I've come to the conclusion that if you don't cuss

[riff]

you can say anything and idiots about the world will applaud.

Anyone can do it. It's all just a contest to see who can rip without cussing.

Tsk, tsk. You love dirty laundry.

 

[Aquila]

You under achieving worthless sack of amnionic fluid, your mother should have strangled you as a child to save the world from the possibility that you would breed. Your genetic lineage is a disgrace not only to the human race, but to the first single celled organism that had the misfortune of being in your evolutionary lineage.

(There is that insult enough without cussing)

 

[BgMma]

You under achieving worthless sack of amnionic fluid, your mother should have strangled you as a child to save the world from the possibility that you would breed. Your genetic lineage is a disgrace not only to the human race, but to the first single celled organism that had the misfortune of being in your evolutionary lineage.

(There is that insult enough without cussing)

Aquila, I want to have your children.

 

[riff]

That's pretty good. Now, with feeling .....

 

[BgMma]

That's pretty good. Now, with feeling .....

LOL!!

 

[Aquila]

Aquila, I want to have your children.

sure, I think I can arrange that.

 

[lavender]

Add in a few "God Bless America"s and "family values" and you too could be President.

 

[BgMma]

sure, I think I can arrange that.

And people say there is no God. I have seen Him. His name is Aquila.

Now, go forth, and let there be sex!

 

[BgMma]

Add in a few "God Bless America"s and "family values" and you too could be President.

You slay me!!

 

[Aquila]

That's pretty good. Now, with feeling .....

Ok...

The only hope you and your misbegotten progeny and their future progeny have of being remotley usefull to society is when food shortages make it socially acceptable to use your descendents as cattle. Start saying moo now, as its the only thing that makes you more valuable than that meal grub over on the fence.

 

[Aquila]

Heres another one....

Inteligence? no. You don't so much display inteligence as prove that your underevolved brain can statisticly find the cheese 1 minute faster than a drugged lab rat with no eyes. or in words you can understand. little fuzzy dumdumb critter very close smart as you.

 

[Aquila]

Oh and one more

Not only does the mere sight of your face disgust me, it reminds me of corpses covered in squirming white worms crawling over bloated body parts. Let me go get you a knife. I hear suicide makes things better.

 

[riff]

I hurling. You struck a mortal blow.

~yawn~

 

[badasschick]

Whatever monkey head!


sorry, I revert to school yard insults when I can't curse.