Jacking-Off Log

[Recidiva]

I don't remember. This same issue was being discussed. The importance of mystery and obliqueness in a relationship. You said something like "that's not for me!" and I remember reading it and going yeah right

Oh...I think in a casual context, yes. I can't do casual. The beauty to this is that the communication is real and the mystery is real, not contrived. Much more like him living on the moon and me living on the bottom of the ocean. Can't really swap positions because it's completely opposite to the other, can really meet only in the middle somewhere on relatively common ground.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Oh...I think in a casual context, yes. I can't do casual. The beauty to this is that the communication is real and the mystery is real, not contrived. Much more like him living on the moon and me living on the bottom of the ocean. Can't really swap positions because it's completely opposite to the other, can really meet only in the middle somewhere on relatively common ground.

That's what I'm talkin bout.

 

[Hester]

As I Od, I spontaneously burst into song: Hyacinth House by The Doors. [/SIZE][/I]

i can't say i ever heard of someone breaking into song at orgasm. very interesting.

you look good in green, btw.

 

[rosco rathbone]

i can't say i ever heard of someone breaking into song at orgasm. very interesting.

you look good in green, btw.

It was totally spontaneous!

A butter colored sunbeam fell across my shoulder as well.

 

[Hester]

speaking of spontaneous, i've been having little baby spontaneous Os all afternoon. it's kind of nice in general, but specifically because i don't feel the need to jack.

anyone know anything about these?

 

[Recidiva]

speaking of spontaneous, i've been having little baby spontaneous Os all afternoon. it's kind of nice in general, but specifically because i don't feel the need to jack.

anyone know anything about these?

I can get in a state like that with the right combination of events. I have no idea what those events are...but when it strikes, it's nice.

 

[Hester]

I can get in a state like that with the right combination of events. I have no idea what those events are...but when it strikes, it's nice.

i'm stressed and hurting so it makes no sense. but i'll take it.

they've been happening with more and more frequency. a while back i'd get one or two, now i have continuous strings of them for hours.

i'm hoping consciousness will eventually turn into one huge screaming orgasm. i'm shooting for this goal by 2008.

 

[Recidiva]

i'm stressed and hurting so it makes no sense. but i'll take it.

they've been happening with more and more frequency. a while back i'd get one or two, now i have continuous strings of them for hours.

i'm hoping consciousness will eventually turn into one huge screaming orgasm. i'm shooting for this goal by 2008.

A death from happy exhaustion. I'm rooting for you!

 

[rosco rathbone]

i'm stressed and hurting so it makes no sense. but i'll take it.

they've been happening with more and more frequency. a while back i'd get one or two, now i have continuous strings of them for hours.

i'm hoping consciousness will eventually turn into one huge screaming orgasm. i'm shooting for this goal by 2008.

You have released the koondalini.

 

[Hester]

A death from happy exhaustion. I'm rooting for you!

death? hell, that'll be the day i really start living.

 

[Hester]

You have released the koondalini.

it's supposed to go up, not leak out through my nether parts

not that i'm complaining

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

I once read a neurological case report of a woman who had repetitive near-constant orgasms caused by a tumor in her brainstem.

*orders Hester MRI*

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

You have released the koondalini.

In my own personal quasi-spiritual-sexuality, this is known as the poondalini.

 

[Recidiva]

You have released the koondalini.

That's a little different, but both together are fun too. Go Ida, Go Pingala, Go Shushumna!

 

[Hester]

Oh...I think in a casual context, yes. I can't do casual.

i would kill for just the right, regular casual arrangement these days.

i go back and forth on this, but in general i really do like long-term casual arrangements of convenience.

 

[Hester]

I once read a neurological case report of a woman who had repetitive near-constant orgasms caused by a tumor in her brainstem.

*orders Hester MRI*

seriously? do i really need to worry?

 

[Hester]

In my own personal quasi-spiritual-sexuality, this is known as the poondalini.

i think i might have to use this terminology.

 

[Hester]

I once read a neurological case report of a woman who had repetitive near-constant orgasms caused by a tumor in her brainstem.

*orders Hester MRI*

now that i'm thinking about this, maybe we can market orgasmic implants. pea sized or smaller with a little remote control that makes it expand when you want to increase the sensations

 

[Recidiva]

i would kill for just the right, regular casual arrangement these days.

i go back and forth on this, but in general i really do like long-term casual arrangements of convenience.

I dunno, a guy gets around he tastes all different. There might be ho all mixed in with all that. Too risky.

 

[Hester]

I dunno, a guy gets around he tastes all different. There might be ho all mixed in with all that. Too risky.

that's what all the saran wrap in my closet is for

 

[Recidiva]

that's what all the saran wrap in my closet is for

See? I should have thought of this. I need a spiritual condom. But those are uncomfortable.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

seriously? do i really need to worry?

That was a real case, but it's like a one-in-a-bazillion kind of a deal, especially to get those sorts of symptoms without usual accompanying symptoms of a brainstem tumor (motor/sensory deficit, nausea/vomiting, etc.).

I'd be very interested in studying your brain to understand your particular physiology. We could put you in a fMRI scanner and see what's going on in your noggin.

Of course, we'd have to do a control in which you get O's from stimulation as well.

All for science.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

now that i'm thinking about this, maybe we can market orgasmic implants. pea sized or smaller with a little remote control that makes it expand when you want to increase the sensations

They can implant electrical stimulators in the nucleus accumbens and the mesolimbic that a lab animal can learn to control.

Of course once it does, it continuously self-administers, forgoing food and eventually dies of starvation.

Would be a great way to die, though.

 

[Hester]

That was a real case, but it's like a one-in-a-bazillion kind of a deal, especially to get those sorts of symptoms without usual accompanying symptoms of a brainstem tumor (motor/sensory deficit, nausea/vomiting, etc.).

I'd be very interested in studying your brain to understand your particular physiology. We could put you in a fMRI scanner and see what's going on in your noggin.

Of course, we'd have to do a control in which you get O's from stimulation as well.

All for science.

where's the consent form? i'm ready to sign!

 

[stirbird]

Or in Terry Pratchett's universe, small Scots.

I remember a book with those guys in it. They were too funny!