I've been a very bad muffie

[KillerMuffin]

I haven't really responded to my email or PMs for a while now. Email, I can handle. Profuse apologies and vows to keep up with it.

PMs are different. I've never really let them go before. So, um, a little advice. How far back should I go in answering the PMs that have sat around languishing while I dithered neurotically about what to say?

 

[Jim_Henson]

10 weeks

Ahhh maybe not

Answer the first 20

 

[Cerberus666]

Bend over and get ready for your spanking.

 

[Vilac]

KM....
Let me be the first to say just go ahead and delete all of the ones I sent you. I don't expect you to take the time to answer any of them.

I won't take it personally. <g>
V~

 

[Saint Peter]

I personally have never heard of any bad muffie. Some muffie is better than others. Never any bad muffie.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[KillerMuffin]

I always get so freaked out over private correspondence. Believe it or not.

I mean really, what if I didn't understand what they said? That happens a lot to me. I completely misinterpret. And then they'll think I'm a moron or just a flat out and out bitch. And they won't like me anymore. And then I'll get all pissed off over it. And then we'll fight all over the boards or something. And it'll be ugly. And the den mothers will show up and I'll feel guilty for pretty much exploding all over everything all because I didn't really quite understand what was written to me.

Or worse. What if it was a compliment? Oooohhh gawd. I hate those as much as I love 'em. I mean really, how do you reply gracefully? I'm a lot of things, but graceful is just not one of them. It's either arrogant or self-deprecating and there's just no in between. And then whoever sent it to me will be wondering what the fuck they ever saw in me in the first place and I'll be mortified because they won't like me anymore. And then I'll get all pissed off over it. And then we'll fight all over the boards or something. And it'll be really ugly. And the den mothers, just oh my fucking gawd the den mothers. And I'll feel so guilty for exploding all over everthing all because I couldn't be graceful.

I'm not graceful!!!!

 

[Guest]

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I'm not graceful!!!!

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But you still have a great looking tat.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I always get so freaked out over private correspondence. Believe it or not.

You responded to a couple of totally out of the blue and emotional messages from me.

I've always appreciated that.

You have a good heart, Muff, no matter how much you try to deny it. ;-)

 

[scylis]

I'm not graceful!!!!

neither is a kabar.

 

[70/30]

Shit, I thought the "bad muffie" resulted from your renewed lust for me.

 

[Dillinger]

So that explains why Gnufi called me up crying about how you didn't love him any more!

 

[alexandraaah]

Oh, Muff.

 

[fgarvb1]

Hells bells! Woman, just call me collect!

I'd like that.