I've NEVER ...

I've never truly unbderstood why folks who barely know people arrive at farewell parties and make out that their closest and dearest ar about to vanish forever...
 
I've never met a porn star I did not like.



Ok I lied. I've never met a porn star. :(
 
I've never understood why people in general scream and yell about rises in food and petrol prices, yet when the price of that other essential of life, a place to live goes up, society is all the happier for it...
 
I've never understood how it is that I can have so many guy friends and not be able to find a man who I'd like to keep around for more than that...
 
I've never slept with someone who has been with one of my friends- EW!
 
I have never been able to work out exactly why it is that I always seem to want what I can never have o_O
 
I have never understood how oil companies can announce they have made 1 billion dollars in profit, in one quarter and still say that their profit margin is only 2% of the cost of gas.
 
I've never understood why people in general scream and yell about rises in food and petrol prices, yet when the price of that other essential of life, a place to live goes up, society is all the happier for it...
Yep...

I've never understood why common sense is not a common character trait.
 
Far far too true...


I've never understood whypeople pay huge amounts of money to watch 'Wendyballers' feign injury and scream at some poor middle aged bloke wearing black...
 
i've never understood why reality shows are so popular (anyshow where people get 'voted off')
 
I've never felt more sane than in those times when I need to question my sanity.
 
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