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Hey all. Had a lazy Saturday morning. Got up to brush my teeth and had a thought... :devil: ...brought my Sonicare toothbrush back to bed. It was decent. :D
 
Hester said:
forgive me father for i have sinned. it has been about 2 days since my last jack. i woke this morning with lustful urges and my hand betwixt my thighs. thinking thoughts that violated laws in at least 38 states and numerous small dictatorships, i satisfied my base urges. please forgive me for my trespass and be sure to give me a really good penance. thanks and amen.
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Let me assure you that in Rimmyland all those acts are not only legal but you can actually get a tax deduction for them.


I'm more shocked that you went two days without jacking.
 
CourtneyBrown said:
Hey all. Had a lazy Saturday morning. Got up to brush my teeth and had a thought... :devil: ...brought my Sonicare toothbrush back to bed. It was decent. :D
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Why am I made to think of cavities?

and fillings?

:catroar:
 
Oliver Clozoff said:
Why am I made to think of cavities?

and fillings?

:catroar:
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Most people use toothbrushes to prevent those kinds of things, but I think toothbrushes are much better at preventing... horniness.
 
CourtneyBrown said:
Most people use toothbrushes to prevent those kinds of things, but I think toothbrushes are much better at preventing... horniness.
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There are plenty of women on this thread alone who'll vouch for that, perhaps to their dentist's chagrin.

Perfunctory Saturday morning maintenance jack duly registered this AM. Was greeted with run-of-the-mill physiological REM-stage morning wood, and in my post-graduation languor, was able to quickly scratch a libidinal itch a proceed with my ablutions...
 
Was hoping there'd be a log entry from the man above.

Ho hum, better luck next time.
 
Morcheeba said:
Was hoping there'd be a log entry from the man above.

Ho hum, better luck next time.
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havent logged off yet today ;)

plus, I'm having trouble writing paragraphs lately
 
Checkers said:
havent logged off yet today ;)

plus, I'm having trouble writing paragraphs lately
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I'll just have to bookmark this thread along with the one I created about you :kiss:
 
rbijon said:
...i think it is...ahem...time for my shower.... :nana:
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I had a nice shower too this morning. I need to get one of those soft bathmats, because on bended knee turns out to be a good position, but hurts just a little.
 
Olivia_Yearns said:
I had a nice shower too this morning. I need to get one of those soft bathmats, because on bended knee turns out to be a good position, but hurts just a little.
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Damnit.... Now i'm gonna have to go and jack.
 
maybe now I can finally get some work done. I couldn't focus on anything productive until I finally bit the bullet. Maybe not the best expression. tickled my tulip - ew.
 
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