J-Lo's ass

[Weevil]

What are your thoughts? I was out with friends last night and opinion seems to be very divided. Either they think it's the greatest ass ever or think it's fairly pedestrian.

Please help some frat brothers settle the great J-Lo vs. Shakira vs. Beyonce debate.

 

[MechaBlade]

This is quite simple, really. Jennifer Lopez has a nice ass. It has a nice size to it. It is not as big as Hollywood jokes though. Jennifer Lopez wore butt-pads in "Selena" so that her ass could look like Selena's (actually big!). Since then, I think people have been confused. Also, she lost some weight since earlier in her career, so her butt isn't all that big. This makes me think that any starlet with an actual nice curvy ass couldn't make it in Hollywood today, which makes me sad, so sad.

Shakira does not have a big ass, but an ass more like her "small and humble" tits. However, her ability to shake her ass and hips puts her above Jennifer Lopez on my Women for MechaBlade to Fuck list. She's probably nicer too.

I don't know about Beyonce. Haven't seen her enough.

 

[Weevil]

I don't know about Beyonce. Haven't seen her enough.

No? Managed to avoid Destiny's child videos?

 

[MechaBlade]

I just haven't seen enough of her ass to tell. Soon as I download bootylicious, I'll tell you.

 

[Weevil]

I just haven't seen enough of her ass to tell. Soon as I download bootylicious, I'll tell you.

Solid. There is nothing I like better than an early morning conversation about the boo-tay

 

[wizbit9]

J-Lo is a minger who is up her own arse(nice as it may be) But that Shakira women has a bit more rough around the edges look about her which makes her more desirable.

Shakira's ass 1 - J-Lo ass 0

 

[Orlanth]

I think Shakira's ass is just, YUMMY!

 

[shynsexy]

I vote for j-lo...

 

[Marxist]

Shakira has dropped a great deal of weight. Her ass at one point was very big and when she shook it she wobbled so hard that the Earth's rotation was thrown off on an orbit similar to that of a Phil Niekro knuckleball.

Fortunately, J-Lo and a troupe of CIA trained "Living Colour" Flygirl dancers booty-bounced us back into our proper spin and orbit and away from a solar catastrophe.

The shit I know and learn at the feet of Demian is amazing.

 

[lilminx]

I think Jennifer Lopez has an awesome body. I agree that people make her ass out to be much larger than it is. I definitely wouldn't mind having an ass (and all that goes with it) like hers.

 

[Wiggles]

Shakira's is better, because it's not a 'bubblegum' ass, and I haven't seen it a thousand times.

 

[Horny Hippie Girl]

I am definitely in favor of J-lo's booty!! She is truly lickable!!!

 

[Orlanth]

Shakira has dropped a great deal of weight. Her ass at one point was very big and when she shook it she wobbled so hard that the Earth's rotation was thrown off on an orbit similar to that of a Phil Niekro knuckleball.

If that is true, who gives a shit!? She isn't at now.

 

[Guest]

I think Jennifer Lopez has an awesome body. I agree that people make her ass out to be much larger than it is. I definitely wouldn't mind having an ass (and all that goes with it) like hers.

I know I'm in the minority here, but J-Lo does nothing for me, and I can't figure out why people think she's attractive at all. I heard about her before I ever saw her, and once I did I was shocked. I wouldn't drive across town to see her.....

But, I would drive across country to see Lilminx She's WAY hotter........

 

[Orlanth]

I know I'm in the minority here, but J-Lo does nothing for me, and I can't figure out why people think she's attractive at all. I heard about her before I ever saw her, and once I did I was shocked. I wouldn't drive across town to see her.....

I agree.

 

[Guest]

I agree.

You, I thank....

Happy, am I....

Insane, I am not......

OK, I'm stretching that one.....

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

As a woman..I think her ass, her body is beautiful. She is curvy and voluptuous. If I was a guy..and not that I have to be for that matter to appreciate another womans body...I would crave a woman shape like her...she is feminine looking...with a hard edge .

 

[pennynam]

Beyonce is more "plastic" than J.Lo is so she's out first off. J.Lo has that fine latin ass, that I'd never refuse. But the problem is, she's going up against a "newcomer" who is also latin. So where does my loyalty go to now? I wouldn't mind licking either of their assholes to be honest, but I do think I'd choose J.Lo over the others.

Penny

 

[wkdclwn]

As far as the ass goes. I have lusted after J -Lo much longer, but Shakira is downright sexaay. I think J - Lo may have the better looking, but Shakira shakes that money maker like a strip club hottie working for a dollar bill. Whats a guy to do? I`ll take a double dose and see what cums up. Later.

 

[pennynam]

Don't get me wrong, I'd let Shakira shake her fine fine latin ass in my face all night long. If she could handle my tongue for that long. But J.Lo is "Real" if you know what I mean.

Penny