issac is sitting right on top of me

[Bert Notorius]

spinning, and spinning
he rained out my weeny roast.

 

[Bert Notorius]

me

 

[eyer]

Do you know that Danville, Illinois is hometown to both Stormin' Norman Bubby Jones and Larry Boom-Boom Cannon...

...and that both of them started out as barbers?

 

[Bert Notorius]

danville is only slightly less disgusting than decatur.

 

[eyer]

The very first love of my life - Janice G**** - hailed from Decatur...

...she was a transfer from Illinois and I was one from California. The first time I saw her I knew I was in love, and when another informed me Janice had the hots for me, too, well, my man-parts melted.

Our first "date" was a 9th grade convocation, in which we sat on the top row of the bleachers, inserted opposite ends of a string of red licorice between our eager lips, and met in the middle.

I'm thinking the convo entertainment that day was the blind guy who whistled the theme song of The Andy Griffith Show...

...I, of course, was deaf to his offering.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Pork & The Havana Ducks Operator, Operator, Put Me Through to Decatur

 

[eyer]

Now, I am totally enveloped in a wistful funk...

 

[run_silent]

spinning, and spinning
he rained out my weeny roast.

Just let him take your weeny. Give in to the stronger force and seek counselling later.

 

[Bert Notorius]

it worked out and i kept my wood dry.