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graceanne said:
But tequila makes her clothes fall off.
who's clothes?

i get lost when i drink tequila....well when i ate the worm after finishing off the bottle i got lost once in bay ridge.




for two days *looks innocent*
 
Kajira Callista said:
who's clothes?

i get lost when i drink tequila....well when i ate the worm after finishing off the bottle i got lost once in bay ridge.




for two days *looks innocent*

lush :p

Tequila makes her clothes fall off - Joe Diffy

She said: "I’m going out with my girlfriends.
"Margharitas at the Holiday Inn."
Oh, have mercy, my only thought,
Was Tequila makes her clothes fall off.

I told her: "Put an extra layer on."
I know what happens when she drinks Patron.
Her closet's missin' half the things she bought:
Yeah, Tequila makes her clothes fall off.

She’ll start by kicking out of her shoes,
Lose an ear-ring in her drink.
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall:
Drop a contact down the sink.
Them pantyhose aint gonna last too long,
If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on.
She might come home in a table cloth:
Yeah, Tequila makes her clothes fall off.
Oh oh.

Instrumental Break.

She can handle any champagne brunch:
A bridal shower with Bacardi punch.
Jello shooters full of Smirnoff,
But Tequila makes her clothes fall off.

She’ll start by kicking out of her shoes,
Lose an ear-ring in her drink.
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall:
Drop a contact down the sink.

She don’t mean nothin', she's just havin fun.
Tomorrow she say: "Oh, what have I done?"
Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost:
Yeah, Tequila makes her clothes fall off.
Oh, Tequila makes her clothes fall off.
Oh, Tequila makes her clothes fall off.
 
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graceanne said:
lush :p

Tequila makes her clothes fall off - Joe Diffy

She said: "I’m going out with my girlfriends.
"Margharitas at the Holiday Inn."
Oh, have mercy, my only thought,
Was Tequila makes her clothes fall off.

I told her: "Put an extra layer on."
I know what happens when she drinks Patron.
Her closet's missin' half the things she bought:
Yeah, Tequila makes her clothes fall off.

She’ll start by kicking out of her shoes,
Lose an ear-ring in her drink.
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall:
Drop a contact down the sink.
Them pantyhose aint gonna last too long,
If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on.
She might come home in a table cloth:
Yeah, Tequila makes her clothes fall off.
Oh oh.

Instrumental Break.

She can handle any champagne brunch:
A bridal shower with Bacardi punch.
Jello shooters full of Smirnoff,
But Tequila makes her clothes fall off.

She’ll start by kicking out of her shoes,
Lose an ear-ring in her drink.
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall:
Drop a contact down the sink.

She don’t mean nothin', she's just havin fun.
Tomorrow she say: "Oh, what have I done?"
Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost:
Yeah, Tequila makes her clothes fall off.
Oh, Tequila makes her clothes fall off.
Oh, Tequila makes her clothes fall off.

Hmmmm. I think it has just become my favorite drink *sips margarita*
 
raven2 said:
Hmmmm. I think it has just become my favorite drink *sips margarita*

Well, it's my favorite drink . . . and it was BEFORE this song, too.
 
graceanne said:
Well, it's my favorite drink . . . and it was BEFORE this song, too.

In truth, Margharitas are my favorite mixed drink.
 
raven2 said:
In truth, Margharitas are my favorite mixed drink.

I have to be careful with them. I like em so much that if I'm not careful I start chugging them, and then I get seriously wasted.
 
Kajira Callista said:
and get lost for two days?

Nah. I always have K with me. And I don't need alcohol to get lost for two days. With my sense of direction I can do that on a regular day.
 
Whoa, hold up, being shit faced and depressed is the BEST way to see this movie???

It so doesn't sound like my kinda movie.

Fury :rose:
 
FurryFury said:
Whoa, hold up, being shit faced and depressed is the BEST way to see this movie???

It so doesn't sound like my kinda movie.

Fury :rose:

Actually, it is quite a movie and makes you think a lot. There is just quite a lot of violence (most towards women) in it.
 
Kajira Callista said:
isnt that what makes it so good?

I guess you could look at it that way. :D But as I said before, it also makes you think.
:rose:
 
FurryFury said:
I've heard it's a movie in which the male characters treat women badly so I've never seen it.

Fury :rose:
The male characters treat EVERYONE badly, not just the women.

The FEMALE characters treat everyone badly.

The government treats everyone badly.

There are no "good guys" in this movie, the best you can hope for are the clueless, greedy, and accidentally callous as opposed to the deliberately sadistic.

Of course, _I_ am in the deliberately sadistic camp... *weg*
 
Clockwork Orange

Ohhh one of my favorite movies of all time! Malcolm McDowell is a dangerously sexy sadist.

I adore the movie. It is that whole balance of individual freedom to the government's need to safeguard society against indecent or dangerous acts. Basically, some evil is necessary to perserve individual rights. :) Hits home to everyone in the BDSM community in some way or another.

But yes, everyone is treated like ass in that movie. So, the sadist in of all of us can get off on it and plenty of ultra-violence all the way around :heart:
 
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