It's difficult to write porn when Tom and Jerry is on.

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[Trinique_Fire]

I bet it feels a little raunchy, hm?

 

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[DesertPirate]

It's disquieting.

And the classical music soundtrack is distracting.

And son is pretty high maintenance now that he's feeling better.

Silly me. I actually thought I'd have time to write today!

Damn Sarahh, the title almost caused a spew

Then I thought of the story with images in the background... spew!!

 

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[Nirvanadragones]

I wrote my first erotic short story when my daughter was a year old. And I remember very clearly trying to focus on Hot Lesbian Sex while I was forced to watch "Barney" 5 times in a row. There was something horribly wrong with imagining hands on skin, and seeing a purple animated, singing, happy dinosaur spring to life.

I sympathise.

 

[Weird Harold]

So maybe I could somehow work that into a loving hubby/wife-oops-the-TV-is-on-to-Tom & Jerry sort of sex.

Maybe.

Only has comic relief: men are incapable of concentrating on anything as unimportant as "being loving" when either cartoons are sports are on teelevision.

(FWIW, the choice of T&J image to go with the "classic cartoons" statement bugs me: The image is (probably) from the "New Tom and Jerry (TV) Show" because it has the thick black outlines of xerography cells while the "Classic" T&J has the thinner borders of hand-copied cells.)

 

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[Nirvanadragones]

Porn-writing moms of the world, unite!

Untie?

 

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[Weird Harold]

Agreed. I grabbed the first image I could find that showed them chasing each other. Son could tell you the difference now, he's seen enough of the episodes in the past year, and he's still very charmed with the whole Tom & Jerry thing.

I did notice that it was the first image Google turns up on an image search. I don't know if your son actually notices the different variants, althoughI'm almost positive that he likes the true classic theatrical cartoons better than the (increasingly) cheap imitations foisted on Tom and Jerry (and other classic cartoon) fans over the years.

On a positive note, computer animation has made great improvements for recreations classic cartoons -- The recent Tom and Jerry pirate movie is almost up to the animation standards of the golden age, for example.

PS: encourage your son's appreciation of the classical music in classic cartoons. not only does listening to classical music make you smarter, it can help him get chicks when he's older (if he plays it right.).

PS: a couple of truly classic T&J images:

The Cat Concerto (1947 Oscar winner):
http://wallpapers.duble.com/2/Cartoon/Tom%20And%20Jerry/4.jpg

Early 1940's logo:

http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/images/tomjerrylogo40s.jpg

 

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[tickledkitty]

I think I have a tendency to tune that stuff out. Here, it's usually Spongebob or whatever's on Nick.

Glad to hear he's feeling better SSS.

 

[human_male]

Just picture Tom bending Jerry over and giving it to him like the dirty little bitch he is.

 

[Greenwriter]

Well often the characters are not fully dressed : )

And showwhite had many admirers : )

--<

 

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[jomar]

Tom and Jerry are violent. Violence leads to sexual deviancy. Sexual deviancy leads to Literotica. Just so you know.

 

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[TxRad]

But the spanking - where does the spanking come in?

Bend over and I'll show ya.

Tom and Jerry wouldn't be a problem for me. A distraction but not a problem.

Now, Barney, that would be a problem. Why are there no dinosaurs? They found out that Barney was the future of their evolution and they committed suicide.

 

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[lisa123414]

I wrote my first erotic short story when my daughter was a year old. And I remember very clearly trying to focus on Hot Lesbian Sex while I was forced to watch "Barney" 5 times in a row. There was something horribly wrong with imagining hands on skin, and seeing a purple animated, singing, happy dinosaur spring to life.

I sympathise.

Yeah, you should have been writing gay sex.

 

[jomar]

But the spanking - where does the spanking come in?

I betcha there's one T&J cartoon that has spanking.

 

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[cantdog]

I bet the sound effects are inspirational.

Boy-oy-oing!

Zip, POW

splat!