I've been reduced to....

she_is_my_addiction

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When you've been ridiculously sex deprived...what have you been reduced to doing....

Overeating?
Watching music videos?
Calling a 900 number?
etc.
 
I write porn. I would write something else, but I don't get laid enough.

I draw nudes and I draw fucking. I would do some other subject, but

Well, you get the picture.

c
 
she_is_my_addiction said:
When you've been ridiculously sex deprived...what have you been reduced to doing....
Masturbation. Oh the sin.
 
teasing the hell out of my friends until they feel as sexually pent up as I do :devil:

If that fails, I hit pal talk where I know I"m sure of a laugh to ease the tension :)
 
doormouse said:
If that fails, I hit pal talk where I know I"m sure of a laugh to ease the tension :)

Actually one of my releases too. Well said mouse.

The Earl
 
TheEarl said:
Actually one of my releases too. Well said mouse.

The Earl

EEK

You go there too?

I'm NOT DemeanorMouse, I swear LOL

:p

Come to elimination room... they're awesome in there!!
 
she_is_my_addiction said:
I've been reduced to....

sex with a guy at one point.

:eek:

I've been reduced to sex with a girl at one point lol

:eek:
 
she_is_my_addiction said:
I've been reduced to....

sex with a guy at one point.

:eek:
Turn in your card! You are only bi.

Sima's name added back on Horny Santa's list.
 
doormouse said:
EEK

You go there too?

I'm NOT DemeanorMouse, I swear LOL

:p

Come to elimination room... they're awesome in there!!

I actually meant RL talk, but thanks for the invite :D.

The Earl
 
SensualCealy said:
masterbation with what ever I can find to suit my needs! lol
C

she_is_my_addiction said:
I've been reduced to....

sex with a guy at one point.

:eek:

I think in SIMA's case, the two probably coincide.

Really am gone now.

The Earl
 
she_is_my_addiction said:
When you've been ridiculously sex deprived...what have you been reduced to doing....

Overeating?
Watching music videos?
Calling a 900 number?
etc.


Shifting the chores around to give me more time to spend online either in chat rooms, surfing porn sites (both literary as well as visual), and hanging out here and there on Lit...even if it's just in the Story Index reading the latest stuff...

Oh, and sometimes going off to Yahoo and playing whomever will take me on in Literati or Cribbage, or visiting the Pyramids league I've been sloughing off at, and playing mindless solitaire for hours...
 
I just go out and try to pick up a hot young babe. If I suceed, problem solved. If not, some guy starts a fight and at least I can work out my anger and frustration on the guy before making a citizen's arrest.
 
MASTURBATING
and innovating... you know

i have come to the conclusion that i'm the only one who can truly get myself off so fucking beautifully that.. its hard.. to find someone who knows how.. *Sigh*

its almost like being sexually deprived
 
robynwildchild said:
MASTURBATING
and innovating... you know

i have come to the conclusion that i'm the only one who can truly get myself off so fucking beautifully that.. its hard.. to find someone who knows how.. *Sigh*

its almost like being sexually deprived

I have the same problem. I have a wife that I can go to every night, but sometimes I just want to take matters into my own highly capable hands.
 
she_is_my_addiction said:
When you've been ridiculously sex deprived...what have you been reduced to doing....

Having sex with my ex-husband. :eek: I'm not proud of it and it doesn't happen very often, but he's a known, we care about each other, and he has an, um, oral fixation thing going.

And put me on Team Masturbation, too. ;)

Luck,

Yui
 
Re: Re: I've been reduced to....

All of the above. And reading decadent literature.

Shanglan
 
Re: Re: I've been reduced to....

Liar said:
Masturbation. Oh the sin.

My favorite answer so far... not that I would know...

What else is there?

Oh, I know - alcohol!
 
I actually had to think about thi one for a bit. I haven't had this problem in quite a while, but in the past it was Masturbation and writing.

Cat
 
But....but......but............

:confused: Isn't that why you're all HERE?
I mean, masturbate, of course, but with a little help in the fantasy department :eek:

All my illusions are shattered :(
I am truly alone :rose:
 
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