Jacking-Off Log

[MechaBlade]

"Maintenance." The Czechs really know how to make spanking videos. I wrote a haiku about it.

Spanking gets me off
Her bolts of pain: my waves of pleasure
Scream, bitch, scream.

 

[Recidiva]

I just figured it out. All you jackers are sucking out the jacking power from the noosphere. Like when they drill a new oil well in Olklahoma and it makes the wells in Texas run dry faster. There's only so much masturbation to go around!

*makes little vampire fangs at Rosco*

Oh, come on, if I were really sucking your sexual power, you'd get off on it.

Think of it that way.

 

[Hester]

only got off once yesterday in the morning. by bedtime i was a mess. i forced myself to sleep, fighting palpable images of hands gripping my butt cheeks and spreading them. woke up in the middle of the night with the same imagined sensations and fought them off again.

woke early ready to go. had all kinds of fucked up stuff going through my head as i finally jacked.

 

[Hester]

I'm a woman in my mid 40's, and every few weeks for the last six or so months, a strange thing seems to be happening with my body. I get feverishly horny--and I mean big time, give it to me for hours horny. The kind of horny that makes a woman beg. I flush from head to toe. And I stay in this condition for hours.

i think it's hormonal. i got this way early to mid 30s. it wouldn't be unusual for me to spend 5-6 hrs a day masturbating. i'm about 40 now and it's finally calming down although i'm still needing to get off about 4x during the day to stay sane. i don't feel as if it's at the point where it's interfering with my thinking and clarity, which it truly was before. i went through a series of younger lovers to help get me through that time, which i'd recommend to someone in a similar position.

 

[Hester]

midday jack. quick. reminiscing on times past. thinking about seducing a new lover a few years back.

 

[beetlebum]

after lunch jack

meticulous but quick

after listening to someone's moans of passion

fantasized of spying on such person pleasing themselves

 

[Hester]

logging one quick afternoon maintenance jack. quick, mediocre.

 

[Olivia_Yearns]

[...]my keeper would first make me spread my legs and show everyone [...]

just those words, right there - especially the idea of a 'keeper'. I'm melting. Might as well log this one in advance - about 5 min. from now.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I was jacking at sunup this morning. The first light off of the ocean was greenish and wavering. I stretched it out for about twenty minutes, thinking about all kinds of stuff....holding the legs wide-spread by the ankels and trying to stick it right past the ceravix into the womb itself. "Hold still while I injekt it into your core".

@ O time, I thought about doing it into the mouth, the waiting face. Like an orgams has to be shot into an actual thinking head with a face in order to be counted as actually happening.

 

[Hester]

wrenched a morning O out of myself. my body and mind were not working in tandem on this one.

 

[Olivia_Yearns]

got off last night in the wee hours. I took pictures of myself and posted them, and that turned me on enough that I didn't use any standard fantasy.

 

[spacekowboy]

got off last night in the wee hours. I took pictures of myself and posted them, and that turned me on enough that I didn't use any standard fantasy.

WooooHooo!

sorry did i say that out loud?

 

[Hester]

WooooHooo!

sorry did i say that out loud?

nice, aren't they

 

[spacekowboy]

nice, aren't they

This we can agree on

 

[Hester]

fuck. i read the boner thread and now i'm ready to go. i'll have to sneak one in.

i'm getting upset that everyone else only gets off once every day or so. i can't be the only compulsive masturbator/masturbatrix around these parts.

 

[Recidiva]

fuck. i read the boner thread and now i'm ready to go. i'll have to sneak one in.

i'm getting upset that everyone else only gets off once every day or so. i can't be the only compulsive masturbator/masturbatrix around these parts.

It's not fair that I have a husband. Or I'd be giving you a run for your money.

 

[goodmorningdavi]

My hand was in my panties so long this morning I think they have a common law marriage now.

 

[Fifi2006]

I came home from watching Ice Age 2 in the cinema, and I began to have a boner, so I began to jack until I began to cum on the floor.

 

[Marquis]

My hand was in my panties so long this morning I think they have a common law marriage now.

LOL

 

[rosco rathbone]

got off last night in the wee hours. I took pictures of myself and posted them, and that turned me on enough that I didn't use any standard fantasy.

Outstanding bottom cheeks. It gave me an itch in me stropping arm.

i'm getting upset that everyone else only gets off once every day or so. i can't be the only compulsive masturbator/masturbatrix around these parts.

You are just catching me at a low point. The funny thing is that when I was masturbating like a mad monkey with his hand caught in the spanish fly jar, I had no interest in jacklogging.

It's not fair that I have a husband. Or I'd be giving you a run for your money.

Does marriage curtail the masturbational urge then? I wouldn't know and have no desire to find out firsthand.


Got off another early morning pipecleaner this day. I was thinking pretty hardcore thoughts...about stropping bottoms with the strap so hard that the entire body jolts. What got me up and into my roman ejaculatorium was thinking about training someone for deep completion. That "deep throat position" where she lies on her back with head hanging off of the bed to straighten the esophageal vagina while I sort of squat down like a russian weightlifter and make heavy, ponderous, slow-motion throat-humps. Holding it deep when it comes time to squirt, despite the choking sounds and the fluttery hands trying to push me away, the strange sight of a face seen inversely, the little-noticed and delicate triangular bone-structure of the underjaw straining, the slender neck visibly swollen with a length of hard cock. As I Od, I spontaneously burst into song: Hyacinth House by The Doors. I do a better late-period Morrison than the man himself:

~~~~~~what are they doing in the Hyacinth House
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~what are they doing in the Hyacinth House
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~to please the lions this day

 

[Recidiva]

Does marriage curtail the masturbational urge then? I wouldn't know and have no desire to find out firsthand.

I think Hester also mentioned there's something much more satisfying about having a man there. His scent, his skin, his taste. I think it's a whole brain thing that if I get to attack him at leisure, I know I can. I can have my cake and eat him too.

I have a psychological and physical edge. Almost like being able to take in water through the skin so I don't have to drink so much.

Testosterone by osmosis.

It doesn't curtail the urge to have sex or masturbate, to me, though, it's a lot more like gourmet than fast food. Immersion in someone else, who knows me, knows what I like, and can please me with the intention of my brain shutting off...something I can't do for myself.

 

[Leverage]

I think Hester also mentioned there's something much more satisfying about having a man there. His scent, his skin, his taste. I think it's a whole brain thing that if I get to attack him at leisure, I know I can. I can have my cake and eat him too.

I have a psychological and physical edge. Almost like being able to take in water through the skin so I don't have to drink so much.

Testosterone by osmosis.

It doesn't curtail the urge to have sex or masturbate, to me, though, it's a lot more like gourmet than fast food. Immersion in someone else, who knows me, knows what I like, and can please me with the intention of my brain shutting off...something I can't do for myself.

Excellent reply...I was just going to type that same thing...

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[Recidiva]

Excellent reply...I was just going to type that same thing...

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You get your testosterone by osmosis too?

 

[rosco rathbone]

You get your testosterone by osmosis too?

My psycho, the rapist, was a World War Two, "greatest generation" guy, but so liberal in his opinions and vibrations that I was shocked one day when apropos of some point in our discourse, he told me "my wife gets her politics via vaginal osmosis."

 

[Leverage]

You get your testosterone by osmosis too?

Nope but I agree with the other things that you said about masturbating. For me, it doesn't really curb the apetite but I tend to use masturbation more for stress release...LoL...

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