I've Just Spent The Last Seven Hours...

[k¡tty]

On the phone with such an amazing and wonderful person.
Thanks doll.







OMG! You mean, people do that?

 

[brokenbrainwave]

7 hours, all in a row????

Jesus, I get testy after 7 min on the damn phone. I hate the bastards.

Get some damed sleep....

 

[Raina]

OMG! You mean people talk on the phone for that long?? OMG!


I'm jealous! Who was it?

 

[k¡tty]

7 hours, all in a row????

Jesus, I get testy after 7 min on the damn phone. I hate the bastards.

Get some damed sleep....

I'm just waiting for you to tuck me in Broken. ;-)

 

[k¡tty]

OMG! You mean people talk on the phone for that long?? OMG!


I'm jealous! Who was it?

LMFAO


You did it!! Put it in your sig line... tff



Some sexy sounding chica ... oh lawd what was her name again..















Why I believe it was you!

 

[brokenbrainwave]

I'm just waiting for you to tuck me in Broken. ;-)

get shooo, go to fucking bed.

thats as understanding as I am in the mornings. I just woke up...

 

[k¡tty]

get shooo, go to fucking bed.

thats as understanding as I am in the mornings. I just woke up...

I can patiently wait for just a bit...



I need a bedtime story. ;-)

 

[brokenbrainwave]

I can patiently wait for just a bit...



I need a bedtime story. ;-)

there were three little bears that took a ride on their Harley. Once they reached the edge of the enchanted forest the momma bear took off her bonnet and turned to her husband and son saying"I've always had this sick fantasy..."

end of story before I go to jail

 

[k¡tty]

there were three little bears that took a ride on their Harley. Once they reached the edge of the enchanted forest the momma bear took off her bonnet and turned to her husband and son saying"I've always had this sick fantasy..."

end of story before I go to jail

heh


You know that I know you can do better.

 

[Raina]

LMFAO


You did it!! Put it in your sig line... tff



Some sexy sounding chica ... oh lawd what was her name again..


Why I believe it was you!

When my boyfriend gets home and hears my new sexy twang he's going to know somethings up y'all.





edit: because I'm so tired I can't spell

 

[brokenbrainwave]

heh


You know that I know you can do better.

sheesh I thought that was decent for on the fly. Thats it, piss me off and you get nothing but boring missionary bear porn!!

 

[k¡tty]

When my boyfriend gets home and hears my new sexy twang he's going to know somethings up y'all.





edit: because I'm so tired I can't spell

lmao


I don't think I have that much of an accent, but I do describe it as a twang.


Sorry.. it is my fault you are so tired. ;-)

 

[k¡tty]

sheesh I thought that was decent for on the fly. Thats it, piss me off and you get nothing but boring missionary bear porn!!

I think the bears should mix it up a lil and do some doggie.

 

[Raina]

When my sister calls me in a couple of hours, she's going to think she has the wrong number. I swear, I'm talkin' just like a hill-billy.






BBW, I want some bare porn dammit!


I know, that was lame...but I'm running on no sleep here

 

[k¡tty]

When my sister calls me in a couple of hours, she's going to think she has the wrong number. I swear, I'm talkin' just like a hill-billy.






BBW, I want some bare porn dammit!


I know, that was lame...but I'm running on no sleep here

You'll be safe so long as you don't call someone BillyBob.

 

[Raina]

You'll be safe so long as you don't call someone BillyBob.

LMFAO! Oh God. That cracked me up.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

I think the bears should mix it up a lil and do some doggie.

bears fucking dogs?

Jesus, I'm twisted but thats a littel too extreme for me...

 

[k¡tty]

But, what about me?

 

[k¡tty]

bears fucking dogs?

Jesus, I'm twisted but thats a littel too extreme for me...

Pfft


Wimpin out are ya?

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Pfft


Wimpin out are ya?

never, but I have my limits. God, the bear would rip the poor poodle in half with his monster cock. It would look like a corndog floppin in the wind during the process.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

BBW, I want some bare porn dammit!


I know, that was lame...but I'm running on no sleep here

yes yes it was. sleep is no excuse for a complete and utter lack of posting skills.

Gather your slober cup and join those in the barely drooling section....

 

[Raina]

But, what about me?

Yeah, what about you BillyBob?




Oh God, somebody stop me! I'm dying here!

 

[k¡tty]

yes yes it was. sleep is no excuse for a complete and utter lack of posting skills.

Gather your slober cup and join those in the barely drooling section....

Be nice or I'll have to take away your nightly fantasy of ever hoping to cooter me up! ;-)

 

[Raina]

yes yes it was. sleep is no excuse for a complete and utter lack of posting skills.

Gather your slober cup and join those in the barely drooling section....

<snort>

You're wide awake, so what's your excuse?

 

[brokenbrainwave]

<snort>

You're wide awake, so what's your excuse?

touche'

I'm the one foaming so badly my chin is breaking out.