I've had it!

[SpiceCake]

Okay, I'm get so tired of being every guy's buddy! Do I look like the "buddy" type? Do I look like I want to hear about all their dates and sexual experiences with other women?

"Let's just be friends!"

OR

Hey, let's go grab a beer. I've got to tell you what happened to me last night!"

Fuck! What is the deal with this? Am I just to damn ugly to date or what?

Help guys!

 

[Aquila]

Okay, I'm get so tired of being every guy's buddy! Do I look like the "buddy" type? Do I look like I want to hear about all their dates and sexual experiences with other women?

"Let's just be friends!"

OR

Hey, let's go grab a beer. I've got to tell you what happened to me last night!"

Fuck! What is the deal with this? Am I just to damn ugly to date or what?

Help guys!

Don't know what you look like, but I sympathyze from the other side.. of course if what you look like is that av over there.. girl from a purely physical perspective, my god the things I would do to you..

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Giggle more?????

Nah, just be yourself cause one day the perfect partner for you is gonna come along and love you just the way you are...

 

[MissTaken]

I don't get it.

You definitely got something there besides an active right drinking arm!

You have fuck me eyes and exude sensuality as I can see in your av.

It must be the wrong guys, hon!

 

[Aquila]

Like the saying goes.. nice guys.. or in your case. girls finish last... but as I end that saying its "but that speaks volumes for their stamina"

course im a degenerate anyway.

 

[celiaKitten]

I had this same problem.

Then I started talking about how much I liked anal sex and things changed .. sonewhat. The guys are either blushing or flirty.

 

[SpiceCake]

Re: Re: I've had it!

Don't know what you look like, but I sympathyze from the other side.. of course if what you look like is that av over there.. girl from a purely physical perspective, my god the things I would do to you..

Yep, that's me in the AV! Thanks!

 

[Aquila]

Re: Re: Re: I've had it!

Yep, that's me in the AV! Thanks!

no problem.. do I get to do those nasty unmentionable things now?

oh no wait.. damn I need to learn smooth.. besides blender smooth..

 

[JazzManJim]

<wiggles his finger and grins>

In time...in time.

 

[ma_guy]

Okay, I'm get so tired of being every guy's buddy! Do I look like the "buddy" type? Do I look like I want to hear about all their dates and sexual experiences with other women?

"Let's just be friends!"

OR

Hey, let's go grab a beer. I've got to tell you what happened to me last night!"

Fuck! What is the deal with this? Am I just to damn ugly to date or what?

Help guys!

Been there.. LOTS... (opposite way but still..)

I'm starting to wonder if maybe I'm just to nice... I get a little tired of seeing women run off with jerks and then tell me their stories of woe afterwards...

 

[Kitte]

Im the Bi girl buddy they always want to fuck some other woman with.....never JUST me...always a threesome....Im just one of the guys....not good enough by myself or something

and I cant spell

 

[SpiceCake]

Giggle more?????

Nah, just be yourself cause one day the perfect partner for you is gonna come along and love you just the way you are...

I know, but I'm in my prime!

 

[Aquila]

the only advice I can truly give is be more aggressive with the ones you want to date.. an aggresive woman is a turn on..

I have the same problem because, im probably one of the few dipshits that acts like I do in the forums in real life, until I meet someone I want to date, at which point there opinions matter and I loose my assertive/aggressivenes... so learn from my example be more aggressive. tie a cord around his bitch neck throw him to the ground and scream FUCK ME BITCH!

you can practice with me anytime.

 

[SpiceCake]

Im the Bi girl buddy they always want to fuck some other woman with.....never JUST me...always a threesome....Im just one of the guys....not good enough by myself or something

and I cant spell

EXACTLY! FUCKING EXACTLY!!

 

[Guest]

 

[SpiceCake]

<wiggles his finger and grins>

In time...in time.

Promises, promises! Thanks JMJ!

 

[SpiceCake]

well.. just relax.....

Wanna go have a drink and talk about it???

Yeah - at my place!

 

[Kitte]

EXACTLY! FUCKING EXACTLY!!

Well I would date you...and I wouldnt let anyone else be there

 

[SpiceCake]

the only advice I can truly give is be more aggressive with the ones you want to date.. an aggresive woman is a turn on..

I have the same problem because, im probably one of the few dipshits that acts like I do in the forums in real life, until I meet someone I want to date, at which point there opinions matter and I loose my assertive/aggressivenes... so learn from my example be more aggressive. tie a cord around his bitch neck throw him to the ground and scream FUCK ME BITCH!

you can practice with me anytime.

I did that actually and I got: "I just want to be friends. It's not that you aren't attrctive, but..."

 

[Guest]

 

[JazzManJim]

Promises, promises! Thanks JMJ!

Well, you already know pretty much where I stand on the "fucking you into an orgasm overdose bliss" issue anyhow.

 

[bknight2602]

I know, but I'm in my prime!

I'll come and be *more* than just friends with you.

mmmmmmmm Lets see where we can begin? How about some nice wine, canle light, and soft music while I bathing you for a start!

 

[Aquila]

I did that actually and I got: "I just want to be friends. It's not that you aren't attrctive, but..."

OUCH I didnt think women got that response...

Fuck it, fly down to florida, bring a thong and we'll talk.. ill uhm give you some pointers. or at least one pointy...

Ok ill stop with the cheese now.. but seriously whats the story behind this.. friends for a long time? friends shortly? who is he to you? etc? do you get this more than once?

 

[lilminx]

Okay, I'm get so tired of being every guy's buddy! Do I look like the "buddy" type? Do I look like I want to hear about all their dates and sexual experiences with other women?

"Let's just be friends!"

OR

Hey, let's go grab a beer. I've got to tell you what happened to me last night!"

Fuck! What is the deal with this? Am I just to damn ugly to date or what?

Help guys!

At least that's better than guys just talking to you because they want to get in your pants.

 

[ridddder]

well I'll take some of that

When I look deeply into your spicecake I see the langerous desire of your passion, the flowery scent of your feminine charms amid the blossoms of the sweet night air.

Describing your allure is such sweet delicious cake, hot spicecake