I've been informed...

[Jim_Henson]

I need a vice, so please help me out here... I want upsides and downsides

 

[JazzManJim]

Masturbation:

Upsides: Keen physical pleasure, strong forearms.
Downsides: Friciton burns, odd stains on your ceiling.

 

[april-wine]

Miami Vice


Upside - Cool car
Downside - Mesh shoes

 

[Marxist]

Miami Vice


Upside - Cool car
Downside - Mesh shoes

You win.

 

[patient1]

Advice

downside- sometimes it's hard to take.
upside- it's plentiful & cheap.

 

[Revenge2003]

Vice grips


Upside, no idea
Downside, could hurt if you use them for the first reply to this thread.

 

[hogjack]

F

Futility is a vice easily mastered.

 

[Coca~Cola]

I took up smoking, cause I used to be too fucking good and perfect. Everything has evened out now.

 

[Guest]

viciousness...

Upside ~ confidence building
Downside ~ aching jaws

 

[Guest]

Masturbation: Odd stains on your ceiling.

Low ceilings or high pressure?

 

[ithaqua]

Damn,
I used to use this vice for masterbation. It has an upside, and a downside.

Do I hear *memories* playing in the background?

Vice grips


Upside, no idea
Downside, could hurt if you use them for the first reply to this thread.

 

[Coca~Cola]

Damn,

Do I hear *memories* playing in the background?

No, it's mamories...

ah ha ha

 

[intrigued]

I took up smoking, cause I used to be too fucking good and perfect. Everything has evened out now.

Damn! You stole my answer right outta my head!

 

[ithaqua]

*changes background music*

 

[Nora]

*changes background music*

Breastophobic pussy.

 

[Trail48]

Damn! You stole my answer right outta my head!

You don't need to smoke to be smokin' Babe

Upside: satisfaction
Downside: .....................................

 

[ithaqua]

If there were a
Breastophobic pussy
Would a 3 foot rule apply?

Breastophobic pussy.