I've only got...

[carsonshepherd]

I'm quite the go-to guy.

 

[BlackShanglan]

That's what all the boys down the Marine base say

 

[carsonshepherd]

That's what all the boys down the Marine base say

All right, who told?????

 

[Evil Alpaca]

All right, who told?????

I think it was written on the bathroom wall.

 

[cantdog]

Marines, though. Really.

A man told me a story, guaranteed, he said, to start a fight in a bar if there were Marines present.


A man sees a gleam of brass in a dark and filthy alley. He has to refuse two slope cunts and kill a mugger to see what it is, that's how bad the alley was.

It's a hat, one of those distinctive hats worn only by the elite fighting machines known collectively as the United States Marine Corps. Unfortunately, it is disgraced by shit, blood, piss, mud, and other urban foulness from the alley, so the man takes it to a cleaners'.

"I got this hat," the man says. "Why don't you see if you can get it clean again."

"Why don't you SUCK MY COCK!" responds the man behind the counter.

"No, no. You don't understand. I'm not a real Marine. I just got this hat...."

At this point, the fight will start.

cantdog

 

[BlackShanglan]

*laugh* I will have to try that some time. Won't it be worth it to see five or six Marines and a rather worse-for-the-wear horse dragged down to the local lockup?

It will look like something so much more interesting

Shanglan

 

[Honey123]

*laugh* I will have to try that some time. Won't it be worth it to see five or six Marines and a rather worse-for-the-wear horse dragged down to the local lockup?

It will look like something so much more interesting

Shanglan

There will be pictures, won't there?

 

[Lauren Hynde]

An extra 10 points to anyone who can name the reference.

Name this one.

 

[carsonshepherd]

girl trouble up the ass....

 

[Honey123]

girl trouble up the ass....

Oh my, the visual....

 

[Lauren Hynde]

You betcha.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Am I the only one disturbed by the fact that it was Carson who knew that one?

 

[Honey123]

Am I the only one disturbed by the fact that it was Carson who knew that one?

And i thought he meant literally...

 

[carsonshepherd]

Am I the only one disturbed by the fact that it was Carson who knew that one?

Um... shaddup.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

 

[BlackShanglan]

Um... shaddup.

Mercutio has an interesting technique for making that happen ...

 

[carsonshepherd]

Try it. I dare ya.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Is that a firm offer?

 

[carsonshepherd]

It's firm all right. Believe it.

 

[minsue]

It's firm all right. Believe it.

You do smarmy well.

 

[carsonshepherd]

You do smarmy well.

Would you like me to show you how well?

 

[BlackShanglan]

Would you like me to show you how well?

I think we'll all know if you just move the camera down about an inch on the AV pic

(Oh, I know it's not you, but I'm happy to pretend it is )

 

[minsue]

Would you like me to show you how well?

That's an offer that can't be refused.

 

[carsonshepherd]

horses... fuzzy duckies... alpacas...

why can't people just send me pictures of their dicks?

 

[minsue]

horses... fuzzy duckies... alpacas...

why can't people just send me pictures of their dicks?

If I had one, Carson, you'd be the first I'd send it to.