Jacking-Off Log

[dgnerate_gamblr]

I find myself asking this question all the time.

For now, I'll go with "some wretched whore's gaping maw," but in the end a tissue may do just as well.

Either way dude, it's all about the sweet release.

 

[rosco rathbone]

What are you saving it for?

Compulsive masturbation can make a man weak. It saps the will. I'm talking 3, 4x per diem.

 

[bethanyman]

after work

 

[Marquis]

Compulsive masturbation can make a man weak. It saps the will. I'm talking 3, 4x per diem.

I think I masturbated thrice before noon and half a dozen before sundown yesterday.

 

[Ms. Sharon]

I think I masturbated thrice before noon and half a dozen before sundown yesterday.

wow!!

 

[naughtygirl69s]

I think I masturbated thrice before noon and half a dozen before sundown yesterday.

good lawd! I don't think I've ever masturbated more than 2-3 times in a 24hour period!

 

[rosco rathbone]

To a wanker (my term for a compulsive masturbator); an O is as good as a shot of rum to a rummy. You mean to have just one and then to bed; but you end up with 15 men on a dead mans chest dancing a merry hornpipe.

 

[Marquis]

To a wanker (my term for a compulsive masturbator); an O is as good as a shot of rum to a rummy. You mean to have just one and then to bed; but you end up with 15 men on a dead mans chest dancing a merry hornpipe.

Ain't that the truth.

It's almost intoxicating after a while. It's unbelievable to what degree I can shut out the rest of the world while stroking the salamander.

 

[naughtygirl69s]

Ain't that the truth.

It's almost intoxicating after a while. It's unbelievable to what degree I can shut out the rest of the world while stroking the salamander.

I know what you mean, but I can't make it last nor get the stimulation to do it again, it just sorta becomes numb, no different then scratching *shrug*

After I cum, the "horniness" is over and I usually want to sleep.

 

[Marquis]

I know what you mean, but I can't make it last nor get the stimulation to do it again, it just sorta becomes numb, no different then scratching *shrug*

After I cum, the "horniness" is over and I usually want to sleep.

Yes, you are a normie.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Yes, you are a normie.

And a female. Apples plus oranges.

 

[naughtygirl69s]

And a female. Apples plus oranges.

aww, thanks for noticing!

At the moment, I'm addicted to my hitachi magic wand, it's the only thing that works lately, but it makes me cum in about 3 minutes

 

[Marquis]

aww, thanks for noticing!

At the moment, I'm addicted to my hitachi magic wand, it's the only thing that works lately, but it makes me cum in about 3 minutes

I got the sub one of those for Christmas. Seems to do the trick.

 

[naughtygirl69s]

I got the sub one of those for Christmas. Seems to do the trick.

yah, but I prefer the longggg drawn out O's that seem to last for HOURS, it's impossible to do that with the wand, MAYBE if somebody else was controlling it

 

[Marquis]

yah, but I prefer the longggg drawn out O's that seem to last for HOURS, it's impossible to do that with the wand, MAYBE if somebody else was controlling it

Women.

 

[naughtygirl69s]

Women.

oh come on, you've never experienced the pleasure of riding the edge????

That deeeeeep place in your core where nothing exists but your genitals, it's like being drunk only you don't feel like throwing up. I want to be THERE

 

[TWB]

oh come on, you've never experienced the pleasure of riding the edge????

That deeeeeep place in your core where nothing exists but your genitals, it's like being drunk only you don't feel like throwing up. I want to be THERE

I agree....there was a book in the early eighties about ESO, or "extended sexual orgasm" (as an aside, I always wondered what a non sexual orgasm would be, but I digress). Anyway, you can ride that "edge" for a long time, and for me, it is like having a very long orgasm...all of the pleasure without the shooting orgasm (there is a good deal of precum after a while ). When the cum comes, it is absurdly pleasurable and voluminous.

 

[Marquis]

oh come on, you've never experienced the pleasure of riding the edge????

That deeeeeep place in your core where nothing exists but your genitals, it's like being drunk only you don't feel like throwing up. I want to be THERE

Oh, I ride the edge all the time, but I don't need to bother anybody else to do it.

 

[naughtygirl69s]

Oh, I ride the edge all the time, but I don't need to bother anybody else to do it.

Oh, trust me, I haven't bothered anyone else in a LONG time. This is, after all a "Jacking-Off Log"

 

[naughtygirl69s]

I agree....there was a book in the early eighties about ESO, or "extended sexual orgasm" (as an aside, I always wondered what a non sexual orgasm would be, but I digress). Anyway, you can ride that "edge" for a long time, and for me, it is like having a very long orgasm...all of the pleasure without the shooting orgasm (there is a good deal of precum after a while ). When the cum comes, it is absurdly pleasurable and voluminous.

YES

 

[bethanyman]

beginning pre work routine
read jack read jack repeat

 

[rosco rathbone]

I'm holdin' onto the jazz this week; trying to build up a little bit of mojo.

 

[naughtygirl69s]

I'm holdin' onto the jazz this week; trying to build up a little bit of mojo.

Rosco is gonna get lucky

 

[Marquis]

I've been really on point recently.

Eating on a strict diet. Exercising virously, and regularly (I've been very into putting commas before "and" these day, is that not hot?).

And orgasmationing only upon the stimulation of females (I know you love that capital "and").

But tonight was the eve of club fetish.

I have rubbed on females wearing naught but a Magnum and some duct tape all night. I have spanked asses that would make most of you cry right there in your dorm rooms. I have been given the deep stare of intercourse, only to fall prey to the demonicly selfish ministrations of the corpulent friend, who will allow no fucking if she is not to be penetrated as well.

I am home, still intoxicated from the Vodka redbulls, consisting of an icy dixie cup of Finlandia and but a sneeze of imitation energy drink.

To jerk, or not to jerk (before "or"s to, apparently), that is the question!

 

[rosco rathbone]

(I've been very into putting commas before "and" these day, is that not hot?).

Yes, typological shenanigans of that nature are very droll.


I bled a bit of pressure off from the the system this morning. I have to finish reading seven books this weekend-some rather weighty-because I'm up against my maximum limit from the library and I have seven more waiting. While trying to slog through this discussion of determinism versus inevitability, I was distracted by my cock which felt long, heavy, flexible and mean; something like a Python or Anaconda. (Capitalizing animal names is my orthographical ploy of the week.)

I tried to ignore the distraction but finally gave up. Master Chia says that several orgasms per week are acceptable in this season; though far from optimal. I blew my chances at taoist immortality long ago and now I hope merely to top the hundred.

I thought about the feeling of cool and solicitous fingers, well-schooled in the ways of oral servitude under pain of mastery, cupping my scrotal sac and lightly stroking the perineum. I even cupped my own sac but my fingers are too strong, too blunt and too warm and the feeling of the oral circuit closing was only in imagination.

One, two, three, jackity whackity and away we go. You could make any man into a premature ejaculator...ohh, swallow it, you fucking cunt.

What an improvement in mood after a wank. My vision has cleared and women no longer seem important. That's the way I like to feel--like one of the old philosophers.