It's not just Soylent Green anymore!

[shereads]

This was on some advertising delivered with a Dominos Pizza:

"Our people are our most important ingredient."

YIKES!!

 

[WARNINGWARNING]

HA!

that's funny!

 

[R. Richard]

This was on some advertising delivered with a Dominos Pizza:

"Our people are our most important ingredient."

YIKES!!

Hey, they have to cut costs somehow!

 

[WARNINGWARNING]

Everybody's got a finger in the pie, eh?

 

[TriggerHippie]

Everybody's got a finger in the pie, eh?

bwahahahaha!

That's evil and eerily The Hitcher-ish.

 

[WARNINGWARNING]

I used to finger pies. (yes)

For Dominos, no less!
I flew pies too.

 

[WARNINGWARNING]

HEY lookie! Trigger has a face! A cute one too! Well... most of a face...nose kinda got washed out.

or too close to the grind stone..
or...
HEY! do you work for Dominos????

 

[TriggerHippie]

HEY lookie! Trigger has a face! A cute one too! Well... most of a face...nose kinda got washed out.

or too close to the grind stone..
or...
HEY! do you work for Dominos????

Nope, no Dominos,
what with the fingers and toes,
I'm not so much cute,as mostly me,
but I like the way you see.

 

[TheEarl]

HEY lookie! Trigger has a face! A cute one too! Well... most of a face...nose kinda got washed out.

or too close to the grind stone..
or...
HEY! do you work for Dominos????

She is a cutie, isn't she? Rather taken by her myself.

The Earl

 

[SeaCat]

LOLOLOL

I almost hurt myself when I saw this.

Hmmmmm, no wonder I prefer Pappa Johns, they only use Roadkill.

Cat

 

[shereads]

LOLOLOL

I almost hurt myself when I saw this.

Hmmmmm, no wonder I prefer Pappa Johns, they only use Roadkill.

Cat

I'll still eat Dominos. But I'm giving up pepperoni.

 

[R. Richard]

I'll still eat Dominos. But I'm giving up pepperoni.

I understand there has been an uptick in sales of vegetarian pizzas since your original post.

 

[cantdog]

Domino's -- pfui. I came that close to pulling a Mick Jagger on 'em, man.

"We have no public restrooms."

"The building next door will now not set your place on fire, and you're welcome. But we have to be here all night, some of us. I'm not asking you to open it to the public, I just want three firefighters to be able to use it, and just for tonight."

"We have no public restrooms."

"We have no public restrooms."

 

[shereads]

Domino's -- pfui. I came that close to pulling a Mick Jagger on 'em, man.

"We have no public restrooms."

"The building next door will now not set your place on fire, and you're welcome. But we have to be here all night, some of us. I'm not asking you to open it to the public, I just want three firefighters to be able to use it, and just for tonight."

"We have no public restrooms."

"We have no public restrooms."

You don't want to go in there. That's where Dominos processes the most important ingredient.

 

[Oblimo]

"Our people are our most important ingredient."

The oddball slogan wars were won by Tampax in the late 90s, during a repackage/rebranding campaign. This was the the tag line, said by a smiling soccer mom holding up the repackaged tampons, I shit you not:

"Tampax. It's a whole new box!"

 

[shereads]

The oddball slogan wars were one by Tampax in the late 90s, during a repackage/rebranding campaign. This was the the tag line, said by a smiling soccer mom holding up the repackaged tampons, I shit you not:

"Tampax. It's a whole new box!"

When I lived in Houston, I used to drive past a billboard that gave me the creeps:

DIAGNOSTIC CENTER OF HOUSTON
Where diagnosis is only the beginning.




Double Yikes.

 

[WARNINGWARNING]

When I lived in Houston, I used to drive past a billboard that gave me the creeps:

DIAGNOSTIC CENTER OF HOUSTON
Where diagnosis is only the beginning*.

nice!






*and autopsies aren't the end.

 

[glynndah]

One of the raisin bran cereals used to use the slogan:

The raisins taste like they just came out of a box!

 

[Guest]

One of the raisin bran cereals used to use the slogan:

The raisins taste like they just came out of a box!

speaking of raisins...
there is an allowable amount of rat feces allowed in all packaged food.
things that make ya go ...hrmf~

 

[shereads]

speaking of raisins...
there is an allowable amount of rat feces allowed in all packaged food.
things that make ya go ...hrmf~

At least spinach is good for us...No, wait. Spinach is infected with deadly e coli. Nevermind.

Your best bet is still Dominos Pizza. Traditional crust, extra tomato sauce, light on the people.

 

[cantdog]

I wouldn't, even if they used only pussy.

fooey on Domino's.

 

[shereads]

I wouldn't, even if they used only pussy.

fooey on Domino's.

Pussy? As in cat meat? Or...


(•)(•) <------- my eyes*











* available as an ingredient at participating franchises

 

[AlecBond]

abcde

 

[Samandiriel]

"the customer is always ripe."