Jacking-Off Log

[naughtygirl69s]

Note to self:

Thai Chilis require more than six hours and a couple hand-washings to be sufficiently purged from the skin.

Somehow I think I've made this note to myself before. I've got to start keeping them in a more prominent place.

Not to worry, it had been six hours, after all. Let's just say it gave a whole new meaning to the term "afterglow" and had I felt randier earlier in the day things could have gotten ugly indeed. I mean, what the hell are you supposed to do for that. Pour milk on it? Swab with a tortilla? Sure as hell I wouldn't be waltzing into the ER with that story.

-B

LOL! Ha, this made my day! sorry to hear you burned your penis

Marquis, I fucking love Vick's vapor rub, but I certaintly wouldn't want it in the nether regions, I've come close to doing the same thing with icy/hot

 

[Marquis]

HA HA, sorry you burned your penis Beebs, how's it doing today?

 

[MechaBlade]

I remember being able to cum just from saying "cock" over and over again. Takes a bit more than that now-a-days, tho.

That's hot. Reminds me of one of the masturbation scenes from Secretary.

"Cock... Mashed potatoes....Oh!"

And how come I'm the only moron who comes in here with accidental wanking injuries? I KNOW some of the rest of you have them. You're just holding out!!!


-B

I tend to keep it simple. My only trouble is when I cum on things that I don't intend to cum on.

 

[Marquis]

I tend to keep it simple. My only trouble is when I cum on things that I don't intend to cum on.

Yes, this is a most embarassing problem. I rarely bother to aim while cumming, it seems to take away from the experience.

 

[naughtygirl69s]

That's hot. Reminds me of one of the masturbation scenes from Secretary.

"Cock... Mashed potatoes....Oh!"

Why don't I remember that scene? Describe it more.

I still am very aurally stimulated. Growling and grunting along with dirty words, like "fuck my cock" will just about send me over the edge every time.

I once was talking to a guy on the phone, just a very casual conversation and we started talking about what stories we liked on lit and he started reading me one, it was the fucking hottest thing ever, because the story had a lot of dialogue, it was sooooo much better than phone sex cuz I just rub-a-dub-dubbed while he read, hell I couldn't talk if I wanted to, I was nearly out of breath from just listening.

I tend to keep it simple. My only trouble is when I cum on things that I don't intend to cum on.

Such as? Clothes and such you mean, or objects like a desk, bed, etc?

 

[naughtygirl69s]

Yes, this is a most embarassing problem. I rarely bother to aim while cumming, it seems to take away from the experience.

YOu must aim if you shoot it on her ass or mouth or something right?

I dated a guy once that always held his hand over his cock so it couldn't go everywhere, even when I was there to "catch" the mess it was just habit for him.

 

[craig53208]

quiet follower

Hey been lurking on this thread for a while and love it!!!!
I have an Idea to share with the group, what about a jerk off day? im setting march 11 as the day lets all meet on the tread and get off at the same time. Anyone with yahoo and a cam? we could make it a masterbation orgy!! do I have any takers?

 

[Marquis]

Hey been lurking on this thread for a while and love it!!!!
I have an Idea to share with the group, what about a jerk off day? im setting march 11 as the day lets all meet on the tread and get off at the same time. Anyone with yahoo and a cam? we could make it a masterbation orgy!! do I have any takers?

Chances are better than not that I'll be jerking off on March 11th anyway. Camjerk orgy, I'll pass.

 

[Marquis]

YOu must aim if you shoot it on her ass or mouth or something right?

Yes, I love that in fact.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

playing catch up

for the past year or more..

will post again after I have finished with required reading.

 

[naughtygirl69s]

Yes, I love that in fact.

I like it in porn when he aims it for her pussy while she's on her back and he's kneeling between her legs, I like how it splats out over her mound and dribbles down and then she can rub it in a bit

 

[cfnmtom]

today

It was just warm enough for a while today to get some rays by the pool. I wore a thong swimsuit (big controversy on another thread), with a cock ring on underneath. I got incredibly horny while getting some sun and was pitching a major tent after about 20 minutes. I stuck it out for about and hour and a half. Then, I went up to my apartment dropped the thong (the ring was not going any where until the swelling went down), and lubed up my cock with some baby oil. I pulled open the curtains and pulled on my hard cock while standing in front of the sliding glass doors to my balcony. Had a very intense orgasm and shot spurt after spurt of cum all over my stomach, chest and face.

 

[iansearchof]

I like it in porn when he aims it for her pussy while she's on her back and he's kneeling between her legs, I like how it splats out over her mound and dribbles down and then she can rub it in a bit

Though I wrote a scene in which a guy came on a woman twice, I've really never understood it (not opposed to it, just lacked comprehension). Then one woman said that it was the animalistic marking of territory, and another said, "Sometimes you just have to feel it hitting your skin." That gave me chills.

I now realize that it is not necessary to understand everything.

(Now "rub[bing] it in a bit" anywhere, I understand! )

 

[naughtygirl69s]

Though I wrote a scene in which a guy comes on a woman twice, I've really never understood it (not opposed to it, just lacked comprehension). Then one woman said that it was the animalistic marking of territory, and another said, "Sometimes you just have to feel it hitting your skin." That gave me chills.

I now realize that it is not necessary to understand everything.

(Now "rubbing it in a bit" anywhere, I understand! )

OOh, that's a good point. I'm not exactly begging to be covered in jizz 24/7 or anything, but something about having it spurted on my ass or tongue is hot

I like seeing or reading about it in/on the pussy too but, for fear of those little boogers swimming up the canal, not really wise to have it there irl for me.

 

[spyro1123]

OOh, that's a good point. I'm not exactly begging to be covered in jizz 24/7 or anything, but something about having it spurted on my ass or tongue is hot

I like seeing or reading about it in/on the pussy too but, for fear of those little boogers swimming up the canal, not really wise to have it there irl for me.

he he he, well bend on over hon

 

[MechaBlade]

Such as? Clothes and such you mean, or objects like a desk, bed, etc?

Clothes, furniture, the floor, the cat (j/k) ...

Why don't I remember that scene? Describe it more.

Actually, the "creamed potatoes" bit was the first masturbation scene, but the "cock" bit:

Lee walked into the toilet stall, shaking. She reached behind her back and found the paper under the sticky spot on the back of her blouse. Taking the paper out, she looked at it romantically. "Mr. Grey," she said aloud. The paralegal, working on some papers just two stalls over, looked up.

Lee unfolded the paper. It was one of her typo-ridden letters that he had corrected. She had covered the edges with sticky notes just for this type of occasion. She stuck the sheet to the wall and let her fingers slide down into her hose.

"Mmmm... cock," she moaned, sliding a finger inside. "Place your prick in my mouth... screw me..." She was whispering as quietly as she could, but was finding it hard to keep quiet when thinking of Mr. Grey and saying these naughty words. She wished she could say them to him.

Lee shoved a few more fingers inside herself. His presence was overwhelming and he spoke with such confidence. And to be so humiliated by him... to be cum on like a worthless piece of tissue...

She thought of how he'd instructed her what to have lunch. "Mayonnaise..." She began losing it. "Orchid... Oh, Mr. Grey..." She would do anything he asked, suffer any punishment... after all, she was his secretary.

"Ohh! Ohhh! Ohh!"


That scene.

 

[bridgeburner]

but...but... I'm not a.....oh forget it.

It's hopeless.

Somebody kiss my boot.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I jacked so many times this weekend that I can't even look at a cock right now.

 

[Marquis]

Love the new av, striking resemblance actually.

I haven't had the opportunity to jack in forever, no privacy. I'm holding it in for one ultra humiliating blast next week.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Holding it in for a week?

Good luck!

 

[Marquis]

Things have gotten confusing in your absence sensei. This is the last bastion of control I have.

 

[AssEatta]

I’m planning on dripping hot cum from my dick at at 12:15am
I will once again think of fucking the soft white ass of my 7th grade teacher.
I can still see her blue dress and her ass cheeks moving so softly as she walks

 

[MechaBlade]

but...but... I'm not a.....oh forget it.

Shh... just enjoy the power.

Have fun peeing while standing up.

 

[naughtygirl69s]

Clothes, furniture, the floor, the cat (j/k) ...


Actually, the "creamed potatoes" bit was the first masturbation scene, but the "cock" bit:

Lee walked into the toilet stall, shaking. She reached behind her back and found the paper under the sticky spot on the back of her blouse. Taking the paper out, she looked at it romantically. "Mr. Grey," she said aloud. The paralegal, working on some papers just two stalls over, looked up.

Lee unfolded the paper. It was one of her typo-ridden letters that he had corrected. She had covered the edges with sticky notes just for this type of occasion. She stuck the sheet to the wall and let her fingers slide down into her hose.

"Mmmm... cock," she moaned, sliding a finger inside. "Place your prick in my mouth... screw me..." She was whispering as quietly as she could, but was finding it hard to keep quiet when thinking of Mr. Grey and saying these naughty words. She wished she could say them to him.

Lee shoved a few more fingers inside herself. His presence was overwhelming and he spoke with such confidence. And to be so humiliated by him... to be cum on like a worthless piece of tissue...

She thought of how he'd instructed her what to have lunch. "Mayonnaise..." She began losing it. "Orchid... Oh, Mr. Grey..." She would do anything he asked, suffer any punishment... after all, she was his secretary.

"Ohh! Ohhh! Ohh!"


That scene.

uhm, I SO need to watch that movie again!


*wanders off to diddle*

 

[Marquis]

What is this, Woden's Day?

It must have been at least a week by now, possibly closer to a year.