Isolated Blurts - The HT Cafe Way

[Lord Pmann]

The walrus is a stupid looking animal. It's like a remix of several different animals. An elephant, a seal and Burt Reynolds. What's with the damned mustache?

Sorry to interrupt with my isolated blurt.

 

[imemkay]

The origin of desire, agreed.

Key is to know when it's perceived a too hard challenge before it's too late

It's a fine line, indeed!

 

[imemkay]

Someone remind me; Patience is a virtue, right?

 

[Lord Pmann]

I always did like the arseholes. I don't know where I went wrong with Pmann though.. he's the bloody pope.

Kiss my ring. It's around my tusk.

 

[vibes]

I think we've turned the random blurt thread into the random strange conversations thread.

Hadn't I made a point of never opening a thread, I'd take up your hint for a thread where blurts are randomly discussed

 

[Lord Pmann]

Wait... are you the pope or the walrus? You can't be both.

Oh No?

 

[imemkay]

I always did like the arseholes.

Me too. I've decided to move on from the arseholes. At this point, I'd prefer a man, not a boy. I'm done with games. Good Lord, I'm such a dork I've come right out and told him I've got a huge crush on him!

It is, but it's boring and REALLY ANNOYING waiting. Fuck virtues.

I'm trying really hard, though!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Hadn't I made a point of never opening a thread, I'd take up your hint for a thread where blurts are randomly discussed

I don't think that's a bad idea. Not at all.

 

[vibes]

Can you explain to me what he just said?

... like, fuck you!

 

[EbersMoll]

This whole thread is basically an out of sequence twitter feed!

Keep up the good work

 

[vibes]

I feel like you're speaking another language. With too many Rs.

Perhaps your body speaking is making too much noise, that's why!

 

[imemkay]

... like, fuck you!

And now we're back to pigtail pulling. Our random discussion of isolated blurts has come full circle.

Vibes, I think you should abandon your solemn vow of never starting a thread. Discussing blurts could be fun.

 

[vibes]

Vibes, I think you should abandon your solemn vow of never starting a thread. Discussing blurts could be fun.

Thanks, imemkay. It's not that I don't want to: I can't ... after 8 years on Lit no thread seems good enough to break the ice

 

[Lord Pmann]

A thread so we don't sod up this one anymore than we already have:

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=832490

 

[LikeASnowflake]

Lies.

 

[imemkay]

Lies.

Liars are the worst!

 

[LikeASnowflake]

Liars are the worst!

Yup I rather hear the truth even if it hurts than being lied to.

 

[LikeASnowflake]

My first time drinking coconut water. YUM!

 

[imemkay]

Yup I rather hear the truth even if it hurts than being lied to.

Exactly! Sucks to be hurt though....but still, better than a lie

 

[LikeASnowflake]

Exactly! Sucks to be hurt though....but still, better than a lie

Definitely.

 

[PallasAthene]

There is a saying "truth hurts".
I would rather have honesty then be manipulated and hurt with lies.

 

[imemkay]

Patience, patience. Absence makes the heart grow fonder; Always leaving them wanting more.......truer words were never spoken!!

 

[imemkay]

Sometimes I find myself very confused!

 

[Quoll]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA. NM, be nice or you will huwt hew haaahhhhhttt. (Hurt her heart).

If you aren't careful, she will stick a Koala on you. Or drop bears as they call them. You had better keep some spare Vegemite with you to bribe them away.

Yeah, well she's not supposed to mention the Drop Bears to foreigners.

I just hope she didn't link you to any of this stuff.

http://www.dropbearaware.com/

http://australianmuseum.net.au/Drop-Bear

http://www.cfr.com.au/dropbears/

http://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=938017&d=1245558382

 

[imemkay]

"The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space."

— Marilyn Monroe