Jacking-Off Log

Status
Not open for further replies.
bridgeburner said:
Liv, I adore you! You complete me.

You'll have to hold up the wholesome half of the perverted duo on your own. I can't make it work because I'm always more intrigued by seeing innocence abused.




My mind is a cesspool.




I'm going swimming!!!
If I really do complete you, could you pm me some pictures of your tits? (I've always wanted to say that. I'm blushing. I'm kidding (do it anyway)).
 
I'm going to do so tonight while in bed. i'm not sure yet what i will think about . It may or may not be porn induced. i'm not sure.
 
bridgeburner said:
Ah, when he finally gives it up he realllllly gives it up. Nice jack, Cracker!
the cracker does not disappoint.


logging one mundane morning maintenance jack. mechanical, at best. i need to bring my numbers back up as i am getting bitchy from too much frustration.
 
I awoke from a very explicit dream and began wanking to the flashes I could remember. I was being reprimanded by a teacher in his office. Bent over the desk. Lifted skirt. Marks of a ruler across my bottom. Lip biting. Eyes streaming. His gentle hand caressing me after each swat.

Looks like I'll have to wash the sheets :eek:
 
ForeverNAlways said:
Seems to be a morning thing today. Like DWP I woke feeling tingly. I began playing under the covers, my hand slow, as I thought of someone that I miss right now. I imagined him waking with me, his hands softly exploring my body, as my hands mimiced his touch in my mind. Feather touches on my breasts, brushing the nipples as they peaked, roaming my torso with just fingertips, as goose bumps rose on my skin - I imagined him making love to me. When my hand finally dipped between my legs I was very wet, and with my eyes still closed I touched myself the way I wanted him to touch me, two fingers delving to stroke my inner walls and then retreating to circle my swelling clit.

I imagined him over me, sliding between my legs, slipping into my folds and setting a steady slow rhythm that was maddening.

Then I got too turned on and that image wasn't enough. I rose to my heels and imagined straddling him. Still not enough, I fell forward and imagined him behind me.

That turned out to be just right.

*gulp* I soooo wanna be there for this
 
ForeverNAlways said:
Seems to be a morning thing today. Like DWP I woke feeling tingly. I began playing under the covers, my hand slow, as I thought of someone that I miss right now. I imagined him waking with me, his hands softly exploring my body, as my hands mimicked his touch in my mind. Feather touches on my breasts, brushing the nipples as they peaked, roaming my torso with just fingertips, as goose bumps rose on my skin - I imagined him making love to me. When my hand finally dipped between my legs I was very wet, and with my eyes still closed I touched myself the way I wanted him to touch me, two fingers delving to stroke my inner walls and then retreating to circle my swelling clit.

I imagined him over me, sliding between my legs, slipping into my folds and setting a steady slow rhythm that was maddening.

Then I got too turned on and that image wasn't enough. I rose to my heels and imagined straddling him. Still not enough, I fell forward and imagined him behind me.

That turned out to be just right.


Lucky damned imaginary guy...


It must have been in the water today for people to get their morning wank on. I jacked last night before bed . It felt wonderful. I put on a favorite porn vid and just lost myself in the images on the screen . A wonderful dp scene that is rather hot. Instead of projecting myself into the images , I just watched the obvious pleasure on her face. It was lovely. 4 on a scale of 5.

This morning i got a chance to sleep in , which i don't normally get to do . Surprisingly very aroused and ready to go. That usually doesn't happen after a late night jack. Again I was lazy and pushed play on the movie. Laying there in bed I started watching. This time it was a different scene. I was thinking of someone in particular as i was watching this woman on my tv screen take it in the ass. It turned me on greatly to think of myself and this woman going at it like these two. I imagined myself pulling her hair and talking dirty to her. Reaching around and rubbing her clit while deep in her ass. I imagined how she would squeeze my cock, and mimicked it with my fist. I brought myself close to the edge 3 times. Then on the 4th i let go... A masterful orgasm. My sheets are in the wash as we speak...
 
Last edited:
Everyone's jacking like mad monkeys.

atticus finch of lit, excellent jack by you. I learned how to play lead guitar by copying the opening bars of the "Maggot Brain" solo. Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time... indeed. I must have had that shit on my mind when I wrote this tale.

OLY, you namechecked BF Skinner! That is so hip. He is being rehabilitated!

I jayed this day, as per usual. When I tore the bandage from my eyes sometime around nautical twilight the tweeties were going @#$% bonkers. Some singing blithely, some croaking monotonously. I jayed for the dawn, for the onset of the day, I spilt seed to make the sun to rise. Hottontot bottoms were on my mind as were stay @ home moms.
 
Olivia_Yearns said:
. . . Totally new for me to actually be in my own fantasy in my own body. Very wholesome, and challenging after a lifetime habit of going to central casting.

I think it's great that you can put yourself in your own fantasies. But I hope this doesn't mean that I have to stop borrowing you for mine.
 
Hamletmaschine said:
I think it's great that you can put yourself in your own fantasies. But I hope this doesn't mean that I have to stop borrowing you for mine.
Mi casa es tu casa. I trust that you will return me in good condition, spent and speechless.
 
rimmy said:
Porr form luv. That'll cost you 10 Mecha cool points at least.
i want mecha cool points. how come i don't have any mecha cool points?

or is this like who's line is it anyway and the points don't matter?
 
ForeverNAlways said:
I think I'm going to condense this one. :eek: I don't know what's up with the moon or the rotation of the planet - it is somewhat reassuring to note that everyone here has been busy. Ever had one of those days when once wasn't enough - or twice?

See morning post... 10/10

Pantiless thursday - necessitated action on the drive to work.... 8/10

Home alone - (really doesn't happen that often, despite the evidence to the contrary this week). Images of someone motivated the need for action again. Hand wasn't enough - toy wasn't enough. Probably from over stimulation today - so I took a quick dip in the pool and found a jet.... 9/10
*shiver*
THIS is why I want a jaccuzzi, damnit.
 
Afternoon jack:

I'm condensing this one too becuase i've got to run , but it was nothing short of astounding. I thought i made a mess this morning .... Thought.
 
Just readthis online. I about had a cow .. :D ;)


~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A NAILSEA pensioner has received a police caution after being caught trying to have sex with a cow.

The 67-year-old man, who has not been named but is from Nailsea, was spotted acting suspiciously in a field off The Causeway at 6.45am on Bank Holiday Sunday.

A member of the public alerted the police after spotting the man 'behaving strangely' in the field.

When police arrived they found the man stood on a small set of steps, trying to have intercourse with the cow.

The man received an official police caution.

It is believed the cow was shocked, but otherwise unhurt.

Avon and Somerset Police spokesman Wayne Baker said: "A 67-year-old man was arrested on suspicion of attempting to have intercourse with an animal.

"The arrest followed an incident in the Leigh Wood Drive area of Nailsea on May 28.

"He was cautioned and later released.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

can you say ... oh my :rolleyes:

moooooooooooooooo
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top