Jacking-Off Log

[MrBates]

I Like Aiming To Please....

Just tell me where you want it......

 

[Image]

Re: I Like Aiming To Please....

Just tell me where you want it......

Are you jerkin' it now, now, now???

 

[MrBates]

Uh-huh.....

did ya like my 'triple shot'???

(don't know how I did that!!!)

 

[Image]

In the passion of the moment, ya know...

 

[rosco rathbone]

Re: Re: speaking of sperm...

I'm with ya, sister, I just don't like to swish it in my mouth like fine wine/

I have a totally contradictory attitude here....I personally find spunk to be a loathesome substance; but I like to see it held in the mouth of the swallower like the fine wine you mention. Held and held, then a slap to the face and an order to choke it down.

 

[rosco rathbone]

In my younger, less selfish days, I'd swallow... maybe to impress him, I don't know. But now it's all about me, me, me... I'd rather have warm, creamy, white chocolate pouring over my tongue

I am the exact same way; except of a different sex (assuming you are female). As a youth I licked fish and beaded my beard with sparkling drops of vaginal dew; seeking warm emotional approval for role as orgasm provider. Now it's all about etc etc etc.

 

[Karen Kraft]

karen kraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaft

Oh, Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh !!!

Butt I think I need two Hello Kitty Vibrators...

 

[rosco rathbone]

Oh, Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh !!!

Butt I think I need two Hello Kitty Vibrators...

Does hello kitty know people are jacking with her? SOmehow I don't think she'd approve.

I am into butt vibrators theoretically.

Oh I forgot to report a jack:

I was lying on living room floor wobbling around with it and got a semi hard. Thought about a time when I came in someone's mouth and they let out this gagging cough as if I had just blasted a high pressure tonsillectomy load into their windpipe. Pure drama I think but appreciated nontheless because I know it was really just the standard drooble.

Anyway, went into the ejaculatorium and rubbed it out, never even got all the way hard, and had a sort of "fantasy confusion" that caused me to lose focus. I did a deep relax in my prostate right before nutting though, and that actually caused me to have a fairly powerful "body orgasm", without much mental/emotional content.

Load: paltry, in the 3/4 tsp range, coulour better than yesterday, consistency: a bit splattery and spotty at first, then slowing to a fist-coating drooble.

 

[Dietrich K.]

Right now. I'm hard as a rock and covered with lotion. I'm letting any stranger on yahoo who wants to watch. I am a complete slut.

 

[Karen Kraft]

San Rio Runs White With Cum.

Of course Hello Kitty knows! She is so cute and pink.

And she slides in so thoughtfully.

You Go Girl.

Yay Kitty!!!

 

[rosco rathbone]

I am not sure about this kitty business. Notsure at all.

Aaaany way: report all jacks REPORT ALL JACKS. What is wrong with you peeple. Either A you are jacking and slacking on the reportage (which I do believe to be the trooth) or B you aren't jacking; which is obviously not the case.

STOP JACKING AND SLACKING. REPORT ALL JACKS REPORT ALL JACKS. it onlytakesaminnit.

 

[Guest]

This is a truly bizarre thread.

 

[P. B. Walker]

This is a truly bizarre thread.

We don't think you've been reporting.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Word up. Report or beat it.

 

[BirdsWife]

Re: speaking of sperm...

i can't think of one of my masturbation fantasies that doesn't end with me being sprayed with cum somewhere in or on my body....that is what brings my climax.

is that odd?

tell me i'm not the only one into cum.

 

[Guest]

Word up. Report or beat it.

Beating it - . I'll never tell.

 

[P. B. Walker]

I'm gonna go jerk it thinking about the way Ruby enjoys cum.

 

[Guest]

I'm gonna go jerk it thinking about the way Ruby enjoys cum.

Thank you, I'll jerk off thinking of you jerking off thinking of Ruby.

 

[P. B. Walker]

Thank you, I'll jerk off thinking of you jerking off thinking of Ruby.

Today I will jerk thinking about your nipple.

 

[Guest]

Thank you, I'll jerk off thinking of you jerking off thinking of Ruby.

It was good.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I got off as quick nut today inspired by Karen Kraft's bethonged buttcheeks-my first Literotica AV jack, no joke. Tried a new trick of standing upright with legs pressed together and buttcheeks tightly clenched. Didn't do much. Got off a fairly powerful nut and fired it into the flawless porcelain depths of the ejaculatorium (my bathroom sink) as if I was seeding an alabaster womb. Then absentmindedly washed load down the hole without checking.

 

[Rubyfruit]

my orgasms have been hard-won and barely worth the fight the last couple of days. my mind wanders from one fantasy to the next, not able to stay focused long enough to cum.

looking forward to ovulation in a week or so.

 

[P. B. Walker]

my orgasms have been hard-won and barely worth the fight the last couple of days. my mind wanders from one fantasy to the next, not able to stay focused long enough to cum.

looking forward to ovulation in a week or so.

Mine have been the exact opposite. I must be menstrating.

 

[Dietrich K.]

looking forward to ovulation in a week or so.

We all do.

 

[Rubyfruit]

We all do.

it's my favorite time of the month!

pb, maybe you should take some pictures...