Jacking-Off Log

[Hester]

Oh, you are going to be a lineman? That's fucking cool. What's that thing they have now where you are actually wired into the electric circuit? I saw it on a Discover channel, the super-high current kind of passes through an electromagnetic suit that you wear.

From what I know about linemen, they either climb those wood poles with the spike boots (but I haven't seen that in ages, now they all use snorkel lifts and I think that was telco anyhow), or you are just climbing some kind of steel ladder or thing with handholds. So do your dips, your pullups and cardio and you'll be fine.

i was just talking to a friend of mine about this last month. he said that at his company they helicopter the linemen to the big transformers and drop them down. they then do their thing then climb down, get picked up by the heli, and do it all over again. apparently they save so much energy in not climbing and they can do so much more work that it's more efficient to use the helis. he said something like what rr wrote about actually being in the circuit. i'd hate to see what happened if someone got accidentally grounded, though.

dangerous job, rimmy, but you can make good money.

 

[Recidiva]

Officially rejoining thread after all issues under construction done.

Yay!

I apologize for not logging every jack. May I be a voyeur, please?

 

[rosco rathbone]

Officially rejoining thread after all issues under construction done.

Yay!

I apologize for not logging every jack. May I be a voyeur, please?

The prodigal returns eh. You may kiss the ring.

 

[Recidiva]

The prodigal returns eh. You may kiss the ring.

Yay! I may!

 

[rosco rathbone]

Yay! I may!

And I didn't even keep you waiting outside in the snow.

 

[tortoise]

I want one of those electric suits, just for the sheer hell of it.

 

[Recidiva]

And I didn't even keep you waiting outside in the snow.

Thank you, sir.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I want one of those electric suits, just for the sheer hell of it.

You want to o in a faraday cage wired up to the output of hoover dam....

 

[tortoise]

You want to o in a faraday cage wired up to the output of hoover dam....

Damn straight. Ride the Lightning.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Damn straight. Ride the Lightning.

....suspended from a crane over Ceasars Palace, LV, while thousands cheer and brass bands play.

 

[tortoise]

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Although, I'd log it here, naturally.

Speaking of, I have an office jack to log, about an hour ago now, inspired mostly by vivid cunnilingual reminiscences and reveries. I'm alone in the office all week, so it was simply a matter of closing the blinds, locking the door, and molesting myself in a fast and furious fashion. As has become my wont, I elected to let my seed spill forth onto my clear plastic chair mat, without attempting to contain it in any way, as cleaning the hard plastic is a breeze. However, I underestimated the ballistic force of my ejaculate, and the first few salvos overshot the mat and peppered the carpet. Messy, messy.

 

[rimmy]

The prodigal returns eh. You may kiss the ring.

the brown ring?

 

[rosco rathbone]

the brown ring?

The ring @ Canossa, my anal friend.

 

[bridgeburner]

I'm feeling redeemed. Twice since I got home at 5:30 with another in store to send me off to sleep tonight, I'm sure. The first was a bell-ringer. I'd been home about 20 minutes. Enough time to walk the dog briefly and grab the mail. I was getting ready to sort through it when I was overcome by the urge to jack. I dropped the mail on the counter and proceeded directly to the bedroom jerking clothes awry just enough to get at the good stuff. Five minutes of devilish perversity later I nearly gave myself a charley horse along with a very vocal O.

The second was due to nearly match but I was distracted by the dog who wandered in and nosed my foot wanting to know why I was making those strange gaspy sounds again. I was immediately flooded with shame and nearly lost my train of wank entirely but I persevered and managed to rub out a decent O which only seemed lacking because I was expecting so much more.

It occurs to me that I've been missing some prime jacking time --- the radio in my car is currently locked until I take the time to go by the damn dealership to get some fucking code to make it work again. WTF?? So I've been entertaining myself through my afternoon commute alternately singing, talking to myself or pondering lecherous scenarios.

But for some odd reason I don't usually jack when I get home. I think "Ah, I'll return to this thought later tonight when I am retired for the evening and have nothing to do when I finish but roll over and sleep the sleep of angels." WHAT have I been thinking?? Clearly I should have been taking advantage of the opportunity for more jacks earlier in the day rather than saving up for a single O at night which might or might not pan out. That's an awful lot of pressure to put on a single instance of bean-twiddling.

So, no more opening the mail, finishing the dishes, sweeping the floors or any other number of mundane tasks. When the least twinge of lust strikes me I'm going to indulge.

After all, a comet could strike at any moment and all my opportunities disappear in a blast of blinding light.

 

[Hester]

i've calmed down. i'm pretty sure i'll jack once more before bed but i don't feel like i'm channeling the ghost of catherine the great

 

[Hester]

Everyone's jacking like mad monkeys. Must be all the pollin in the air.

I went hawg wild yesterday. I was reading big books of theary and universal law and putting off my women's work and I kept getting a boner. Said I to myself, I'm going to show my cock who is master. If it persists in standing up on it's hind legs, I will slap it down and jack until it shows me respect.

Starting @ nautical twilight. 6 jays later it was supper time and I didn't have an ounce of juice left, but my Os were actually getting stronger. Like an M-80 exploding in an empty chamber, no longer tamped by the fluid back pressure.

I was thinking about the ohthankyou men. And punishment.

holy crap, rr. 6x? you're making me look like a slacker.

what's an othankyou man?

 

[Hester]

1. i discovered i get exceptionally horny when i travel. i bring books, work, music, but for some reason my mind always drifts to sex. i'll look at the people around me and try to figure out what their kinks are, what it would take to seduce them.

2. the hotel i'm in has a great porn menu

3. my friend the waterbottle is traveling with me this month

4. i really need to start bringing lube with me

5. i wish i could travel with toys

 

[spacekowboy]

1. i discovered i get exceptionally horny when i travel. i bring books, work, music, but for some reason my mind always drifts to sex. i'll look at the people around me and try to figure out what their kinks are, what it would take to seduce them.

2. the hotel i'm in has a great porn menu

3. my friend the waterbottle is traveling with me this month

4. i really need to start bringing lube with me

5. i wish i could travel with toys

pack an electric toothbrush . I hear they're all the rave.

 

[tortoise]

3. my friend the waterbottle is traveling with me this month

<gulp>

Enjoy your trip!

 

[Hester]

pack an electric toothbrush . I hear they're all the rave.

not a bad idea! any brand recommendations?

 

[Hester]

<gulp>

Enjoy your trip!

i have been

running out of lip balm, though

 

[tortoise]

i have been

running out of lip balm, though

Ah, such images. Thank you.

 

[spacekowboy]

not a bad idea! any brand recommendations?

I am clitoris challenged so I couldn't tell ya. Push comes to shove one of those battery powered ones from the super market might work.

 

[Hester]

I am clitoris challenged so I couldn't tell ya. Push comes to shove one of those battery powered ones from the super market might work.

i want one to replace the waterbottleboyfriend, not to tickle my bean

 

[spacekowboy]

i have been

running out of lip balm, though

You're not travelling in California are ya ?