It's my 7 month 17 day Lit Anniversary!

[Guest]

 

[Eumenides]

This is really an "I'm horny" thread in disguise, isn't it?

 

[Guest]

 

[Eumenides]

Actually, I can't see you at all.

 

[someplace]

And my first thought was "Great, wanna fuck?"

See??? It worked!

 

[Eumenides]

And my first thought was "Great, wanna fuck?"

See??? It worked!

ROTFLMAO


Thank gawd I had swallowed...























MY SODA!

 

[someplace]

But I hadn't! *goes to get cleanup towel*

 

[Guest]

 

[someplace]

Oh, I'd much prefer to swallow than have to clean up messes!

 

[Nora]

Did she really run over your bike?

 

[Guest]

 

[Soblue]

Aw Max! So sorry about your bike!


Can I hug you? Please?

 

[someplace]

I once ran over my son's foot while backing the car out of the garage. It's funny NOW (to me anyway) but I don't think he ever forgave me for it.

 

[Nora]

Yep..... just like a bad sit-com.

Will the patient live, Doctor?

 

[Guest]

 

[Nora]

Remember...if you rush a miracle, you get rotten miracles.


I do wish you and your bike the best.

 

[Guest]

 

[cowgirl heaven]

You see RIGHT through me.

NOPE! That was the shower door, and I want that damn AV back up now I tell ya!!!!!

Yikes, not the bike. Good thing is you get a bit to rest that saddle weary butt

 

[Guest]

 

[cowgirl heaven]

Timing is everything, and this is just bad timing...

Ohhhh shoot, welp....it's not such a good thing I take it to be resting your saddle sores

alright let's try this positive spin at least you weren't on the bike at the time

 

[gina3]

And my first thought was "Great, wanna fuck?"

See??? It worked!

DAMN! I was thinking the same thing.....LOL

 

[Nora]

My first thought was, "more bbq for me."

 

[Gusty Wind]

Well..... I was going to start a "My wife ran over my bicycle in the garage" thread, but decided to go with a more goof self-serving theme.

muah