Jacking-Off Log

[WhisperHaven]

Feeling nice and mellow about 6:00 today. Was nice and wet and sneaked into the bedroom and got out the toy. Turned it on high and rode it hard for about 3 minutes to a fast and powerful orgasm.

 

[rapurthng]

This morning before work and ............right now.

 

[Karen Kraft]

Just got a brand new Hello Kitty vibrator. Yay!

 

[P. B. Walker]

Last night, for about 45 mins... teased myself til I just couldn't hold back. Orgasm: 7.5. Load: 4.5 (about a tablespoon).

One today at work. Snuck it. A quickie. Orgasm: 4.0 Load: 3.0

 

[rosco rathbone]

Just got a brand new Hello Kitty vibrator. Yay!

karen kraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaft

 

[rosco rathbone]

Last night, for about 45 mins... teased myself til I just couldn't hold back. Orgasm: 7.5. Load: 4.5 (about a tablespoon).

One today at work. Snuck it. A quickie. Orgasm: 4.0 Load: 3.0

I am not good at math. If a tbs load is 4.5.. what is the volume of a 10 load?

My loads have really shrunk in recent years. Lately, I've been thinking how ridiculous it is that; just as I evolve to the point where my libido is a source of pleasure instead of torment; it begins to decrease. Once I would have welcomed the respite from wanting to rape every passing bitch in revealing clothes, now I feel like an older and lesser man.

It is so hot that I can't even think about a jack, it would make me dopey and too sleepy to go to band practice.

 

[P. B. Walker]

I am not good at math. If a tbs load is 4.5.. what is the volume of a 10 load?

My loads have really shrunk in recent years. Lately, I've been thinking how ridiculous it is that; just as I evolve to the point where my libido is a source of pleasure instead of torment; it begins to decrease. Once I would have welcomed the respite from wanting to rape every passing bitch in revealing clothes, now I feel like an older and lesser man.

It is so hot that I can't even think about a jack, it would make me dopey and too sleepy to go to band practice.

I just figured that I'd rate a 5.0 as an even tablespoon... which is why I gave that one a 4.5 cus it wasn't quite a full one... or at least didn't look it. I'd rate a 2 tbslpooner as a 10. LOL

Yeah, mine have decreased with age... but sometimes they still surprise me.

 

[Guest]

 

[P. B. Walker]

Fucking gross.

SPERM SPERM SPERM SPERM SPERM
SPERM SPERM SPERM SPERM SPERM
SPERM SPERM SPERM SPERM SPERM
SPERM SPERM SPERM SPERM SPERM
SPERM SPERM SPERM SPERM SPERM
SPERM SPERM SPERM SPERM SPERM
SPERM SPERM SPERM SPERM SPERM
SPERM SPERM SPERM SPERM SPERM
SPERM SPERM SPERM SPERM SPERM
SPERM SPERM SPERM SPERM SPERM
SPERM SPERM SPERM SPERM SPERM

 

[rosco rathbone]

I don't think I've ever busted even a 1.5 tbs load, even at my most pent-up and backed-up.

We have an apprentice at work who eats coffee break burgers that the men have dubbed "loadbuilders": burger with fried egg, bacon, cheese, mayonnaise, lettuce, tomato, salt, pepper, katchup. He has like 6 kids by six women at age 30. I think I might have to start adopting his diet.

In other news, I just busted even though I swore I wouldn't. I was trying to take a nap in the air-conditioning and got a boner despite myself. Commenced to stroking casual-like while lying in bed and then said fuck it. Went to the ejaculatorium and here is the funny part:

I was thinking about how; when recieving oral servitude, I like to talk nasty and mutter gnarly things, but in reality, I usually say them very quietly. Some residual shame perhaps. I was thinking that I ought to work or projecting, speaking from the gut, to the back of the auditorium so to speak, and so as I was ready to bust I said "drink sperm. DRINK SPERM!!!" On the second, almost yelled "drink", I let fly and actually caused seed to arc through the air. I can't remember the last time I "caught air". The loud talking must have done it.

load: slightly above average, consistency good, colour a bit yellowish.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Fucking gross.

If it is sperm to which you are referring, I have to say that I agree with you. Sperm is foul. That is why I call it "deadly venom". I agree fully with the anti-sex feminists that oral sex is fundamentally degrading to women; regardless of the smiley face put upon it in this post-Joy of Sex world. No-one should have to take this disgusting slime in their mouths. That is why I am glad that I am on the delivery end. I always feel like I am getting away with something when I recieve oral servitude.

 

[P. B. Walker]

I think I've done a 2 tblspooner like 3 or 4 times in my life. But I figure a perfect 10 should be a very rare event. Scale works for me if you see average as being a 5.0.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Christ, what does a man have to do to build up 2 fucking tbs of seed?? Even when I was heavily into chinese sexual kung-fu and ejaculation denial; I never had a load like that. Must just vary man to man.

 

[P. B. Walker]

Christ, what does a man have to do to build up 2 fucking tbs of seed?? Even when I was heavily into chinese sexual kung-fu and ejaculation denial; I never had a load like that. Must just vary man to man.

If I knew, I'd be able to repeat it... lol

downside: it's a fucking mess... I'm kinda glad it's only happened 3 or 4 times.

 

[Image]

A couple of thoughts in this post...

First of all, yes... this morning in the shower with the hand-held massager (Always a winner!) even though I was going to try to hold back for a few days, what the hell...
Visual - standing there with a strap-on, right hand holding it, determined and forceful, I have him on his knees telling him to "Suck it! Tell me how bad you want to suck my cock! Say Yes Mistress, I want to suck your hard dick!" He can hardly respond and I'm pulling his hair hard with my left hand forcing the dick down his throat... He's begging. My hips are thrusting hard.

Decent orgasm, about a 5, speaking out loud adds 1.5 points. so 6.5 total score

Secondly, Rosco, that vocalization, that projecting as you call it, is extremely stimulating. I am starting to do more and more and louder and louder... Not just the "oh god, Im cumming" crap but speaking out loud through the whole session (see above visual) It is something I intend to perfect... Little bitch actress that I am

Then comes the whole SPERMSPERMSPERM thing... Indy's right. Not cum per se but the description of color and consistency is a little too clinical for me. And I'm not so sure about that yellow color...I'm not a swallower and don't really care for it on my face or hair.

But hot cum splashing across my back and ass is another story...

That's all to report for now

 

[Broken*Star]

Dissparaging sperm? I swallow, but I have to admit I won't play with it in my mouth, as long as he shoots it down my throat and it avoids my tongue, it's all good.

 

[MrBates]

*raises his hand*

and volunteers to supply sperm......

 

[Image]

In my younger, less selfish days, I'd swallow... maybe to impress him, I don't know. But now it's all about me, me, me... I'd rather have warm, creamy, white chocolate pouring over my tongue

 

[Rubyfruit]

speaking of sperm...

i can't think of one of my masturbation fantasies that doesn't end with me being sprayed with cum somewhere in or on my body....that is what brings my climax.

is that odd?

tell me i'm not the only one into cum.

 

[Broken*Star]

Re: speaking of sperm...

i can't think of one of my masturbation fantasies that doesn't end with me being sprayed with cum somewhere in or on my body....that is what brings my climax.

is that odd?

tell me i'm not the only one into cum.

I'm with ya, sister, I just don't like to swish it in my mouth like fine wine/

 

[~¤MzJones¤~]

Re: speaking of sperm...

tell me i'm not the only one into cum.

You are NOT the only one into cum...

tonight after work...slow and easy vibe on my clit...

thinking of being fucked slowly him spooned around me kissing my neck and back...my fingers on my clit as he fucks me a little faster....then he pushes me up on my hands and knees and fucks me hard pulling my hair..me cumming screaming as he pulls out and sprays his cum on my ass and back.

 

[Rubyfruit]

oh, i like that, mz jones!

 

[~¤MzJones¤~]

oh, i like that, mz jones!

I'd like it too! Now please.....!

But while typing that I got to thinking, I am rather a fan of the face shot, dripping over pouty lips and tongue teasing out to taste it.

 

[MrBates]

I Like Aiming To Please....

Just tell me where you want it......

 

[MrBates]

I Like Aiming To Please....

Just tell me where you want it......