I've NEVER ...

I've never had my fingers so firmly crossed over an event as I have over tomorrow's.
 
I've never had sex on a diving board, or rope bridge, but I can see the advantages of both.
 
You have no idea what you're missing, Molly ;)

I've never gone bungee jumping
 
I've never... oh wait.. I have.

then I've never... oh shoot! Done that too! well.....

I've never won at this game!
 
I've never learned to bite my tongue....

And I almost apologise to those who've felt the sharp side.
 
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