It ain't the heat.... its the stupidity

[Expertise]

Like many parts of North America it has been FREAKIN' HOT here for the past two weeks..... but my stoic nature lets me handle that. What is getting to me, what is driving me over the edge, what has me ready to go on a three state killing spree...... IS THE DAMN CLICHE's and MIND NUMBING babble about it.

FUCK ME! If, so help me God, ONE more person asks me "Hot enough for ya'"?......... I will rip out their spleen with a rectal thermometer.

So, in the interest of Expertise's mental health, not to mention public safety, hit me with some new (seasonally appropriate) weather comments and cliche's.

 

[April]

Hi, Ex!

I'm cold. Does that work for ya?

 

[Expertise]

Damn refreshing actually

Have a safe journey cutie.

 

[Cheyenne]

"It's hotter than the hinges on the doorway to hell."

Heard that one on radio yesterday. Unfortunately, it is true.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Whoooweee

hotter'n than a devil's fart outside ain't it? hehe

I know what you mean Exp, when I'm out calling on clients I may see about 10 different businesses in a couple hour's time and every single one of them houses a person who will say, "hot out there isn't it?" "Try to stay cool now" blah blah blah blah blahhhhhhhhhhh....

I feel your pain.

 

[Expertise]

Re: Whoooweee

hotter'n than a devil's fart outside ain't it? hehe

I know what you mean Exp, when I'm out calling on clients I may see about 10 different businesses in a couple hour's time and every single one of them houses a person who will say, "hot out there isn't it?" "Try to stay cool now" blah blah blah blah blahhhhhhhhhhh....

I feel your pain.

I feel YOUR moisture.... uhhhhh..... I mean perspiration.

 

[rambling man]

the sad thing is, that it is often a helluva lot hotter than this. People are bitching at low 90s here when we normally get a good dose of upper 90s and sometimes over 100

This summer we got off lucky, though. The whole time (at least here) we had 70s and low 80s until about a week or so ago. Even with a hot August, overall this rates as a cool summer

 

[April]

Safe journey? Man, I've been here for just over a month.
And now my finger tips are turning blue! LOL

 

[Expertise]

Sorry

Safe journey? Man, I've been here for just over a month.
And now my finger tips are turning blue! LOL

I've been on Vay-Kay .... must have missed the memo.

 

[LadyDarkFire]

Hotter than the Devil's date on a Sat. Night. And try getting 15 different people making the joke "Try Not To Melt" when you are picking up an Ice cream cake from the local Baskin Robbins.

 

[April]

Nope, no memo. This is my first visit back to Lit. But I've been incountry for over a month. And I wrote you before I left, but you didn't write back. Only a few people did.

 

[*Lazer*]

Come on over Expertise and let me grease up your irritable hot buns. You can shoot the water cannon at all those annoying people. I have popsicles. All flavors......

 

[Expertise]

Aren't you a guy???????

And if you are ....... you think greasing my buns would make me LESS irratable?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Apparently the heat has made you delusional.

 

[Sweetlola]

It's so hot outside I could fry my brain...

 

[Never]

If it were any hotter my insides would melt and leak out my ass.

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[bluntforcemama]

I think heat just makes people grumpy as hell. Wind makes my mother grumpy.... go figure.

 

[registered "^^"]

It's not the heat, it is the humidity...hehehehe.



Hi April!

 

[Never]

Aren't you a guy???????

And if you are ....... you think greasing my buns would make me LESS irratable?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Apparently the heat has made you delusional.

I believe Lazer is Gingersnap and Gingersnap is female.

 

[Mensa]

I don't understand!

The Devil says to tell Expertise that he'd better get used to the heat.

 

[stargazer76]

Re: Re: It ain't the heat.... its the stupidity

lmao!

Try Phoenix!

Today it's beautiful--breezy and really quite cool! We aren't even going to hit 100

I feel for you!

Aww, c'mon Desert....even when it is over 100.....IT'S A DRY HEAT!!!! If I hear that one again, I think I might lose my tenuous grip on reality.

 

[Desert Amazon]

Re: Re: Re: It ain't the heat.... its the stupidity

 

[stargazer76]

Well, Desert, you hide it well, then.....
(great new av, btw.... )