It happened at the hairdressers...

[scheherazade_79]

I've always felt quite shy going to the hairdressers, because I have a bit of a crush on my hairdresser. She's a petite Italian, who's very quiet and has a gentle touch. Unfortunately, she's let me down by going off to have a baby, so I had to have someone else.

Well, here's the shocker - they've re-decorated the salon and have chairs next to the sinks that VIBRATE!!!

My usual hairdresser works fast, which is just as well, because I get all hot around the collar when she's around. The one I had today took FOREVER to do my hair. She left me sitting at the sink, vibrating away to my heart's content while she massaged one 'treatment' into my scalp after another.

Cue problem number two - with the exception of the obvious, my head is the most sensitive area of my body, and after about ten minutes of this I started feeling more than a little bit aroused...

I bet you're waiting for me to say that I suddenly had a spectacular screaming orgasm in the middle of the salon. But unfortunately I had too much self-control for that. And besides, I was surrounded by old ladies getting perms and blue rinses... It wouldn't have been right.

So instead I had one of the worst fits of giggles in living memory. People stared and most of the old ladies scowled at me - which made it even worse. I only managed to calm down after absorbing myself in an article about Paul McCartney and Heather Mills' divorce. Did you know that Paul and Linda used to smoke pot on a daily basis? Apparently, Heather hated Paul doing it. I'm glad he got rid of her.

Anyway, that was my morning at the hairdressers. I don't know if I'll be able to go back for a while...

 

[kendo1]

It's been several years since I frequented a barber's shop.

I don't mind being called a slaphead.

 

[scheherazade_79]

It's been several years since I frequented a barber's shop.

I don't mind being called a slaphead.

Slaphead!

 

[neonlyte]

I've always felt quite shy going to the hairdressers, because I have a bit of a crush on my hairdresser. She's a petite Italian, who's very quiet and has a gentle touch. Unfortunately, she's let me down by going off to have a baby, so I had to have someone else.

Well, here's the shocker - they've re-decorated the salon and have chairs next to the sinks that VIBRATE!!!

My usual hairdresser works fast, which is just as well, because I get all hot around the collar when she's around. The one I had today took FOREVER to do my hair. She left me sitting at the sink, vibrating away to my heart's content while she massaged one 'treatment' into my scalp after another.

Cue problem number two - with the exception of the obvious, my head is the most sensitive area of my body, and after about ten minutes of this I started feeling more than a little bit aroused...

I bet you're waiting for me to say that I suddenly had a spectacular screaming orgasm in the middle of the salon. But unfortunately I had too much self-control for that. And besides, I was surrounded by old ladies getting perms and blue rinses... It wouldn't have been right.

So instead I had one of the worst fits of giggles in living memory. People stared and most of the old ladies scowled at me - which made it even worse. I only managed to calm down after absorbing myself in an article about Paul McCartney and Heather Mills' divorce. Did you know that Paul and Linda used to smoke pot on a daily basis? Apparently, Heather hated Paul doing it. I'm glad he got rid of her.

Anyway, that was my morning at the hairdressers. I don't know if I'll be able to go back for a while...

When do we get to read the story?

 

[scheherazade_79]

When do we get to read the story?

You just did. I'm really not the "kiss and tell" type

 

[Guest]

I've always felt quite shy going to the hairdressers, because I have a bit of a crush on my hairdresser. She's a petite Italian, who's very quiet and has a gentle touch. Unfortunately, she's let me down by going off to have a baby, so I had to have someone else.

Well, here's the shocker - they've re-decorated the salon and have chairs next to the sinks that VIBRATE!!!

My usual hairdresser works fast, which is just as well, because I get all hot around the collar when she's around. The one I had today took FOREVER to do my hair. She left me sitting at the sink, vibrating away to my heart's content while she massaged one 'treatment' into my scalp after another.

Cue problem number two - with the exception of the obvious, my head is the most sensitive area of my body, and after about ten minutes of this I started feeling more than a little bit aroused...

I bet you're waiting for me to say that I suddenly had a spectacular screaming orgasm in the middle of the salon. But unfortunately I had too much self-control for that. And besides, I was surrounded by old ladies getting perms and blue rinses... It wouldn't have been right.

So instead I had one of the worst fits of giggles in living memory. People stared and most of the old ladies scowled at me - which made it even worse. I only managed to calm down after absorbing myself in an article about Paul McCartney and Heather Mills' divorce. Did you know that Paul and Linda used to smoke pot on a daily basis? Apparently, Heather hated Paul doing it. I'm glad he got rid of her.

Anyway, that was my morning at the hairdressers. I don't know if I'll be able to go back for a while...

Wonderful adventure!

What's the address of the place again?

I feel the need to squirm in a vibrating chair.

 

[scheherazade_79]

Wonderful adventure!

What's the address of the place again?

I feel the need to squirm in a vibrating chair.

Come to think of it, I could write an exaggerated story about it and charge them for the publicity...

 

[Guest]

Come to think of it, I could write an exaggerated story about it and charge them for the publicity...

Yes!

And include pictures, please.

Lots and lots of pictures.

 

[scheherazade_79]

Yes!

And include pictures, please.

Lots and lots of pictures.

Are you offering to model for me? I'm willing to travel...

 

[Guest]

Are you offering to model for me? I'm willing to travel...

Well, I am certainly interested about climbing into that chair.



(I'm off - have a great day!)

 

[scheherazade_79]

Well, I am certainly interested about climbing into that chair.



(I'm off - have a great day!)

Take a trip to the Land of Song and I'll take you right there

 

[Nirvanadragones]

I think I might need some more highlights soon...

 

[neonlyte]

Wonderful adventure!

What's the address of the place again?

I feel the need to squirm in a vibrating chair.

I suppose a vibrating lap is out of the running?

 

[scheherazade_79]

I suppose a vibrating lap is out of the running?

Depends whose lap it is

 

[scheherazade_79]

I think I might need some more highlights soon...

I just got myself a job as a trainee hairdresser at that salon. Would you like to book an appointment?

 

[Nirvanadragones]

I just got myself a job as a trainee hairdresser at that salon. Would you like to book an appointment?

Pencil me in for Sunday morning...

 

[scheherazade_79]

Pencil me in for Sunday morning...

I'll do a lot more than pencil you in, lovely!

 

[Aurora Black]

I only managed to calm down after absorbing myself in an article about Paul McCartney and Heather Mills' divorce. Did you know that Paul and Linda used to smoke pot on a daily basis? Apparently, Heather hated Paul doing it. I'm glad he got rid of her.

He's the one who chucked her? Yay!

I need a vibrating chair. I'd never be able to concentrate on a story again, but oh what fun.

 

[Guest]

Over years, my female hairdresser became my friend. Unfortunately, she was already engaged when I first met her.

One day she was wearing a blouse with short, but huge sleeves. Everytime she moved, I could often see in through the arms by looking directly, or by a glance at the mirror. The blouse was also short, and hiked up showing her tummy or side when she raised her arms to my head.

The show that day, was G rated, but with flashes of a toned body, and a lovely white, silky lace bra. It was my most memorable haircut, but unfortunately, not intentional on her part.

I've got to use this in a story sometime.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

He's the one who chucked her? Yay!

I need a vibrating chair. I'd never be able to concentrate on a story again, but oh what fun.

I remember a plotbunny that involved a vibrating chair. After a few minutes in it, your brain had turned into such a relaxed puddle of goo that you could only utter every 10th word in a long sentence. I loved it when Snape was going to yell at Harry somethings along the lines of "get out of my room and go to bed, it's late, go now, before I strangle you!", but all that came out of his mouth was "Harry - bed - now!"

Kinda like me after a great kiss.

 

[MissBri]

 

[kendo1]

Slaphead is back.