I've had another post kidnapped...

[p_p_man]

It starts "it's now 2.05 gmt" and belongs on the "It's 1.00 gmt on Monday 13 August" thread...

If anyone sees it please leave a message here. Do not contact anyone. My post's life depends on your co-operation...

To the kidnappers..

This is the second post you're holding of mine. I still haven't heard what your demands are for the return of my other child.

I beg you to stop this inhuman torment you are causing me and my other little post family.

This time I promise I won't go to the authorities. Not even Laurel.

Just return my little post to me...

Please.

 

[Starfish]

I am not giving it back until you voleunteer your name to my game. For the love of God, just do it to save the life of your thread.

 

[MinkSoul]

Hi Starfish....

Nice avitar.....

Hey.... hows your stomach? any better?

 

[morninggirl5]

Interesting that your posts are the only ones that are being kidnapped.


No diatribe on American technology?

 

[Starfish]

It is better, and so am i! Thanks for asking.


I especially appreciate the comment on the av. She is a computer drawing I did. I really like her, but not really as an av.

She isn't really about me. I just made her. There is a full size version of her around here on a thread about it, but it slipped on now, and I am not about to dig it up... There is a reason for that other than the av. If anyone wants to see it, I'll link them to it.

 

[p_p_man]

Interesting that your posts are the only ones that are being kidnapped.


No diatribe on American technology?

I've just had a third disappear. I was replying to Starfish on this thread. Pressed "Submit Reply" and it vanished.

I'm off to do a virus check in case it's my end...

 

[MinkSoul]

You drew that on your comp?

Dam Woman.... your Good....

do you have one of those tablet thingies (Yes.... that's a technical term...), or did you do it with a mouse?

 

[Siren]

PP man

 

[LRC]

Holy Ransom p_p_man

need any help from a topless super hero ?

 

[MinkSoul]

Holy Boner Batgirl....

i've got this...... pressure building up....


i sure could use some help.... *Releiving* it...



IfYaKnowWhatImean....

 

[p_p_man]

I've just had a third disappear. I was replying to Starfish on this thread. Pressed "Submit Reply" and it vanished.

I'm off to do a virus check in case it's my end...

Did my scan....I'm clean....


Siren Absolutely no contacting the authorites. They told me that the first time (about 6 weeks ago) but I told Laurel and started a search party...and I never saw little Posty again. This time I'm listening to them....

LRC Thanks but the best we can all do is to keep our eyes open as we browse the threads...they're out there somewhere...I know they are...

If you spot the little chap just leave a message here where you saw it. Under no circumstances make your presence known.

I don't want you on my concscience as well...

Thanks for all the support!

 

[Siren]

PP man, I aint gonna mess it up fer lil postie

 

[LRC]

Re: Holy Boner Batgirl....

i've got this...... pressure building up....


i sure could use some help.... *Releiving* it...



IfYaKnowWhatImean....

Holy Blue Balls , Mink ....... I'll ask Robin what he does for that condition!

 

[Sephiroth]

I might have some info on your missing post...

For the right price of course. <weg>

 

[MinkSoul]

LRC...

um... could you ask quickly?


....oh.... nevermind.... i looked at your AV and the problem took care of itself...


...got a hair-trigger sometimes it does...

 

[LRC]

Super heros to the rescue

glad we could help

 

[Sephiroth]

Hmmm... Your lack of response shows how little you care for your posts p_p_man. Just what kind of parent are you?

 

[p_p_man]

Celeb Lover...I've only just seen your post...

There is more news I have just lost another one! That's three since last night and one, my first,...little postie 1...two months ago.

My family is disappearing, please help me, what do you know?...

Name you're price!!

 

[Sephiroth]

If you ever want to see your beloved post again you must pay a ransom of...

100 billion dollars!

Muahahahahahahahaha!!!

 

[OUTSIDER]

"Nobody move and nobody get's hurt, now fly this thread to Cuba"

 

[Sephiroth]

Hmmm... It sounds like OUTSIDER also has one of your missing posts. This should make things interesting. <weg>

 

[OUTSIDER]

"By order of El President'e this thread is now the property of the people of Cuba...........VIVA THE REVOLUTION"








"More champagne and cigars Fidel"

 

[p_p_man]

If you ever want to see your beloved post again you must pay a ransom of...
100 billion dollars!

Yeah... well... I love my little posties, anyone can tell you that, who's from around here. The thing is I'm not a bad parent, but I don't really get to know them that well. We're not, like close, if you know what I mean...And they leave home so quickly nowadays!

One moment they're helpless little things struggling to survive. You watch over them slowly sinking into oblivion...then suddenly they're big, bouncy, strapping kids...

And the next they're off forging a life of their own...

100 billion you say?

I'll have to consult...

I'll get my people to call your people...

 

[Sephiroth]

Well p_p_man now one of your posts is in Cuba with little Elian. By the way this teenage post of yours is starting to look hot. Maybe I'll have some fun with her. Heh heh heh.

 

[Sephiroth]

She's such a sweet innocent young thing. What should I do to her first? If I don't see that money soon...

*runs fingers over her tender body*