Its a muskrat damn it!!

[LordMagicMan]

you want to look for many beavers? Or just one?

I have one in mind

 

[StrawberryPez]

The one by the walking path? That's the one I was thinking of too. I see it every time I take a walk there.

 

[LordMagicMan]

Something like that

 

[SpiceCake]

Dang!

I've been reading through this thread trying and trying to find something to refer to one of my favorites songs and I know it's one of yours as well:

Muscrat Love!

"Muscrat Susie, Muscrat Sam
Do the Jitterbug out in Muscrat Land"
*sigh*


OMFG - Momentary lapse of reason!

 

[LordMagicMan]

It was a muskrat

 

[StrawberryPez]

OMFG...No it wasn't!!



It was a beaver.

 

[LordMagicMan]

Nope its a muskrat!

 

[Dillinger]

Muskrat Love
America

Muskrat, muskrat candlelight
doin' the town and doin' it right
in the evenin', it's pretty pleasin'

Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam
Do the jitterbug
Out in the muskrat land
And they shimmy
And Sammy's so skinny

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jinglin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love

Nibblin' on bacon, chewin' on cheese
Sammy says to Susie
Honey, would you please be my missus?
And she says yes with her kisses

And now he's ticklin' her fancy
Rubbin' her ties
muzzle to muzzle now
anything goes
as they wiggle
and Sue starts to giggle

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jinglin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love

 

[StrawberryPez]

Twas a beaver

Wynona's Big Brown Beaver
Primus


Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
and she shows it off to all her friends.
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,
So she caged him up with cyclone fence.
Along came Lou with the old baboon
And said "Recognize that smell?"
"Smells like seven layers,
That beaver eats Taco Bell."
Now Rex he was a Texan out of New Orleans
And he travelled with the carnival shows.
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
And he candied up his nose.
He got wind of the big brown beaver
So he though he'd take himself a peek,
But the beaver was quick
And grabbed him by the kiwis.
Now he ain't pissed for a week.
(And a half!)
Now Wynona took her big brown beaver,
And she stuck him up in the air.
Said "I sure do love this big brown beaver
And I wish I did have a pair."
Now the beaver onces slept for seven days
And it gave us all an awful fright.
So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch
And the bastard tried to bite me.
Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time.
She pricked her finger one day and it
Occurred to her she might have a porcupine.