Iwah

[Angel]

Is a newbie who I dragged kicking and screaming into the Surreal and Addictive world of the Literotica Message Boards.

SAY HI.

 

[lavender]

 

[Iwah]

Someone please save me?

 

[Angel]

You want me, Lavy. Admit it.

 

[lavender]

 

[Angel]

Lavy, yes he does. *sigh*. Ah well. I can fantasize.


And I don't think Iwah is a Huskers fan. In fact I think he detests anything remotely having to do with or mentioning corn.

 

[Iwah]

...I just won't tell you if I am or not, and we won't have a problem. I dig the corn hats regardless of my opinion of the team, I wear one everywhere

 

[Starfish]

Iwah, I'll save you.


We want the low down first.

Then I'll save you.

 

[p_p_man]

p_p_man enters in full armour, riding his trusty steed, Lightning, to save iwah.

Looks at other people in thread and decides it's time for tea...

Gallops out...shouting behind him...

Welcome iwah you'll like it here...honest!

 

[Savage Kitten]

Someone please save me?

*opens arms wide*

come mere sweetheart... da nice kitty cat will save you

 

[Iwah]

The lowdown is Angel threatened to resurrect and do awful things to my dead dog if I didn't join immediately or sooner. And I loved that dog so I had to oblige.

 

[Angel]

That dog was so fuckin' cute. I miss your Mugsy stories.

 

[Savage Kitten]

awwww sweet poochie

hey Iwah! You'll love it here.. I 'pinky' promise k? ... you'll lose that virgin status soon too hehe ... maybe even tonite .. if you are lucky

 

[Iwah]

I dono I was kinda reveling in the thought of being a born-again virgin.

 

[Angel]

Woo Hoo! Off to bed, but I'll eagerly await to see who is the popper of Iwah's man-cherry.





Oh and Iwah... if you slam me while I'm gone, I'll flood your inbox with naked granny pics

 

[Iwah]

::checks to see if Angel's gone yet:: damn she has such a horrible ghetto accent oh my god it's hard to listen to. Guess I better change inboxes.

 

[Savage Kitten]

another prude *sighs*

I dono I was kinda reveling in the thought of being a born-again virgin.

wanna keep that cherry huh? whatcha doin' waitin around for ms. right? waitin for the bling bling? waiting for a hot sultress to sweep you off your feet????


GAWDDDDDDDDDDD ANGEL!!!! I thought you brought us a new TOY!!!!!!!

 

[Iwah]

Eh, guess that's what you get for thinkin'.

 

[Savage Kitten]

*pouts*

whats that mean? just cause i'm another pretty face here at lit doesn't mean i'm not suppose to think

 

[Iwah]

Ok well the joys of born-again virginity lasted all of 5 minutes so get popping, I renounce my prude-idity.

 

[Savage Kitten]

teehee

yeah... you gonna like it around here lots

hey... the thing with the virgin status is the number of posts u have.. i think its around 30 or 40 that you lose your cherry and get 'expierenced' haha

anyway.. i'm glad u didn't get offended.... i was kinda double guessin myself about what i posted to ya... was hoping you wouldn't take it the wrong way... don't wanna scare off the fresh blood before everyone else gets a taste hehehe

 

[Iwah]

And to formally answer lavender's questioning of my faith in the Huskers, I have none remaining because Frank Solich is worthless, so you won't have any problems with me during football season, unless things change radically.

 

[Iwah]

Yeah I knew about the status being post-based, I'm not *completely* new to these parts just new to posting, Angel's made me look at stuff on here repeatedly and even beat me into submitting a story, but it's under a different name so you'll never find it, mwaha. I'm not telling because personally I thought it sucked, but I'm sure Angel will ruin the mystery just to piss me off.

 

[Savage Kitten]

lol thats not really fair!

you lurker you!

 

[Iwah]

Shhh, don't ridicule me i'm just here to protect my dog's corpse. Unless I get to like it here