It is time for the 300 post party

[Earthgoddess]

The champagne is chilling, the fondue pots are bubbling merrily and the lawn darts are sharpened and ready for fun.
It is party time at the deity's house,plenty of food,libations and of course party games. I propose a few rounds of musical chairs,I want all the males tied to the chairs to make it more interesting. I also made sure to set up my life sized model of Stonehenge in case a spontaneous ritual arises. Did I mention there are steamed prawns and warm chocolate cookies for everyone-damn my maternal side is acting up,at least I am not lactating. I want to thank Laurel and Manu for creating this site-and thank you to all the wonderful folks who make my visits so stimulating. Play nicely I am off to add some ice cubes to my NyQuil-or is that lime vodka???

 

[Lovely Latina]

Free food, did ya say? <perk>

 

[Skibum]

Congrats, Earthgoddess. Quite a milestone in the life of the BB!

 

[April]

Oohhhh, warm chocolate cookies? I think I love you Earthgoddess! Can I bring along my croquet set? We can set it up on the lawn and bash some balls around! Congratulations, bless your heart.

 

[Never]

Whoohoo!
Time to worship the Earthgoddess.

Not lactating? *blinks* But.. cookies aren't cookies without milk.
Oh well..
I'll bring the fairies, someone needs to light the bonfire, then we'll need a pool full of lime green Jell-o and five men playing bagpipes.

Where did you put Stonehenge again?

 

[Ambrosious]

WooHoo! Earthgoddess is a Goddess. Is that redundant? Free food. *looks down at ever increasing girth* Where?

And to think i was throwing a party for 30 posts. I'm such a putz. I brought wine, women, and song. *wonders off singing Buffet tune* *over shoulder*

"Congrats, Goddess. I worship you.

300 posts.

Just damn!

 

[Sammyjo]

Congrats!

But, haven't you been on the Nyquil a long time? Don't get addicted to it, like I did, or is it too late for that? I don't want to put a damper on your party...just a little concerned is all...

 

[CreamyLady]

Congratulations!!! The cookies smell wonderful, and Stonehenge -- ah, wonderful!

I've brought the ropes to lay out a labyrinth, if you'd like, and some Wish Knots for Lammas (which might be when I make 300).

Oh, yes. A huge cask of mead . . .

 

[Bodizefi]

Does anyone really give a fuck? I think it's great that you are really proud of this but how does this really effect anyone else's life? Find a cure for cancer then I will throw you a real party.

 

[Merelan]

Where did we leave our pink flamingo bouncer anyway? Havoc darling!!! Did you bring him?

 

[Laurel]

Woo hoo!

Wow! 300 posts... You people are posting like crazy! Seems every time I turn around, another Literotican is on the way up. Earthgoddess, you were always Really, Really Experienced in my eyes....

 

[Hecate]

congrats!

just what can I say? Congrats!!!

A huuuuge hug and a gentle kiss ... and now let's party and occupy my mind, hands and mouth with other plesant things (*weg* I am of course only talking food and booze here) before I am becoming aware that all you gus and girls seem to have so much more to say than I do *s*

 

[Xander]

Yet another hit the big numbers

Congrats, Lady of the elements

Now you mentioned something about cool beverages
Can I have some ???

 

[ShyGuy68]

Earthgoddess, I have so been looking forward to you throwing a party!!

All of your ideas sound great, any way I can bribe you so I'm the guy tied to the last chair when we are playing??


ShyGuy

 

[Earthgoddess]

Bless your heart Bodizefi

I would like to humbly beg your forgiveness for offending you with an invitation to my fete. I was mistaken, after looking through past posts regarding the 300th post party-I realized all those other folks are all Nobel Prize winners and not only threw a great party but also eliminated HIV,world hunger,illiteracy,the common cold and dandruff. Thus enriching the lives of countless millions of people-and here I dare to invite some folks for small vats of simmering cheese. Tis too true I do not have the cure for cancer-if I did I would not be dreading my quarterly biopsy results for a pre-cancerous condition. Nor would I have held my beloved grandfather as he wasted away from colon cancer...Yes folks, just think of all the beloved people I might have saved if only I had abandoned my current occupation and studied medicine. I truly apologize Bodizefi, but as my mother would say-if only I had studied medicine and become a surgeon and thus could have repaired her calcified aneurysm,saving her life-,"Every party has to have a party pooper-it's so super dooper- that you are this party's pooper". No back to the truly important things-friends,fondue and a vat of green jello-is that bagpipe music I hear???? To everyone else hope you are enjoying yourselves(((((hugs to all)))))))).

 

[Earthgoddess]

Sammyjo I have been on Nyquil off and on for weeks-I just began running our air purifier day and night and that plus the AC is helping with the cough...I also stopped taking my golden seal-hhmmm rag weed allergies maybe-I am coming off the NyQuil-none in two days, coughing better,life less interesting(lol)...must begin to drink something else green and minty-schnapps maybe???? Thank you for your concern-hugs to you and a big,warm,fragrant chocolate chip cookie too.

 

[Lovely Latina]

Re: Bodizefi

Looks like someone found the dip!

Congrats EG...and many more happy posts!

Luv Ya! *mmmwhuh!*

 

[Stevie]

<zips up fly>that aint dip.

 

[Lovely Latina]

Oh dad.

 

[CreamyLady]

(Fresh from a meeting of Dianic Witches that focused on feminism and clear communication)

Bodizefi, go take a flying fuck at the moon.

Wow -- that feels good.

 

[Dionysus]

Damm, where's Lasher when you need him? This party needs some riff raff ejected.

 

[Earthgoddess]

Thank you all for your input but since I have yet to work up a cure for cancer I have developed a really good dip recipe-take one envelope onion soup mix and mix in a quart of dragon's bane and two toes of a dead thief...toss a duck's feather and 1 tsp powdered newt then add a pint of fresh sour cream(oxymoron?)...if you don't have the exotic stuff just leave out the soup mix. Yum!!!!
creamy lady thou art a powerful feminist communicator-go girl!

 

[CreamyLady]

Thank you, Earthgoddess. I heartily recommend those little seminars to help the orally farinaceous.

By the way, the dip sounds fantastic; perhaps, however, we can hang the malefactor up by his toes and dry him with the hyssop and lavender.

 

[Earthgoddess]

OOhh a grumpy pomander-cool and Martha Stewarty-here have some of my hubby's Black Pagan Mead it makes all the bad things go away...