It's Australia Day!

[warrior queen]

Beer, bbq and beach, with good company.
Relaxation and fun, followed by fireworks.
Maybe a spot of beach cricket...

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

sounds like a plan

hello by the way

 

[Lancecastor]

Beer, bbq and beach, with good company.
Relaxation and fun, followed by fireworks.
Maybe a spot of beach cricket...

We like your 18 year old nympho character better.

 

[warriorqns_man]

Stay away from her. She's crazy.

 

[Adre]

Cricket, code word

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

Stay away from her. She's crazy.

^lame

 

[hobbit.]

Does usOFa have an Alcatraz day?

only asking like...

strewth shelagh! chuck another Abo on the barbie!

 

[warrior queen]

We like your 18 year old nympho character better.

Well, I got an Australia Day wake-up fuck, if that helps

 

[hobbit.]

Well, I got an Australia Day wake-up fuck, if that helps

how was it for you

 

[warrior queen]

So far, x number of bourbons, sun, sand, good ckmpany, all good!

 

[shoulderblade]

Maybe a spot of beach cricket...

Honestly, whay does that mean?

 

[warrior queen]

Honestly, whay does that mean?

Ok, let me put this into simple terms....
You know what cricket is, right?
And you know what a beach is?
Take off your shoes, make sure you have a beer in hand, grab a cricket bat, and go for it!
Simple as that

 

[Scotsman69]

I remember with joy

an Australia Day picnic with my ex and her children, but in NSW not Tasmania.

Alas, no more.

Beer, bbq and beach, with good company.
Relaxation and fun, followed by fireworks.
Maybe a spot of beach cricket...

 

[John Doe]

Well, in that case: bloodychundercrikeydingo.

 

[1sickbastard]

Well Happy Australia Day.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Beer, bbq and beach, with good company.
Relaxation and fun, followed by fireworks.
Maybe a spot of beach cricket...

Australia... that's an island in the Pacific, right?

 

[the_kuntess]

We're in for a hammering tomorrow....already all the beaches are closed, the wind is gusting and the rain is pouring down.

Thank you ex tropical Cyclone Oswald - an Australia Day to remember.

 

[girlsmiley]

Fireworks! Amazing!

 

[Byron In Exile]

Fireworks! Amazing!

I saw no fireworks, and I live on the west coast of the United States.

 

[oggbashan]

Happy Australia Day!

I don't have any dancing Kangaroos, so bananas will have to do:



I suppose they're appropriate. Some of my Australian relations grow a lot of bananas.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Why did you not warn us to prepare on Australia Eve?

 

[girlsmiley]

Why did you not warn us to prepare on Australia Eve?

We assumed you were cultural.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

They put out the fires long enough to shoot off fireworks?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

We assumed you were cultural.

And yet in the other thread, you are blasting Botany Boy because Americans know nothing about your culture.


Interesting duality there...




At any rate, I have nothing thawed out to throw on the barbie, assuming, of course, I could get the barbie thawed out. It is one thing to shout and get on about glow ball warning, but if it never shows up, how fucking real can it be? and speaking of real, I've seen China, I know it is there, but I suspect New Zealand might just be a giant sound stage in Hong Kong...

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

And yet in the other thread, you are blasting Botany Boy because Americans know nothing about your culture.


Interesting duality there...




At any rate, I have nothing thawed out to throw on the barbie, assuming, of course, I could get the barbie thawed out. It is one thing to shout and get on about glow ball warning, but if it never shows up, how fucking real can it be? and speaking of real, I've seen China, I know it is there, but I suspect New Zealand might just be a giant sound stage in Hong Kong...

Any excuse to get drunk and lay in your own vomit.