It boils my piss when...

[geronimo_appleby]

...the woman next door parks on the corner AND blocks the footpath at the same time [it's an Audi, btw].

 

[ydahecnot]

…my piss is on a burner and it’s turned up to high

 

[geronimo_appleby]

…my piss is on a burner and it’s turned up to high

when people write to when they mean too.

 

[ydahecnot]

when people write to when they mean too.

Shit!

 

[ydahecnot]

Wait, that’s right. Turned up to the setting to “high.”

 

[Mr_bogey]

When people use strange and awful phraseology to describe how they feel.

 

[ydahecnot]

When people use strange and awful phraseology to describe how they feel.

I feel as if the hurly-burly and argy-bargy are stirring a concomitant interspersal of anomie. And I’m a little achy

 

[geronimo_appleby]

...Brits using Americanisms like 'reaching out.'

 

[Cat]

...Brits using Americanisms like 'reaching out.'

Even worse.. when it gets directly translated and used in Danish..

 

[sallysparrow23]

WHEN PEOPLE TEXT IN ALL CAPS. STOP YELLING AT ME.

 

[vibes]

... litsters skip you blatantly on poster-above-you-based threads

 

[Lmizzler]

WHEN PEOPLE TEXT IN ALL CAPS. STOP YELLING AT ME.

What if the yelling is the fun type of yelling?

 

[sallysparrow23]

What if the yelling is the fun type of yelling?

Fun yelling is acceptable, I'll allow it.

 

[SlyderInside]

WHEN PEOPLE TEXT IN ALL CAPS. STOP YELLING AT ME.

MY BAD.

 

[Broken_paladin]

is boiling piss code for like some weird squirting fetish?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

IBMP when i wake up at 3 a.m.

 

[barefootgirl69]

IBMP when i wake up at 3 a.m.

You could always go back to sleep, cranky.

 

[Btq97]

IBM when some twat parks their 4x4 across two parking bays at work.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

You could always go back to sleep, cranky.

i did!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

IBMP when i get weak coffee...

 

[Btq97]

IBMP when i get weak coffee...

Used to go see the ex dad at Xmas. They had mellow birds? Mellow fucking birds no amount of mellow birds makes a decent cup of coffee.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Used to go see the ex dad at Xmas. They had mellow birds? Mellow fucking birds no amount of mellow birds makes a decent cup of coffee.

instant coffee boils my piss