ballistic force, and the sheer orgasmic intensity. Had an office jack this afternoon that actually produced a brief abdominal cramp, it was so intense. I'm also firmly embroiled in one of those "the more I jack, the more I need to jack" cycles, and the slightest stimulus can have me instantly rock hard and drooling.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I'm also firmly embroiled in one of those "the more I jack, the more I need to jack" cycles, and the slightest stimulus can have me instantly rock hard and drooling.

"The more you fuck, the more you want to fuck and the more you DO fuck."-Henry Miller Sexus

 

[tortoise]

I'm so happy/relieved to see there are other women out there that feel the absolute NEED for release. Often times I feel like such a freak for masturbating everyday. I feel guilty that my sexual requirements will always outweigh my partner's.

A variety of things will trigger my fantasies. Yesterday I was treated to a feast for the senses. I had four young, strong, tanned men working all day installing a fence in my yard. I spent the day out there by the pool and sunning myself. Mentally recording their movements and conversation as I stared at them from behind my sunglasses. One man had two small tattoos on the back of his neck. For some reason this drew my attention to him in particular. I had to go out on an errand. While I was gone that man asked my husband if we were related (there's a 11 1/2 year age difference and people don't always see us as a couple). Hubby said it didn't dawn on him till much later that the guy was feeling him out to see if he could ask me out. I've been rubbing off to thoughts of whispering in his ear and letting him know he's gonna fuel my fantasies for the next couple weeks.

Yum.

Welcome the the JOL! Make yourself at home.

 

[tortoise]

"The more you fuck, the more you want to fuck and the more you DO fuck."-Henry Miller Sexus

Exactly. Eschew satiation.

 

[spacekowboy]

This not being able to masturbate sucks monkey ass. Bright pink baboon butt.

 

[naughtygirl69s]

This not being able to masturbate sucks monkey ass. Bright pink baboon butt.

uhm

why can't you masturbate?

 

[bridgeburner]

I find it interesting that sometimes we report jacks and sometimes we report the mental fantasies that go along with them.

I had noticed that and wondered about it. I know for myself that the act doesn't vary much so what makes them different or interesting to my mind is if I'm badly disappointed, wildly rewarded or consumed by odd thoughts before, during or after.

I drink about six liters of agua a day. I prefer to attribute it to failing vitality. That's something I can lose sleep over.

I'm glad I'm the only person in the office right now since I howled when I read this. I'm still getting the odd after-chuckle every now and again. Thank you for the much-needed levity!

 

[bridgeburner]

Hester,

You made an appearance in my dreams last night. I can't remember anything else about the dream but you showed me your aluminum powder canister dildo --- it was sitting out on the dresser in front of god and everybody wearing a little terrycloth bathrobe and a pair of sunglasses and you looked at me with a tremendous grin and said "See, it's perfectly camouflaged!"

 

[spacekowboy]

uhm

why can't you masturbate?

I cut my thumbs off.

Actually i just didn't have the requisite privacy to do so yesterday till late lastnight.

 

[Hester]

Hester,

You made an appearance in my dreams last night. I can't remember anything else about the dream but you showed me your aluminum powder canister dildo --- it was sitting out on the dresser in front of god and everybody wearing a little terrycloth bathrobe and a pair of sunglasses and you looked at me with a tremendous grin and said "See, it's perfectly camouflaged!"

that's hilarious! i'm going to have to make it a little traveling outfit when i get it!

 

[countrygent36]

Oh, once this morning in the shower as the warm water ran down my back..........

Once this afternoon as the hot sun shined in threw the window........

And once tonight, when the boiling heat of my dreams become my reality.............

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

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[countrygent36]

I'm so happy/relieved to see there are other women out there that feel the absolute NEED for release. Often times I feel like such a freak for masturbating everyday. I feel guilty that my sexual requirements will always outweigh my partner's.

A variety of things will trigger my fantasies. Yesterday I was treated to a feast for the senses. I had four young, strong, tanned men working all day installing a fence in my yard. I spent the day out there by the pool and sunning myself. Mentally recording their movements and conversation as I stared at them from behind my sunglasses. One man had two small tattoos on the back of his neck. For some reason this drew my attention to him in particular. I had to go out on an errand. While I was gone that man asked my husband if we were related (there's a 11 1/2 year age difference and people don't always see us as a couple). Hubby said it didn't dawn on him till much later that the guy was feeling him out to see if he could ask me out. I've been rubbing off to thoughts of whispering in his ear and letting him know he's gonna fuel my fantasies for the next couple weeks.

I once had a girlfriend that had to masturbate daily as well as I. Her before getting out of bed, me in the shower. Even though we had sex daily as well, the need for self stimulation was and still is great. Fantasies keep us alive and fresh, even if that's all we're left to.

 

[spacekowboy]

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Oh I'm getting it!

 

[countrygent36]

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I have to get one, uhhh better get two, might break the first one......if it don't wear out first.........

 

[naughtygirl69s]

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Where's the "English" button

 

[baddog434]

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[spiderider]

I'm also one of those chicks that needs it everyday...

However, it takes so damn long sometimes. Additionally, I've just pairbonded with someone and the privacy issue impacts the time available.

I've recently discovered the joy of the showerhead, but frequently, I outlast the hot water tank.

Which doesn't stop me... but damn, it does get cold.

I've been able to reach orgasm once without foreign aid... but it took close to 90 minutes and I've not been able to repeat that success since.

I suppose asking for tips and methods is an exercise in futility... but hey, it doesn't hurt, right?

 

[countrygent36]

I'm also one of those chicks that needs it everyday...

However, it takes so damn long sometimes. Additionally, I've just pairbonded with someone and the privacy issue impacts the time available.

I've recently discovered the joy of the showerhead, but frequently, I outlast the hot water tank.

Which doesn't stop me... but damn, it does get cold.

I've been able to reach orgasm once without foreign aid... but it took close to 90 minutes and I've not been able to repeat that success since.

I suppose asking for tips and methods is an exercise in futility... but hey, it doesn't hurt, right?

Practice makes perfect

 

[_pebbles]

I can get the job done quickly. I know exactly what pleases me. I've never been a fan of the showerhead/water scenario. Douses all natural lubrication. That's not for me. I'm a digital manipulator or toys when I really need it. Depends upon my mood.

I'm also one of those chicks that needs it everyday...

However, it takes so damn long sometimes. Additionally, I've just pairbonded with someone and the privacy issue impacts the time available.

I've recently discovered the joy of the showerhead, but frequently, I outlast the hot water tank.

Which doesn't stop me... but damn, it does get cold.

I've been able to reach orgasm once without foreign aid... but it took close to 90 minutes and I've not been able to repeat that success since.

I suppose asking for tips and methods is an exercise in futility... but hey, it doesn't hurt, right?

 

[CtGuy99]

I'd enjoy digitally manipulating you...
well..
and a few others things too!!

 

[MechaBlade]

I think he jacked himself into a coma.

Not too far from the truth. I've been jacking impulsively, two to three times a day, whereas I'm usually comfortable with just once or less. My body's been crying for release on a regular basis, but I think and hope I'm slowing down (just once today... so far).

I'll post when I get the chance.

 

[-geisha.grrrl-]

was talking to my s/o this evening, and said i was going to go. he responded by saying 'no you're not.' i said 'i'm not, well why?' and laughed. he said 'because you're going to talk to me while you masturbate' and told me how to begin, and what to do.

he's taken to calling me a whore lately during phone sex or when one of us wants the other to listen. he's been calling me a nasty, dirty whore who's only good for sucking cock and that seems to make me cum much quicker.

the past week, it's been... not difficult to achieve orgasm, but while it is building, it's seemed to be more than usual, the need to orgasm is greater and when i do orgasm, i feel as if i've not masturbated in months or something.

ejaculated a bit tonight when i orgasmed, not abnormal for me during extremely rough/vigorous sex, but extremely odd tonight as i have never done it during solo activity.

 

[Hooper_X]

I'm currently debating whether I should go to bed and crank one off or go get a cup of coffee and a toasted everything bagel w/ a schmear.