It all makes sense now...

[Ulaven_Demorte]

Gay marriage and Marijuana being legalized on the same day.
We've just been interpreting Leviticus 20:13 wrong all of these years.
The actual translation...

"If a man lay with another man he should be stoned."

 

[blobfish]

That's pretty good!

 

[thelovingsadist]

That's more then pretty good, fishy. That is the single most hilarious and awesome thing I have read all day.

And I have read some pretty hilarious and awesome things today.

 

[blobfish]

That's more then pretty good, fishy. That is the single most hilarious and awesome thing I have read all day.

And I have read some pretty hilarious and awesome things today.

I agree.

And Ulaven, tell your wife to start posting again! Turn it into a BDSM thing if you have to. Tell her that if she does, I'll write a Poe parody entitled "Ulaven". You're a pal.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

I don't tell her to do anything. I could, I'm bigger than she is, but I have to sleep.

I'll ask.

She said, "Nah."

 

[blobfish]

I don't tell her to do anything. I could, I'm bigger than she is, but I have to sleep.

I'll ask.

She said, "Nah."

Did you tell her about the Poe thing? And she still said no? Damn, fellow, she's tougher to crack than an adamantium Brazil nut.

Thanks anyway.

 

[Lord Emu]

Oh I needed that. Best thing I've read i na very long time.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

Thou shalt not mess with a woman's reproductive rights.
- Fallopians 4:20

 

[blobfish]

Thou shalt not mess with a woman's reproductive rights.
- Fallopians 4:20

You should have quit while you were ahead.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

You should have quit while you were ahead.

Everyone is a critic. It made Reci giggle.

 

[blobfish]

Everyone is a critic. It made Reci giggle.

Tell her to come here and say that.

Quoth Ulaven, "Nevermore."

 

[Disgustipated]

Tell her to come here and say that.

Quoth Ulaven, "Nevermore."

Shaddup, "everyone".

 

[blobfish]

Shaddup, "everyone".

I know you don't like her, but I did, and everyone else can go fuck themselves.

 

[Disgustipated]

I know you don't like her, but I did, and everyone else can go fuck themselves.

Not her, dummy.

 

[tactful]

Everyone is a critic. It made Reci giggle.

Somethings, need to be explained.