Isolated Blurts - The HT Cafe Way

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Dead to me.

Brats.

Woohoo, I didn't make someone's pooper list!

 

[Saucyminx]

Look how that turned out for Marilyn.

This gave me a massive fit of the giggles--and somehow that feels wrong. Poor Marilyn.

Blurt:

I need to clean my closet something fierce. I feel a cleansing sweep coming on.

 

[imemkay]

Look how that turned out for Marilyn.

Ha! Clearly the woman had issues. However, i think i'd quite like to have a man who could thrill me simply by kissing my forehead. Think how wonderful everything else would be!

 

[pfflyerhot]

Hey. I see I'm no longer a virgin. ...when'd that happen?

 

[OzoneRed]

I think we need an "Aussie slang" thread. In the past week, I've learned "mozzies" and "Salvo's". I think both are pretty neat.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Fucking husks.

 

[haha_on_me]

Not yet, haha. Your love of Chucks saved you.

At least I have that going for me.

 

[haha_on_me]

And poetry.

I can't take credit for that, I have to credit the voices.

 

[haha_on_me]

They are calling me.
The voices, they're calling me.
Can't you hear them?
They are screaming inside of me.

Yelling, telling me to write.
Write! Write it down!
You'll forget what we've told you.
Write, damn you, write it down!

Lean close, maybe you can hear.
No? Put your ear against mine.
Listen hard, be quiet. Now?
Just wait, give it time.

Nevermind, they're gone.
They know you were listening.
I've lost the transmission.
No signal, only hissing.

WriteDamnit,Write

 

[haha_on_me]

That gave me chills.

Disturbing in a "I'm glad you're over there" way. Hahaha.

 

[haha_on_me]

No. *squint* Chills in a "you can put yourself in that moment next to you" way.

Hahaha *nervous, awkward laugh* I'm thrilled it put you in that place. I understand that most people just perceive it as wierd.

 

[haha_on_me]

Oh... well... if that's better for you, let's work with that.

Hahaha, I'm harmless.

 

[haha_on_me]

I have no concerns.

Hahaha heck no, you're like 500,000,000 miles away.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Day 3

 

[imemkay]

Yep, that settles it, I'm not virtuous at all!
Sad realization, really.

 

[EbersMoll]

Baking meets abstract expressionism!

 

[EbersMoll]

Abstract is right. It almost resembles the requested "pink love heart princess crown cake" that was requested (read as: talked about non-stop) for the past ooh...3 months.

I suggest you claim that said pink love heart princess is dancing so fast with handsome prince that it is all a delightful blur

 

[imemkay]

Nothing better than coming into work to find your work station a filthy mess. Thank you slovenly co-workers!

 

[PallasAthene]

If I could crawl over the counter at my Starbucks and hump that man, I would.

 

[LikeASnowflake]

B & Football?!?! I'm ready!

 

[Lord Pmann]

I love you Eric Cartman.

 

[PallasAthene]

I know it's odd, but it helps that you're lazy.

 

[imemkay]

I love you Eric Cartman.

LOL! I read that too quickly and thought you were professing your love for Eric Northman. I was going to point out you were in the wrong thread for that.

It really was lovely of Rainshine to start that thread!

 

[imemkay]

WTF. We just had an earthquake....in Maine! A very noticeable one!

 

[imemkay]

Fuckity fuck fuck and shit balls.

Tell me you didn't drop the cake!