It's October, let's celebrate!

[Merelan]

Tiggs, what if we play and let him watch? Hmmm. Wonder if we could make his wiggle?

 

[Expertise]

The "New" Steel...

I think the result would be that you would take every last bit of wiggle out of it.

 

[Expertise]

Even after Isabellas "Sussex Drive Pillow Talk" on another thread..... I am incredibly fucking horny!

I need smut, I need lust, I need somebody to talk dirty!

Now!

Please!

 

[Merelan]

I want your arms around me, kissing me, our bare flesh pressed close. Your hands cupping my ass to hold me close.
I want your body to express its needs using mine as its medium.

How is that? Enough?

 

[Expertise]

Never enough.

But I like it. Literate dirty talk, god I love this place

 

[Silverlily]

Hold it right there!

Ok, Mr. Expertise, I'll jello (orange jello would be appropriate I think) wrestle you for Merelan!

 

[Guest]

Re: Poor Tiggs. If you remember I started talking to you first

I'm ambidextrous, I can walk and chew gum at the same time, I can pat my head while rubbing my abdomen...

I can do that too! lol I am considered Right handed when it comes to writing (yes, with a pen and paper, not "writing" with a keyboard!), though I can write left handed. I look like a Kindergardener, but I can still do it...! I've always been better at sports left handed (bowling, softball, and my back hand is better in tennis than my forehand).

Anyway, Merelan, since Jade stopped flirting with me and Bonnie vanished... C'mere! lol http://smilecwm.tripod.com/cwm2/la.gif

 

[Merelan]

Mmmm... so mnow we are jello wrestling. Yeah... I have never done that.
Kitten what do we wear when we wrestle?

Is Expertise the referee?

Tiggs, can we start with a cuddle and a kiss?

 

[Silverlily]

No silly, Expertise is wrestling, you sweet Merelan,are the prize. Tiggs can be the ref (someone has to make sure the prize doesn't slip away!)

 

[Expertise]

*Gee I hope she didn't read gingersnaps thread I would hate to have to end this quickly. Anticipation is half the fun*

I love orange jello. Although wresting a girl makes me feel like Andy Kaufman.

*Yeah Andy Kaufman.. but i'm naked so I guess that makes it man with the moon instead of "Man in the Moon"*

C'mon Merelan. FIrst one to a three count or a screaming orgasm wins.

 

[Guest]

Tiggs, can we start with a cuddle and a kiss?

Grrr! Damn women, why do they always want to cuddle first?!?! lol I sound like a man, don't I? http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net4/thefinger.gif

 

[Guest]

...but i'm naked so I guess that makes it man with the moon instead of "Man in the Moon"

Hahahahahahahahahaha! http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net4/128.gif http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net4/128.gif http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net4/128.gif http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net4/128.gif http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net4/128.gif http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net4/128.gif http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net4/128.gif http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net4/128.gif http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net4/128.gif Okay, so it's not that funny!

 

[Merelan]

It was too funny. But if you don't want to hold me, since I seem to be the prize, then I shall be able to senak away.

 

[Guest]

Oh, alright! I'll hold you damnit. lol

 

[Ezzie]

Fuck that Tiggs!

You never wanna hold me, you just wanna use my ever so round body for your sexual pleasure. Will you at least buy me dinner first next time? LMAO

 

[Expertise]

Slippery is good!

We're in Jello, wouldn't you have to slither or writhe away.

Slither and writhe. Ask me if I love those words.*sexual shivers*

 

[Guest]

Ahem...

Um, Ms. Ezzie, I bought YOU dinner LAST night before your DATE even came over! lol

 

[Ezzie]

I should have let you come over instead...

At least I know you would want me even with morning sickness, bad hair and "don't touch me" behavior.

Now c'mon baby, let's play in the jello! Just better hope I don't start craving it and eat it all. hehe

 

[Guest]

Jell-O does sound good. lol Mmmmm, Lime jell-o. Ez, let's go to OCB for dinner tonight.

 

[Merelan]

Hmmm. Are you serious? People really eat lime jello?

 

[Guest]

I do. lol

 

[Ezzie]

Dammit!!

Now I'm craving lime jello with chocolate sauce. Leave me alone, I'm pregnant! LOL

 

[Guest]

Attention, attention:

Anyone who lives in or near the Omaha, Ne. area is invited to dinner at the Old Country Buffet on Dodge St. at 6pm CST. lol Mmmmm, Lime Jell-O!! Woohoo! Just thinking about it has me so hungry I could eat a fellow Lit Goer! lol

~Tiggs~
http://smilecwm.tripod.com/paladin/jesse4.gif

 

[Merelan]

Sorry Ezzie, and Tiggs, but lime jello was bad enough, and now that she added chocolate sauce. Ewwww....

You can have my share, and I will drink your share of wine. Deal?

 

[Expertise]

Theres always room for J-E-L-L-O.