"It's exactly what the hedonists want and it's a sex tool"

[IrezumiKiss]

There's no dick in hearing all this toy shit.

Supposedly women want us to fuck and love them, keep sex sites open, keep using legal lubricants, and invest in the Sybians that get to enter their pussies so we can further stimulate them.

So according to this sanguine libertine logic anything we do to satisfy their cunts is going to make them even more hot for us.

Who has time to take a crap?

Never mind. I know.

 

[Libsam]

Nevermind is one word! Praise be to Cobain!

 

[lovetoread]

Ok, who are we parodying?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Ok, who are we parodying?

"It's exactly what the terrorists want and it's a recruiting tool"

 

[lovetoread]

jesus christ. someone smack him. he's starting to skip.

Ok I laughed out loud at this.