newbiewhoishot
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masturbating by a delivery man!!!!
I've just been caught
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MrMikelobe1952
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What's he doing now?
Is he still there?
Can we offer him suggestions on how he should respond?
Is he still there?
Can we offer him suggestions on how he should respond?
MollyDolly
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Clearly nothing too interesting is happening now, or you wouldn't be posting 
vibes
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Clearly nothing too interesting is happening now, or you wouldn't be posting
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vibes
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I'm just saying...
maybe you're wrong and he's having his dirty ways on her rear while she types ...
MollyDolly
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maybe you're wrong and he's having his dirty ways on her rear while she types ...
If a man is having his dirty way on my rear properly, then I don't have the ability to focus on typing correctly
vibes
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If a man is having his dirty way on my rear properly, then I don't have the ability to focus on typing correctly
No-one's perfect
You are aware the image is arousing, yes?
MollyDolly
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No-one's perfect
You are aware the image is arousing, yes?
The image may be arousing to onlookers, but how would you feel if the woman you were with decided to post on Lit while you were doing your thing?
vibes
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The image may be arousing to onlookers, but how would you feel if the woman you were with decided to post on Lit while you were doing your thing?
I could be whispering dirty things to her ear, if she manages to type them between moans and writhes, I guess I'd admire her multi-tasking skills
MollyDolly
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I could be whispering dirty things to her ear, if she manages to type them between moans and writhes, I guess I'd admire her multi-tasking skills
*shrugs* To each his or her own... if I were with a man and he wanted to post while we were together, I'd be more than a little put-off...
MrMikelobe1952
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I would just note that she has stopped posting.
So, perhaps his performance has been sufficient to distract her from sharing her experiences with us.
Which, by the way, I find disappointing.
I was hoping for some followup information.
So, perhaps his performance has been sufficient to distract her from sharing her experiences with us.
Which, by the way, I find disappointing.
I was hoping for some followup information.
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MollyDolly
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*giggles* Perhaps so... I mean, maybe that first post was just a "heads up" that a story would be coming!
Nope- I've never had a problem keeping my partners entertained long enough to forget about their keyboardsTell me you were pouting while typing that ...
vibes
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Details *fingertips tapping on desk*Nope- I've never had a problem keeping my partners entertained long enough to forget about their keyboards
MrMikelobe1952
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*giggles* Perhaps so... I mean, maybe that first post was just a "heads up" that a story would be coming!
It may be that she was feeling terribly embarrassed and was seeking sympathy and understanding.
MollyDolly
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*giggles* I certainly would!I think "posting" would be something you'd like done under those circumstances.
You know me well *zips lips* I don't kiss and tell
Somehow I doubt it, but I suppose that could be... I mean, when I'm terribly embarrassed, I don't tend to immediately post on Lit about it
southerntierguy
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*giggles* I certainly would!
*zips lips* I don't kiss and tell
I mean, when I'm terribly embarrassed, I don't tend to immediately post on Lit about it
It could be she wasn't embarrased ... it could be the guy was delivering the pizza she ordered, and she was caught because she "forgot" to latch the front door!
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MrMikelobe1952
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I mean, when I'm terribly embarrassed, I don't tend to immediately post on Lit about it
She's new, though.
How long does it take before you post your embarrassing moments on Lit?
I hope there aren't any good ones that you haven't shared.
What I really wanted to do was hear from the Delivery Man.
southerntierguy
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"She called, and I delivered. Boy, did I deliver!"
MollyDolly
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There are a million of them- I don't post my embarrassing moments
Bow-chicka-wow-wow!
newbiewhoishot
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controversy
wow didn't mean too cause so much controversy, i don't know who was more embarrased me or him!!
nothing happened i just had my hands down my jeans and one inside my bra!!
wow didn't mean too cause so much controversy, i don't know who was more embarrased me or him!!
nothing happened i just had my hands down my jeans and one inside my bra!!
southerntierguy
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We are just having fun with this. No harm meant.
But, in the future, keep that activity off the front porch when the delivery man comes.
Or not ...
