I've defeated almost EVERY possible wanna-be enemy on Lit

[Peregrinator]

otherwise, miemee would be an oracle.

Bwahahaha! Excellent.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

I find it funny that CrackerJack claims I'm up against "Britain, Russia and the U.S.". Talk about narcissistic. You guys actually think you're that good? You're more like post-subprime collapse Iceland.

 

[cjh]

I find it funny that CrackerJack claims I'm up against "Britain, Russia and the U.S.". Talk about narcissistic. You guys actually think you're that good? You're more like post-subprime collapse Iceland.

oh, i was just riffing on the image of your enemies lying scattered all about you. that was where the metaphor took me.

i'll mix the metaphor again.

i think, for the moment, everyone is tired of poking sticks in your ant hill.

 

[cjh]

Bwahahaha! Excellent.

heh.

thanks.

i hope he vanity searches.

something makes me think, though, that he does not.

 

[Peregrinator]

heh.

thanks.

i hope he vanity searches.

something makes me think, though, that he does not.

Either he doesn't or he chose to ignore the thread I started for him. I was disappointed; I gave him the opportunity to be something other than a c&p specialist.

How have you been, anyway?

 

[blunt_trauma]

i don't get you, sean, etc.

this 'i destroyed you!' on the internet.

they post angry insults, you post angry insults, they post angry insults, you post angry insults, they post angry insults, you post angry insults, over and over.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

Is this thread worth reading or is it just more of LT's bombast?

(he certainly hasn't "defeated" me and I hate his overstuffed guts.)

 

[Sean]

Either he doesn't or he chose to ignore the thread I started for him. I was disappointed; I gave him the opportunity to be something other than a c&p specialist.

I tried that once, the results were spectacularly funny. Did you know that McCain was the Rep candidate because millions of Democrats registered as Republicans to put him there?

 

[Sean]

i don't get you, sean, etc.

this 'i destroyed you!' on the internet.

they post angry insults, you post angry insults, they post angry insults, you post angry insults, they post angry insults, you post angry insults, over and over.

I'm funnier than him, though.

 

[blunt_trauma]

I'm funnier than him, though.

well i laugh at you!

 

[Peregrinator]

I tried that once, the results were spectacularly funny. Did you know that McCain was the Rep candidate because millions of Democrats registered as Republicans to put him there?

I saw that, yeah. It was rather hard to believe.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

You vastly overestimate my detractors by referring to them as the US, Britain and Russia, relative to me.

Calling those who mock and dismiss you "detractors" greatly overestimates your own standing, my short, uncomprehending friend. Theorists have detractors. You have rather something else: perceptive people who are less impressed with you than you are.

HOWEVER: I will give you this: I think you intend to be a troll, and to the extent that you get a rise out of people--if the wrong kind--you are, in some form, successful at it, by definition. But you've vanquished no one. You've merely annoyed.

On a scale that has mosquitoes on one end and waterboarding on the other, you're deep in DEET territory.

 

[blunt_trauma]

deet?

 

[BentSecrets]

LOL, you are such a TOOL. You haven't defeated anyone, but let me tell you what you HAVE achieved.

You've proven to everyone with an IQ higher than Forrest Gump that you're a sociopath.

You've proven that because you're incapable of basic REASON you engage solely in character attacks.

You've proven that you're in such DENIAL about the HORRORS carried out in the name of Collectivist Ideology that you refuse to even acknowledge the FACT of what YOUR ideology has done over the last 100 years alone: MURDER more than ONE HUNDRED MILLION men, women and children.

You've proven how you're convinced that when the kind of people who love and respect LIBERTY die off (not gonna happen, by the way) that you think you'll be one of those in POWER, which explains your absolute lack of care about the suffering of real human beings under the yke of tyranny.

You've made it crystal clear that you despise history, loathe success, laude failure and are utterly unable to accept that not everyone fits perfectly into your little box you IMAGINE the world to be comprised of.

The only person you've "Defeated" is YOURSELF, with your constant whining, screaming and raving about how you just can't wait for Liberty to die the fuck off so your vision of a perfect Tyrant society can be envisioned.

You know what? I've reconsidered. You're not even a tool--you're the crud that builds up on an old, overused tool that nobody takes care of. Without a doubt your belief that everyone is paralyzed, ruined and impotent is merely a projection of your own awareness that you, sir, are an intellectually limp dick.

 

[BentSecrets]

There are maybe a dozen or so smart people here.

And you're not among them.

 

[Butthole_Bandit]

Well, at least they think they're enemies.

Mostly the trash talkers on here are just useless unemployed kids living at home with their parents.

All I do now is bait trolls so I know who to put on ignore. Hell, I don't even care if there's only a dozen good people left whose posts show up. This forum isn't even my primary forum anymore. There's no mental challenge here. Hundreds of fights on here and hardly anyone has made it within a mile of me without dismembering themselves with all their attempts at fancy swordplay. Nobody takes this place seriously anymore. Many have fled this board for parts unknown.

The General Board lies in total ruins, with trolls scurrying around my feet like bugs gang raping bandwidth and occasionally bringing Lit posting to a crawl.

Ain't much left to do here but blog. Not like I ever come here for advice.

To be honest I feel sorry for you and the "fantasy" world you live in.

Anyone with over 70,000 post in 5 years has issues deeper than anyone else here.....like no fucking life!

Congrats on being nominated the biggest loser on this site! You have won nothing in all those post!

 

[Peregrinator]

deet?

Bug repellent.

 

[where]

I'm funnier than him, though.

No, no one beats le jerk for whacked-out-psychosis 'point and laugh'. But since I've decided he's actually a white racist alt taking the piss out of black people I'm not gonna laugh at him any more.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

truth?

i knew i'd get a c in typing in high school. back when they taught it on ibm selectrics. i was not going to fuck up my gpa with a shitty typing grade.

so, i never learned. i still use only two fingers.

i tell myself if i type like this for long enough, i will start writing like e.e. cummings. or e e. whichever.

I got a B in Typing. Took it for an easy elective credit and to look at the girls there and it turned out to be one of the top three classes I ever took for myself in high school. Knowing how to use a typewriter/keyboard professionally compliments your reading/writing skills and will get you work, anytime, anywhere.

 

[blunt_trauma]

Bug repellent.

does it work on boys?

 

[bronzeage]

does it work on boys?

Its only the female mosquitos that bite.

 

[Peregrinator]

does it work on boys?

Well, it's a well known toxin and is absorbed through the skin. Organophosphate poisoning is no joke.

 

[blunt_trauma]

Well, it's a well known toxin and is absorbed through the skin. Organophosphate poisoning is no joke.

nice!

 

[Sonny Limatina]

I got a B in Typing. Took it for an easy elective credit and to look at the girls there and it turned out to be one of the top three classes I ever took for myself in high school. Knowing how to use a typewriter/keyboard professionally compliments your reading/writing skills and will get you work, anytime, anywhere.

I was a piano player, and I took typing thinking it would be an easy credit.

It was! Cute girls, easy class.

For easy girls in a cute class, I had to wait for college poetry.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

LOL, you are such a TOOL. You haven't defeated anyone, but let me tell you what you HAVE achieved.

You've proven to everyone with an IQ higher than Forrest Gump that you're a sociopath.

You've proven that because you're incapable of basic REASON you engage solely in character attacks.

You've proven that you're in such DENIAL about the HORRORS carried out in the name of Collectivist Ideology that you refuse to even acknowledge the FACT of what YOUR ideology has done over the last 100 years alone: MURDER more than ONE HUNDRED MILLION men, women and children.

You've proven how you're convinced that when the kind of people who love and respect LIBERTY die off (not gonna happen, by the way) that you think you'll be one of those in POWER, which explains your absolute lack of care about the suffering of real human beings under the yke of tyranny.

You've made it crystal clear that you despise history, loathe success, laude failure and are utterly unable to accept that not everyone fits perfectly into your little box you IMAGINE the world to be comprised of.

The only person you've "Defeated" is YOURSELF, with your constant whining, screaming and raving about how you just can't wait for Liberty to die the fuck off so your vision of a perfect Tyrant society can be envisioned.

You know what? I've reconsidered. You're not even a tool--you're the crud that builds up on an old, overused tool that nobody takes care of. Without a doubt your belief that everyone is paralyzed, ruined and impotent is merely a projection of your own awareness that you, sir, are an intellectually limp dick.

You just elaborately and long windedly kicked your own ass.

Not that I dislike you. You're doing your part to humiliate Conservatism and to put it on the scrap heap of history.

And the sad part for you is that I will be there to laugh when white trash like you starts getting waterboarded.

Remember what they did to your kind at Waco.