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Chicken Ticketed for Crossing the Road

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Linc and Helena Moore may have finally learned the answer to that age-old question: Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken doesn't know jaywalking is illegal.

Kern County Sheriff's Deputy J. Nicholson does know, however. The deputy issued a ticket on March 26 to one of the couple's chickens for impeding traffic on a road in Johannesburg, a rural mining community southeast of Ridgecrest.

The Moores arrived in Superior Court on Friday to plead not guilty to their chicken's alleged transgression. A trial was scheduled for May 16.

Nicholson has declined to discuss the matter, but sheriff's Sgt. Francis Moore said chickens on the roadway have been a problem in the community of 50 residents. Officials didn't believe it could be resolved by simply issuing the couple a warning.

"Sometimes you have to let people talk to the judge," Moore said.

The chicken's owners say they believe they were cited because they were among several people who complained that sheriff's deputies haven't done enough to control off-road vehicle riders who damage roads and create dust and noise in their neighborhood.

Sheriff's officials say that isn't so, adding they are doing what they can to keep off-roaders away from the area's homes.

"The chicken thing has nothing to do with the motorcycle thing," Moore said.

Copyright © 2005 The Associated Press.
 
Once again it's proven a person can hear anything if they listen long enough.
 
It would seem, in ticketing the Chicken, it would be up to the chicken to pay the fine. :)

Dumplings anyone?
 
I wanna know how the cop got the chicken to sign the damn citation, and if the chicken did....could the cop read his writing? Did he get ID to make sure it was the right chicken?

So many questions unanswered....
 
I'm still trying to decide if everyone else is sane and I'm crazy, or if it's the other way around.

But after reading this, I'm leaning twords me being the only sane one left. :cool:
 
cheerful_deviant said:
But after reading this, I'm leaning twords me being the only sane one left. :cool:

Quoth the pirate duck.

The Earl
 
cloudy said:
I wanna know how the cop got the chicken to sign the damn citation, and if the chicken did....could the cop read his writing? Did he get ID to make sure it was the right chicken?

So many questions unanswered....

Exactly! I would simply show up in court with two chickens. I would then have the officer identify which of the two chickens was the offender. If he failed to identify the offender, I would move for summary dismissal. If the officer did identify the offender, I would point out that neither chicken was the offender and I would move for summary dismissal on that ground.
 
R. Richard said:
Exactly! I would simply show up in court with two chickens. I would then have the officer identify which of the two chickens was the offender. If he failed to identify the offender, I would move for summary dismissal. If the officer did identify the offender, I would point out that neither chicken was the offender and I would move for summary dismissal on that ground.

Hilarious :D

DrF
 
cloudy said:
I wanna know how the cop got the chicken to sign the damn citation, and if the chicken did....could the cop read his writing?
I'm sure it looked like chicken scratch.
 
Na, the cop was just pissed cuz the chicken had beaten him in Tic-Tac-Toe.
 
He was my buddy. It's destroyed his life and the police have got a lot to answer for.
 
Ummmmmm, my question has to be. Which one, the chicken or the Deputy, will receive the "Dumb Cluck Award"?

Cat

By the by, I believe the Deputy will find he has laid an egg on this one.
 
i think i would show up in court with a pot of chicken soup.
"Your honor, He's paid his fine."
Personally, I'd rather read this type of news than anything else. it makes me feel so sane.
 
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