I've only got...

[Evil Alpaca]

I think we'll all know if you just move the camera down about an inch on the AV pic

(Oh, I know it's not you, but I'm happy to pretend it is )

Oh sure! Next you'll be saying that you're not actually a lean, mean thoroughbred and that there is no Santa Bunny or Easter Clause.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Cute little alpaca!

*pet ears* Awwwwww!

And yes... I'm going to bed now....

 

[BlackShanglan]

Oh sure! Next you'll be saying that you're not actually a lean, mean thoroughbred and that there is no Santa Bunny or Easter Clause.

Perish the thought, darling alpaca. And yes, Virginia, there is a Soul Cake Duck.

Shanglan

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Perish the thought, darling alpaca. And yes, Virginia, there is a Soul Cake Duck.

Shanglan

If I didn't know better, I'd say you two were mocking me.

(Looks shifty eyed at one then the other)

 

[BlackShanglan]

If I didn't know better, I'd say you two were mocking me.

(Looks shifty eyed at one then the other)

I could not possibly mock the beautiful, sweet, and adorable alpaca.

It's the ears.

*sigh*

Shanglan

 

[Evil Alpaca]

I could not possibly mock the beautiful, sweet, and adorable alpaca.

It's the ears.

*sigh*

Shanglan

Try harder!

(Flip of the coat . . . prance away!)

 

[BlackShanglan]

Try harder!

(Flip of the coat . . . prance away!)

Is't possible that I should mock the sun,
Or give unto the moon my idle jibes?
Or when the silver twilight has begun,
Throw taunts unto the stars in wine-dark skies?
What mind's so coarse t'would tease the boundless sea,
Or upon the wildest crags of Inverness,
Where heather clutches barren falls of scree,
Throw jeering words to prospects limitless?
Who looks upon a Rossetti and then laughs?
What fool is so debased that he could mock
The work of Titian, or the mighty craft
Of Da Vinci, and his "Lady of the Rocks"?
So never could I, in all imagined years,
Dream to mock thy darling velvet ears.

My dear Alpaca.

Shanglan

(Trying hard enough yet?)

 

[carsonshepherd]

Is't possible that I should mock the sun,
Or give unto the moon my idle jibes?
Or when the silver twilight has begun,
Throw taunts unto the stars in wine-dark skies?
What mind's so coarse t'would tease the boundless sea,
Or upon the wildest crags of Inverness,
Where heather clutches barren falls of scree,
Throw jeering words to prospects limitless?
Who looks upon a Rossetti and then laughs?
What fool is so debased that he could mock
The work of Titian, or the mighty craft
Of Da Vinci, and his "Lady of the Rocks"?
So never could I, in all imagined years,
Dream to mock thy darling velvet ears.

My dear Alpaca.

Shanglan

(Trying hard enough yet?)

Okay... now I'm jealous....

(sniff, sniff)

 

[minsue]

Ooooh, that's good. http://addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/diverse/fleh.gifhttp://addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/diverse/fleh.gifhttp://addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/diverse/fleh.gifhttp://addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/diverse/fleh.gifhttp://addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/diverse/fleh.gif

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Is't possible that I should mock the sun,
Or give unto the moon my idle jibes?
Or when the silver twilight has begun,
Throw taunts unto the stars in wine-dark skies?
What mind's so coarse t'would tease the boundless sea,
Or upon the wildest crags of Inverness,
Where heather clutches barren falls of scree,
Throw jeering words to prospects limitless?
Who looks upon a Rossetti and then laughs?
What fool is so debased that he could mock
The work of Titian, or the mighty craft
Of Da Vinci, and his "Lady of the Rocks"?
So never could I, in all imagined years,
Dream to mock thy darling velvet ears.

My dear Alpaca.

Shanglan

(Trying hard enough yet?)

BLUSH! All for lil' ol' me?
I'm Alpaca of the World!

 

[BlackShanglan]

I am most gratified to have pleased in any way.

Shanglan

 

[Evil Alpaca]

I am most gratified to have pleased in any way.

Shanglan

You did that just by coming back! Now go flirt with Carson!

 

[BlackShanglan]

You did that just by coming back! Now go flirt with Carson!

If you insist.

I did write Carson a brief bit of doggerel, but as it's a verse of "the Good Ship Venus," it's fairly unprintable. What can I say ... Evil Alpaca has the ears to work with. They do inspire.

Shanglan

 

[Guest]

Just here to say I love "The Carson and Shanglon" show.

Perdita

 

[cantdog]

Gotta love the ticket price, too.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Just here to say I love "The Carson and Shanglon" show.

Perdita

You love us! You really love us!

*weeps*