Jacking-Off Log
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Hester said:
Well, sort of. Did you note the smiley? He will. Me = Coward. I am pretty careful around that Rosceau--he knows me too well and so can always get revenge (and he has no morals that stop him from getting revenge either. :/ ).
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Ok, so here I am, and I see him pop up on IM. Mostly, lately, he doesn't have the privacy to get off with me anymore, but tonight he does. And he lets me know, too. So I go right into it, typing out paragraph after paragraph of vivid cyber fucking, involving me first on my knees, sucking his fat dick as he sits in his computer chair, then transitioning to the floor, on all fours (he digs dog style best) and me spreading my ass for him. He's too horned up to lick it; he just lets a long string of spit drop from his mouth onto my hole, before smearing it around with his leaking dickhead, and then without any further ado, or preperation, slides his big 9 right up my ass...
By this time in our cyber fuck, I've usually done about 7 or 8 lengthy paragraphs. This is about enough for him, he comes. He tells me how fuckin' hard he got off...and then goes right into my turn. (niether one of us can successfully jack and type simultaneously)
So as you can imagine, after getting him off with such detailed descriptions of him fucking my slut-ass, I'm like, ready to come any second, anyway. He teases me, going slow as shit...making me really wait for him to either give me his ass, or fuck mine again. I shouldn't say that though; really, one paragrah at this point only feels like he's making me wait. I'm just that close to comin'.
But damnit I'd like to hold off until he at least has me shoving my dick inside him, with his knees pulled up to his chest, nut-deep in that tiny fuckhole. I wait for words to appear in the message window, taking my hand off myself, edging like a muthafucker...over and over. I read his last paragraph 3 times over before a new one appears...and by this time, I can't stand it. He's describing the heat of his ass on my cockhead, as I rub it over his hole, the slickness of the pre fuck lube that drips from my piss slit...his sexy mouth slack-jawed as he says 'oh, fuck me Curt...put it in my belly.'
And that's it. I jack it furiously, and come hard complete with vocalizations, and type 'ohh fukc', or some other heavily-typo'd exclaimation, and it's over.
The entire time I jacked might have been 2 minutes. If I'm lucky. It's a joke between us, because I can't ever not come so fast.
By this time in our cyber fuck, I've usually done about 7 or 8 lengthy paragraphs. This is about enough for him, he comes. He tells me how fuckin' hard he got off...and then goes right into my turn. (niether one of us can successfully jack and type simultaneously)
So as you can imagine, after getting him off with such detailed descriptions of him fucking my slut-ass, I'm like, ready to come any second, anyway. He teases me, going slow as shit...making me really wait for him to either give me his ass, or fuck mine again. I shouldn't say that though; really, one paragrah at this point only feels like he's making me wait. I'm just that close to comin'.
But damnit I'd like to hold off until he at least has me shoving my dick inside him, with his knees pulled up to his chest, nut-deep in that tiny fuckhole. I wait for words to appear in the message window, taking my hand off myself, edging like a muthafucker...over and over. I read his last paragraph 3 times over before a new one appears...and by this time, I can't stand it. He's describing the heat of his ass on my cockhead, as I rub it over his hole, the slickness of the pre fuck lube that drips from my piss slit...his sexy mouth slack-jawed as he says 'oh, fuck me Curt...put it in my belly.'
And that's it. I jack it furiously, and come hard complete with vocalizations, and type 'ohh fukc', or some other heavily-typo'd exclaimation, and it's over.
The entire time I jacked might have been 2 minutes. If I'm lucky. It's a joke between us, because I can't ever not come so fast.
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rosco rathbone said:
Thanks, Rosco. I like to be thorough.
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I am glad I could be of service!
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4degrees said:
Some new talent here in the jol. Bring it on.
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naw, they are all the same. that post represents nearly every jack in the past 2 years.
of course, i find it hot as fuck every time, but if i were to 'bring it on', i would prolly bore the readers.
oh except that time i was getting sucked off by the vacuume hose, and got walked in on. imagine my surprise. now there's a story.
of course, i find it hot as fuck every time, but if i were to 'bring it on', i would prolly bore the readers.
oh except that time i was getting sucked off by the vacuume hose, and got walked in on. imagine my surprise. now there's a story.
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I'm the same way. Fuck the readers---this thread is about the obsessive repetition of the jacking life.4degrees said:
birdie said:
Mhm. If I were going to record a 45 and start a new dance craze, I'd write a song that went "There's a brand new dance/ And it's called the Knuckle Under...."
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4degrees said:
I've been writing up jacks in here for years that never stray outside of 3 square feet of psychosexual real estate.
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rosco rathbone said:
I think you've just explained Deleuze's entire project.
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Funny you mention that. SOmeone gave me a copy of "The Anti-Oedipus" about 10 years ago and of course I've never read it, but I found it on my shelf last weekend and was looking at it going "what the fuck is this all about???" I'm glad I understand.Hamletmaschine said:
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its super slow at work right now.
i might go into the bathroom and hammer something out.
i might go into the bathroom and hammer something out.
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rosco rathbone said:Funny you mention that. SOmeone gave me a copy of "The Anti-Oedipus" about 10 years ago and of course I've never read it, but I found it on my shelf last weekend and was looking at it going "what the fuck is this all about???" I'm glad I understand.
It's a good book to keep in the bathroom. I'm firmly convinced that's the scene of reading D&G imagined when they wrote it.
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4degrees said:
I heard the same thing about you, 4.
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