I've never

[JazzManJim]

thank you, jim
they're wonderful

Thank *you*.

You're very kind indeed to say so.

 

[freakygirl]

will a sleazy hotel room do?

yeah.. i'm cheap and easy

 

[Mischka]

"A slow jazz ride -
the song's soul lies
between the notes."

Thank you for sharing, Jim. I especially like this one. I can just feel the song.

 

[JazzManJim]

Thank you for sharing, Jim. I especially like this one. I can just feel the song.

You're very welcome. I"m glad you enjoyed it.

Maybe I will post more.

 

[Spinaroonie]

I have never...

... Assassinated the Pope
... Been given a piece of uranium
... Urinated upon an electric generator
... Not seen Amelie since the first time I saw it
... Used a buzz saw as a masturbation aid
... Peed blood
... Died
... Seen a Euro (In person)
... Been hired as the secratary for a drug dealing cartel
... Put a beekeeper in a headlock
... Met Don Cheedle
... Been sexually assaulted by a robot
... Given a hummer in the backseat of a hummer
... Given a hummer otherwise, you assuiming perverts!
... Wanted to join the Klan, just to "belong to something"
... Listened to "Stairway to Heaven"
... Vomited upon a member of parliament
... Led an army of dogs to overtake a drugstore
... used a newsgroup that doesn't begin with 'alt' (that may change someday)
... House hunted using a harpoon.
... Visited Bangladesh
... Used the plague for good.
... PM'd Laurel with the Lyrics to Lars Frederiksen and the Bastards' album.
... Use a magnet to attract a mate
... Use a drill press to attract a mate
... Think about doing this seriously
... Watched "Rushmore" backwards
... Watched "Raging Bull" forwards
... Used a stapler on a beer bottle
... Hanged (not hung) myself with Christmas lights
... Taken a nail to a Big Rig and use a hammer and drinken the goodness that lies inside.

Sad but true.

 

[Mischka]

sd412, your posts (and now your avs) are guaranteed to make me laugh. You are one sick puppie, and that is downright delectable.

 

[freescorfr]

I like both little poems, Jazz man. One of the reall bummers about scotland is the cost of accomodation - so you can stay a few nights at our family's place - in Stirling. The saxophone awaits.

What have I not done that I still want to do?

A bit like Perky babe - make love.


So I suppose that equates to Morgy's dream of romantic love.

I'm 25 years married so it's probably one of those unrealisable desires.

I've still three oceans to swim in.

 

[Spinaroonie]

sd412, your posts (and now your avs) are guaranteed to make me laugh. You are one sick puppie, and that is downright delectable.

I love you too.

Thanks, this is what I do I gotta be me, ya know.

Hey, I was just being honest up there, prove me wrong.

 

[sch00lteacher]

I am taking it from the title Jazzman that this is an I've never, list as opposed to an I will never list.

If so, nothing to worry about. You have time... Just wait.


http://www.muppetcentral.com/frames/muppets/dr_teeth_trans.jpg

 

[Private Vasquez]

sd412

And here I thought I was the square-bear prude...

That's too much good stuff.

 

[Debbie]

Okay, one. It's a haiku. I write them as a hobby - kind of like doodling because I'm no good at drawing.

Here goes.

"A slow jazz ride -
the song's soul lies
between the notes."

One more - more traditional English form.

"A leaf falls unwatched.
It only knows gravity
And the morning breeze."

Bravo! Bravo! More, we want more.
I think they are great.

 

[Aphrodisiac]

I have never :


* had caviar
* been in a limo
*


I am thinking on this ... it seems I have done some things.
Be back later to improve on my list.

 

[VanB]

Jazzy - I like your poems

I have never:

Made love on a tropical beach in the moonlight
Danced the night away with a beautiful woman just because......
Taken the controls of a helicopter
Been Heli-skiing
Been water skiing
Won a golf competition
Felt completely, 100% at ease with another human being in a relationship
Been on a cruise
Bought a sports car
Been as good a father as I'd like to be

 

[Rambrat]

I've never...

danced naked in the rain (it was always sunny)
fucked a sheep (yet)
walked through Harlem in a sheet (and I never will)
kiss a guy on the mouth (or anywhere else)
driven a nail through a board with my penis (it's sensitive)
jumped out of an airplane (some would like to see that)

had Lavendar say something nice to me (what are the odds on that one)

 

[angelika]

brief list

Liked the poems Jim.

I've never:
been married
(nor engaged),
been pregnant,
had my poetry published in hard copy,
finished a degree,
learned to play a musical instrument
(plunking christmas carols on a piano with my right hand doesn't count)

 

[JazzManJim]

Okay guys....what do you think about a Haiku Thread? Any interest there?

And teach...not to worry. I plan to do most of those things. Dunno about all of them.

 

[cutie pie]

JMJ - really liked your haiku. . .and a thread sounds kinda fun!

*creating my to-do list. . .*

 

[JazzManJim]

*creating my to-do list. . .*

I look forward to seeing it!

In fact, I'm enjoying reading other folks' lists, not to see what it is they haven't done, but what it is they've not done but intend on doing. I like seeing where other folks want to go and what they want to see and experience. In sd's case, I'm frightened, but in general, it's a very good thing to see.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

I've done nine of those things on your list, if you change 3 to giving...

Now, my own list...
I've never...

- had an mmf threesome
- done 69 ( I can't believe it either)
- been to France
- painted something that was so beautiful I cried...
- used a toy on a man


okay, that's all I can think of at the moment..

 

[cutie pie]

My list. . . .

I've never:

* lived alone
* travelled abroad
* written a novel
* made love in the rain
* felt completely uninhibited (though I've come close)
* taken a ride in a hot air balloon
* been completely content with who I am (but am working on it)

 

[Rambrat]

My list. . . .

I've never:

* been completely content with who I am (but am working on it)

you should be cutie....

 

[cutie pie]

you should be cutie....

yes, I should, Rambrat. . .and I'm working on it.

As for the sheep on your list. . .I have an Amish neighbor that could probably help ya out.

 

[Shamrock]

I've done 6 of the things on the list. Need to start my own list.

 

[Guest]

 

[Rambrat]

I've never....

made love or fucked in the snow! [but i will before i die!]
wrote a book
sold myself for money.
bought a brand new car.
been married.
been to Alaska.
moved from Oklahoma!


I have to stop! This is depressing me!

okay for the snow...but you have to take the bottom...